The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

Watch as the guys tackle the low budget original 1981 classic horror movie, with possible Guest Riffer Bruce Campbell (If he's available, and up for it.)

Tetsuro Hoshino, orphaned by the Cyborgs, lives in a slum in the shadow of their megapolis. He steals a pass for Galaxy Express 999, and is saved by a mysterious woman called Maitre, a living image of his mother who had been killed by the Cyborgs. Wearing a special pendant, he sets out for Andromeda where he can obtain eternal life and avenge his parents' death. On his odyssey, he meets a gallery of fantastic characters that help him exterminate the evil Star of Andromeda which had been giving mechanical bodies to rich human beings.

The dark hallows and dense forests of Appalachia harbor strange mysteries. Local residents will recount their encounters with the terrifying Sheepsquatch, the dark winged-creature, Mothman, and aliens from space.

ep is here
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyh3hwmonsters-and-mysteries-in-america-s01e01-appalachiashortfilms

Very Cheesy
Bad Special; Effects
From the 1970s
Series https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076975/reference
(Compilation Movie edit) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078308/reference/

On the cursed island continent of Lodoss, a party of adventurers becomes caught up in the struggle against a plot to conquer Lodoss and revive a long-dormant ancient evil deity. This thirteen-part Japanese television series is based on a series of Japanese novels, and is notable among other things for its inclusion of elements from the Dungeons & Dragons (TM) role-playing game.

A young boy stumbles into a mysterious girl who floats down from the sky. The girl, Sheeta, was chased by pirates, army and government secret agents. In saving her life, they begin a high flying adventure that goes through all sorts of flying machines, eventually searching for Sheeta's identity in a floating castle of a lost civilization.

Kimball Kinnison, a young man from the agricultural planet Mquie and his Valerian companinon, Buscirk find a dying man with a legendary crystal lens embedded in his hand. As the man was dying, he mysteriously passed on the Lens to Kim. With more companions to come by, Kim must find out the purpose of the Lens before the Boskone dynasty does.

Christmas thriller starring Mel Gibson as Santa Claus.

From wiki:
"Mel Gibson as Chris Cringle, who is frustrated with the world turning into an unruly place and not above wielding guns to defend himself

Walton Goggins as Jonathan Miller (credited as "Skinny Man"), a hitman who works in a toy store and has a personal grudge against Chris for 'letting him down' in his unhappy childhood"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatman_(film)

Iria is a newly-certified monster hunter who saves the life of a scientist working on the "Zeiram Project." Zeiram has been terrorizing local planets and kidnapping people to absorb their life force and clone them. When Iria meets up with a clone of her brother, her resolve is tested. Could her brother still be alive? Her friends help her track down the beast only to discover that it is calling for reinforcements. Iria must enter into a final showdown with Zeiram to save the planet and discover the truth about her missing brother.

The Melonheads is a horrible piece of ****. It’s a 53 minute short film on YouTube that drew inspiration from the Beast of Yucca Flats, seemingly un-ironically. Somehow, it had a small following and was even featured on cracked.com when that was still a thing.

why go trough three movies when one is enough, the rankin bass version of The Hobbit gives the story in just 1h 30m,and is plenty riffabel.

Well because it's the 2nd one! Just as bad as the first, it brings back Rod, still bad graphics just a little smoother looking. It's just perfect for riffing

It isn't even out yet, all I know is that I need you guys to spend the hours and take us to the uncanny, bizarre, and terrifying world of half CGI Taylor Swift Cat and her dancing cronies.

Fantastically horrible movie, laughed the whole time thinking of you guys.

1940s movie about Cartography by Chevrolet. A "Jam Handy" production. I kid you not. That's the last slide.

8 and one half minutes of too-fast animation, terrible road conditions, watching people drive around in 1940s Batman's car all to make maps that only have a passing connection to reality.

Also, you can find it in its entirety here: https://www.planetizen.com/node/57278

John

A 1977 Vansploitation film about a guy and his supervan taking on bad guys while trying to win a van contest! Lots of cool vans and the lamest story since forever. Didn't even know there were vansploitation films!!

A biology teacher and his wife take their two children to an island summer house to enable him to write an important thesis while getting over the death of their son. While they are there, large flocks of birds appear and begin to attack individual humans for no apparent reason. The town mayor (who is also the local doctor) refuses to believe that birds are responsible for the spate of injuries that are occurring but, before long, he has no option but to believe as the birds begin attacking larger groups of people. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109275/?ref=tttrtr_tt