Clearly you have some pretty competent people who understand the ACID properties of DB management, but I want to offer your IT staff counsel if they have problems they cannot resolve. I am not asking for a job, far from it, I just want to help Rifftrax flourish. So when I see a restriction factor affect a result set... such as when I want to purchase a riff I got from Torrent (let's be honest, syncing audio is not hard but simply hitting enter on an mp4 is even easier, but I will ALWAYS pay for the movie AND the riff), and I am unable to locate said riff on your site; I want to help. RDM APIs are kind of my thing. Anyway you guys are awesome, thanks for the laughs and I am here if your techies want an outside opinion.

Twitches is a Disney Channel original movie starring Tia and Tamara Mowry made in 2005 about twin sisters separated at birth to protect them and their magical kingdom from 'The Darkness'. Twenty-one years later the sisters meet on their birthday and find out they have magical powers and have to save their kingdom and their biological mother from the Darkness before the Darkness finds and kills them and destroys their kingdom. Eight hours after meeting, they master their magical skills, come up with a cheesy chant (Go Twitches, Go Twitches, it's your birthday, it's your birthday) which they say repeatedly, and defeat the true evil of the story--poor writing and SFX. Also, if you're from Wisconsin or Michigan you might recognize an actor in the film from a Bellin Health Care system commercial, which runs quite often to this day and I honestly can't see this poor man as anything other than Thantos from Twitches or the Bellin Health. And yes...his characters name is actually Thantos. I watched this movie when it first came out, and i've seen it many times since and have laughed and pointed out flaws and plot holes for so long...this really deserves the Rifftrax treatment.

My favorite MST3K riffing episodes, were the ones involving old black & white horror and science fiction movies from the 1950's and 1960's. The worse the movie was, the better the fun factor. You knew that whatever the movie director's were envisioning, it wasn't anything like what you were seeing on the screen.
The Astounding She Monster starts out with sub-standard special effects, and begins with narration that is like an omnipotent being watching and judging the drama as it unfolds and giving you some useless information to set up the story, that really doesn't add much to the drama except to make the already incoherent script even more incoherent.

The "Astounding She Monster" who is an alien from another planet, pretty much just walks around a lot in a shiny blurry spandex body suit. As she moves she looks like she's a model walking on a catwalk, and I kept hearing the "Right Said Fred" song in my head "I'm Too ****" being played every time she appears. She does have the touch of death, so that's at least one cool thing that she has going for her, and I am not going to give away the startling surprise ending to this movie, that I never in a million years could see coming. The most surprising thing for me in this movie was that they didn't have (?) when they blessedly concluded the movie with (The End), even though they do suggest that someday in the future, a visit from another astounding she monster might be possible.

This movie is the reason why I have always, and will continue to: Keep Watching the Skies.

As a mercifully short film, "The Astounding She Monster" should provide plenty of riffing moments to skewer with the razor sharp wits of the "Truthsayers" known as Rifftrax. Have fun boys (and girls too).