In keeping with the wackiness of shorts like Phoebe, this gives us a look at the strangeness of 1960s Canada culture. Bilingualism, mistresses, corporate intrigue, black & white film, plus an animated logo to take on Coronet and ACI. What could go wrong?

20+ minutes of pure madness to start your day right in our topsy turvy world today.

https://www.nfb.ca/film/instant_french_en/

1. it's from Asylum
2. it's boring as all get out and has no recognizable talent
3. the FX are cringeworthy. Example: the glacier is moving at like mach 5

what else do you need?

It has thor from Rock and roll nightmare

Mary Jo and Bridget could riff this very '70's spy/crime thing. At the end, the protagonist (apparently) dies, and the villain (Bette Davis) gets away!

Another cornball movie about men who happen upon a place where people are hidden away and don't want to be found.Stiff and ridiculous dialog, and stupid relationships ensue.Great fodder for riffing!

Plot for this movie: After a young man is killed by a gang of rampant teenagers, he is resurrected by a voodoo priestess so he can avenge his death.

Jon Mikl Thor from movie ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE is in this movie

Please riff the Ron Marchini classic "Karate Cop."

can't figure it out

it's a mess of a movie from the early 60s, IIRC. Cesar Romero, Joseph Cotten, and a lady that gets turned into a manticore. WHat else do you need?
Riff. This. Now.

Zombie 5:Killing birds, alternately known as "Raptors" is another stinkburger from filmirage the people behind Troll 2 and Ghosthouse. and it's basically Ghosthouse but in Louisiana with Zombies. It even stars Lara Wendell! Please note this movie does contain alot of birds and killing, but not any "Killing Birds"

There's a lot of great cheesy 80s fast-food training videos out there, like for Wendy's and McDonald's. It's a riff goldmine.

One of the worst most painful yet I love kinda movie ever!

UK Thriller - women turned into mannequins - please riff!

this is a horrible horror-comedy from the 60s. it involves murder, biker gangs, and some old fashioned cannibalism! please Riff!!

It’s a horrible Christmas movie that would be easy to make fun of! Plus it’s recent and popular on Netflix!

Days of Our Lives' Deidre Hall in a cheesy Sid & Marty Kroft Saturday Morning super hero serial.

Arnold Schwarzenegger dropping epic one-liners like "cool off" while giving a bad guy a urinal swirly.

Stereotypical, one dimensional terrorists, the Crimson Jihad.

Jamie Lee Curtis' transition from boring suburban housewife to awkward **** badass

A nuclear blast off the Florida Keys that no one seems to mind.

This movie has it all! Except the riffs it so obviously deserves.

ok, this one is basically a Jurassic Park ripoff. It might be Asylum, not sure. Stars treat Williams (that's enough to riff right there) and the guy who plated the baddie in the original Robocop. TBH, the effects aren't half bad, but the plot is SO thin and predictable, it could only benefit from riffing.

The 1983 classic. NOT our favorite holiday movie by ANY stretch. If you guys riffed it, that would be pretty much the ONLY way I'll ever see the whole thing. Hey Ralphie, I'm gouging my eye out here.