Peanut butter is the secret ingredient for magic potions made by two friendly ghosts. Eleven-year-old Michael loses all of his hair when he gets a fright and uses the potion to get his hair back.

This BBC made for TV movie is an utter hot mess and would make for amazing fodder for the boys.

There’s a quote in the Bible... Revelations... “Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was Mike Nelson, and Riffs fallowed with him.”

Not the pretentious art film, but the B&W daddy of "Shake Hands With Danger", released as a safety short by US Steel. It stars Hans Conreid as the harbinger of injury and compensation. Accidents and camp abound, and it makes you long for a universe where Hans played the Batman nemesis.

An action movie with Stallone and Schwarzenegger... It practically riffs itself.

All —

Love Mike, Bill & Kevin, but I'd like more Mary Jo & Bridget, and especially Elliot & Potter — I'm amazed at how much they know of American pop culture, and find them hilarious.

Thanks for all the work it takes you all to pump out great riffs!

David Johnson

All — Love your stuff; I watch more RiffTrax than anything. However, I long for the good 'ol family friendly days of MST3K when young fans would write in with their drawings of the 'bots. Current Mike/Bill/Kevin fare is heavy on adult humor, with gay jokes, borderline misogynistic quips, and gross mind-in-the-gutter content. It's a drag. Please tone it down. I often recommend the genre to friends, but as recently as yesterday advised one couple to stick with early MST3K or the Mary Jo & Bridget flicks. I'm still a huge fan, but search out non-Mike/Bill/Kevin content first.

Okay. This is a more of a blatant push to get people to watch Alison Pregler's YouTube channel. But since it's a two part set of shorts where Barbie travels to outerspace to a flower shaped space station and then accidentally travels back to the 1950s? I think Mary Jo Pehl and Bridget Nelson would work wonders on a perfect rifftrax commentary track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc48ndCdZQ0

The title alone! Plus directed by Ben *******.

The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

The klutzy yet stunning Rebecca Sommers (Jenny McCarthy) walks in on her hunky boyfriend in bed with another woman. They break up and Rebecca starts to fall apart, but, with the help of her close girlfriends, she begins to date again. Unfortunately, the men she meets all happen to be crazy. John (Eddie Kaye Thomas), her dorky guy friend, tries to express his secret love for Rebecca, but she's too busy to notice as she tries to come to terms with her breakup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQuIQTy_X1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXTZqrWlOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls8-mu4kDpo
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327643/

Rushon (Tommy Davidson) is sexually pent-up and ready to take thing things to the next level with his girlfriend, Nikki (Tamala Jones). But when he calls for a date, she asks to make it a double -- bringing along her brash friend Lysterine (Vivica A. Fox), whom Rushon sets up with his lewd buddy, Bunz (Jamie Foxx). Things go better than expected. As the evening transitions from the restaurant to the bedroom, the two men go on a madcap search for what will surely make the night complete: condoms.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118750/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkWgiyQ-8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDSrAm2CKdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr-gQl9CKIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr-gQl9CKIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIaqrkn0ymo

Three friends (Carmen Electra, Stacey Dash, Vivica A. Fox) play a game of seduction on a stranger (Bill Bellamy), but the tables are turned when he finds out about the joke.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0396032/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHxG738J6I

After a string of bad luck, a charismatic womanizer (Balthazar Getty) tries to woo his best friend (Katharine Towne).

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275692/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMRVJMewrYc

When her sister (Shauna Sand Lamas) is slaughtered, a woman (Carmen Electra) becomes an avenger, protecting the weak and destroying the wicked.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147995/

Three to one may sound like fairly good odds, but it depends on the game. When the "one" is one very irresistible woman (Amanda Peet) and the "three" are three hopelessly smitten guys (Brian Van Holt, Zorie Barber, Jonathan Abrahams), the deck is pretty stacked. In the battle of the sexes, the first rule is to never underestimate the power of a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XROLxJNmgoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8z9O1ctgck
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174336/

Harold is sent to Earth on a mission to impregnate a woman and have a child. Harold befriends Perry Gordon, a *****, morally challenged specimen of the human male, and together they scope Phoenix for women. On the prowl for the ideal woman with whom he can mate, the alien encounters a wide spectrum of potential candidates.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181151/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNsqTgaIKQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baVCyZEOp60

n this mockumentary, an observant alien reveals the bizarre and hilarious truth about human dating rituals and relationships. The alien (David Hyde Pierce) focuses on two young people who meet in a Los Angeles nightclub. As "the male" (Mackenzie Astin) and "the female" (Carmen Electra) embark upon their new relationship, the alien documents candid moments from their courtship, offering up anthropological commentary and analysis along the way.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165874/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q_L1dw0Uyo