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1. Bloom (2014)

   This indie period-piece has everything: too-clean actors, stilted "old timey" dialogue, and (last but not least) a gory dismemberment scene that isn't referred to again -- at all.

   Throw in a dash of Stockholm Syndrome and a soupcon self-flagellation, and you have BLOOM. It's like "Little House on the Prairie," directed by Tommy Wiseau.

   http://www.amazon.com/Bloom-Marcie-Price/dp/B00LU4RA1C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1425679446&sr=8-1&keywords=bloom+marcie+price

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2. Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan

   Murderous Paul Bunyan, amazing special effects, and best of all JOE ESTAVEZ! What more could you ask?

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3. Staying Alive

   I'm actually wondering how this wasn't riffed yet. John Travolta in tight spandex dancing around and acting stupid. What could be funnier than that?

   27 votes

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4. In the Mouth of Madness

   Wow. This movie is the pits. I mean - it doesn't make any sense. This was hands down one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Along with Event Horizon. Which begs the question - what was Sam Neil thinking? Why did he agree to be in these catastrophes? Not that he's the finest actor or anything but... huh? And Lawrence Fishburne was in Event Horizon. Lawrence Fishburne!

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5. The Wraith

   A 1986 film starring Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen is killed and comes back as a ghost/alien thingy. And there are a lot of Mad Max wannabe villains. It's so bad - it's comedy gold.

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6. Kate & Leopold (2001) [Meg Ryan & Hugh Jackman]

   Upvote this, you will thank me later ;).

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035423/
   www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kate_and_leopold/‎
   www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpSlJaP2sHw

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7. Deep Rising (1998)

   I believe it was Voltaire that said "Barely better than The Asylum..."

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8. RiffTrax, please riff RABID GRANNIES!!

   Crazy, cheap euro horror/voodoo/satanist movie.

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9. Cool Cat Saves the Kids

   Writer/director/Playgirl "model" Derek Savage makes creepy safety videos for kids.

   Also: Cool Cat Stops Bullying
   and Cool Cat Finds a Gun

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10. Dragonfyre (2013) (AKA Orc Wars)

    This movie has everything—a troubled war vet with a blind Native American sidekick, a magical elfin princess who goes from kick-ass to totally helpless from scene to scene depending on whether she needs our hero to save her, an vast army of orcs who we suspiciously only ever see about a dozen of at a time, an evil witch draped in cheese cloth, and so much more. It's like they used tvtropes as a checklist but there's surprisingly no camp to be found, the film takes itself quite seriously which is part of what makes all of the absurdity so compelling.

    This movie has everything—a troubled war vet with a blind Native American sidekick, a magical elfin princess who goes from kick-ass to totally helpless from scene to scene depending on whether she needs our hero to save her, an vast army of orcs who we suspiciously only ever see about a dozen of at a time, an evil witch draped in cheese cloth, and so much more. It's like they used tvtropes as a checklist but there's surprisingly no camp to be found, the film takes itself quite seriously which is part of what makes all of the absurdity so… more

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11. Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows

    By the Lawgiver! The Guy Richie sequel to the RDJr vehicle would nearly Riff itself! Think of all the snarky Tony Stark lines possible alone! Bonus: The Girl with the Gypsy Tattoo, Holmes in Drag, Naked Mycroft and DEATH CHESS!

    34 votes

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12. The Middleton Family at the New York World's Fair (1939)

    Original video file:

    https://archive.org/details/middleton_family_worlds_fair_1939

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13. convoy (1978)

    well one of the best cheesy trucker movies ever

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14. Rebirth of Mothra 2 (1997)

    Ohhhh, boy, how do I explain this one? Starfish monsters, an undersea city with a dragon guardian, and a transforming Mothra sound like pretty cool ideas - and then you add in the child delinquent heroes, the tacky environmental message, two random poachers, a (un)healthy dose of 10-year old humor, and some really bad special effects. It's a movie best left forgotten - except it's perfect for Rifftrax.

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15. Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)

    In what is essentially the 'Batman and Robin' of the Godzilla franchise, an extraterrestrial clone of Godzilla emerges from a black hole (or something) to conquer Earth as G-Force attempts to mind-control Godzilla. Oh, there's also a penguin-like transforming mech, a chibi Godzilla, and Japanese mafia.

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16. The Navy Vs. The Night Monsters

    The Navy vs. the Night Monsters (also known as Monsters of the Night and The Night Crawlers) is a 1966 independently made American science fiction film produced by Jack Broder (and Roger Corman, uncredited), written and directed by Michael A. Hoey, and starring Mamie Van Doren and Anthony Eisley Billy Gray, Bobby Van, and Pamela Mason. The film was distributed by Realart Pictures Inc.

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17. The Name of the Rose

    Starring Sean Connery and Christian Slater.

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18. Infomercials

    Stupid people struggling with inane tasks!!!!!

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19. Blast Vegas

    This is another abortion of a movie courtesy of the SYFY (SciFi) channel. It features Frankie Muniz and all his stage prowess. Filmed in the spirit of Sharknado.

    "Fraternity brothers head to Las Vegas for spring break. One of them steals the sword of Thutmose III from a hotel. But they have unleashed an ancient curse, and a sand storm that slowly moves down the strip, destroying famed hotels. Seeing the massive destruction, they find out about the legend of the sword and try to stop the storm. They must find a sacred urn, the largest piece of pure gold, and the Dark Messenger. They race against time to find the items before Vegas is wiped off the map."

    This is another abortion of a movie courtesy of the SYFY (SciFi) channel. It features Frankie Muniz and all his stage prowess. Filmed in the spirit of Sharknado.

    "Fraternity brothers head to Las Vegas for spring break. One of them steals the sword of Thutmose III from a hotel. But they have unleashed an ancient curse, and a sand storm that slowly moves down the strip, destroying famed hotels. Seeing the massive destruction, they find out about the legend of the sword and try to stop the storm. They must find a sacred urn, the largest piece of pure gold,… more

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20. For Your Eyes Only

    Deep hurting à la James Bond.

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