The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

Introduction video to Windows 95 starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston of "Friends" fame. With the reunion having just occurred, and because "The Kids Guide to the Internet" has already been riffed, this could be a Rifftrax gem!

The feature-length story of a boy whose super-human ******* lands him a job as an astronaut.

Starring Rupert Grint, Stephen Fry, Paul Giamatti, Ned Beatty, and with an uncredited cameo by Keira Knightly. Helmed by Pete Hewitt, director of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

Also, exists.

IMDB Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283054/

1. Low budget fantasy, shot in Connecticut
2. Overly serious, full of pauses, hastily edited, kinda unfinished. Modern day B movie. 3/10 on imdb.
3. Early appearances of notable TV actors (Orange is the New Black, Star Trek) Watch the trailer here: https://www.amazon.com/Tower-Silence-Jenny-Sterlin/dp/B07Z8H17NQ Or the full thing here: https://tubitv.com/movies/495710/tower-of-silence

Why does Hollywood hate Nicholes Cage 😂😂😂😂

"Let's Make a Meal in 20 Minutes" AND "Let's Make a Sandwich" from our friends at Simmel-Meservey, makers of the MST3K favorite "A Date with Your Family." Speaking of which, both shorts star "Daughter" from that timeless classic (and the sandwich short also features "Mother"). Both show the viewer the fun that can go into the preparation of food, no matter how unappetizing the final result is. Each short is only about 4 minutes long, so pairing them would be a good idea. And they're both public domain, to boot! Let's Make a Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

So this little Gem totally got past me and stars none other than David Hasselhoff as the eye-patch adorned macho leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. This has to peak your interest.

Watch as the guys tackle the low budget original 1981 classic horror movie, with possible Guest Riffer Bruce Campbell (If he's available, and up for it.)

You guys MUST do Grizzly 2. It’s been a lost film since 1983. It was only finally completed last year w hilariously new footage shot by drones and high def cameras spliced w 1983 action. It stars George Clooney, Charlie Sheen, Laura Dern, Louise Fletcher and Deborah Foreman. It has potential to be an all-timer for you guys. TRUST ME.

One of your "all star cast" movies-of-the-week. It's a stab at doing an Airport movie with a few murders thrown in... in the final half hour.

Because it’s 2021.

A poor attempt at a poor attempt! This script was just made for riffing! The child lead, the obnoxious alien spacecraft, and evil NASA scientists? All set in 1980's south Florida? This is the penultimate rigging feature!

Maybe the music licensing alone is beyond extravagant to release a movie/riff combo but I recall this atrocity from the 70s as being infinitely terrible and terribly weird at the same time. Perfect Riff material!

What can I say about Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver except, bad acting, cheesy effects, and SEVERAL plot lines that are dangerously close to copyright infringement! You might ask yourself, "Wait, it's the third movie, won't we have to see the first two to understand what's happening?" And the answer is, you'd be confused either way.

A Horror-Thriller movie from 2005

Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7OUOA5RqqY
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457285/

It is a sort of Christian message about redemption, but it stars Garey Busey at his most confused and Busey-est, a baffled Oz Perkins and a cute dog. A cute dog that is actually Gary Busey, being Gary Busey.
All great ingredients, which add up to so much less than you'd expect.

The Original

Well ya did the first one now Jack and all the survivors of the first one are on an island for some reason and so is a snowman **** bent on revenge same bad quips on a tropical island! Made in America baby!!!!