It's an awesome 80s slasher movie with all the main characters having Brat Pack names! It's one of my personal favorites because it both embodies the slasher genre while adding a woman as the Killer before that was fashionable. On a personal note I would love to know how I could be a part of RiffTrax! I'm a black belt when it comes to heckling the screen, my wealth of pop culture is vast and random, and I also know how to lay on a grenade comedicly. I'm serious when I say I would do just about anything short of murder. However, if you have someone that you need a passive aggressive friendship formed with we're in a lot of their personal items get borrowed and never returned, I AM SO YOUR MAN!!! As always a loyal fan Big Jim willig

I saw that someone previously mentioned this movie in their suggestion for "The Cavern." But this person insinuated that "The Cave" was successful in some capacity. I don't know where they got their information, but it was only successful in the sense that someone actually managed to con some Hollywood execs into giving them money to make this ****** version of The Descent. One reviewer actually said, "The insipid dialog lacks even a hint of comic relief, so the audience is grateful when the action quickly kicks into gear."

Here is a link to a visual synopsis of the film by someone who actually enjoyed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAdsvRniXF0

Before I tell you why you should choose this movie, some context. I was first introduced to the movie when a friend and I rented it from Blockbuster. I was already an MST3K fan, and once I realized how awful the movie was, I soon found myself compelled to riff it myself! But my friend soon became very annoyed with me, so for the sake of our friendship, I had to internalize my riffing for the rest of the movie (well, I TRIED to anyway).

So, first off, there are a couple of celebrities that will make easy fodder. Lena Headley for all your Game of Thrones references and Daniel Dae Kim for LOST! Second, the dialogue is ridiculous and the plot predictable, and yet nonsensical at the same time. Even so, the plot is just interesting enough that you want to see how it ends. There's mythology, mystery, and SCIENCE!! Everything the kids today love. And thirdly, it has crazy looking creatures that are the product of parasites, so of course one of the main characters start going through "the change." gasp!

Here is a link to an official trailer and its confusing tagline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4DsyaB1eE

Thank you for your consideration and hope you have a pleasant, monster-free day!

Brought to you by the director of Tourist Trap and the first PuppetMaster film is a film that took the lessons the director learned from those outings... and doubled down on the bad things while tossing the good stuff out of the window.

The film opens with a madam taking a tween looking boy to a Marilyn Monroe-esque ****** then takes a turn for the demonic as a jerk is assaulted by a disembodied hand for trying to one of the women in the brothel's black magic equivalent of Area 51. Or he's turned into something. Then jumpcut to a boring white guy who is coming back to inherit his dad's property, giving us a lovely "finding myself" voice over.

This movie was made in my hometown, Akron, Oh in 1980. I have fond memories of the premier held at Akron Civic Theater, one of those old movie houses with an orchestra pit. It was cheesy then and doesn’t hold up well, but I love it. The production is on par with Touch of ***** and Kill or Be Killed. It’s ripe for your treatment. Please watch it, riff it and let me know. Here’s the YouTube link https://youtu.be/oCpIo2D0EA8. A karate flick extravaganza. Thank you I know you you get 1000’s if suggestions but please give this a 10 minute view and I think you’ll agree. It’ll be great.