Flash Gordon 1980!!!!

A shark movie that's like someone took Jaws, Jurassic Park, Godzilla (1998), and Die Hard, threw them into a blender and let the results sit in the sun for a week.

You've done a few Marvel Cinematic Universe titles in the past, but none in a long time. Given that this is the culmination of the series and a hugely successful movie to boot, I think it's a great choice for a "Just The Jokes" MP3 riff.

It’s a live action movie with pokemons, for fark’s sake.

As if Star Wars fans really needed to know more about a main SW character who's now dead, Opie has stepped out of Mayberry and into the galaxy for a prequel. SEE! Alden Ehrenreich play Han... but looks nothing like him! EXPERIENCE! Woody Harrelson! Oh, the horror! Did I mention Malla might be in it, too? Disney will lose 50-80 million from this venture, but Mike, Kevin, and Bill will make a fortune from the Just the Jokes!

Many movies from the seventies deserve to be beaten with a club. None more than Zanadu for attempting to squash "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease" into roller skates. How many hips did Gene Kelly break in shooting this by the way!

With the impending sequel coming, I find myself in a bit of a nostalgic mode. I have gone back and watch the original jurassic Park riff with Kevin nelson and Mr. Yankovic.
Would it be possible to put in an early request for him to be a part of the next one.
I'm after decades of disappointment how can my favorite movie franchise disappoint again! And there's even a Jeff Goldblum impersonator 😁

So for your upcoming riff recordings, I submit my request for the next jurassic world!
( or the hobbit series.... Feel a bit like it needs it...)

In the canon of Nicolas Cage this marks his most incredibly overacted performance to date! If the phrase “chewing the scenery” was created for any reason it is this film! Please consider this film. It is nick cage’s the room. From the poor cinematography to the terrible plot that drops points like they are raindrops and the numerous *** scenes (one which includes cage reading erotic poetry from a book titled “memories by Nicolas Cage” not even kidding) this movie is begging to be riffed.

What at first comes across as another one of those dumb dog movies with Santa quickly takes a dark and depressing turn when in the first five seconds of the movie we find out Santas best friend died. After that it just progressively gets worse from there with Santa being the victim of a hit and run, abused orphans who get there toys burned, dogs getting thrown into fireplaces, AND Santa has a heart attack and almost dies at the end of the movie. One of the orphans even asks, "Is Santa Going To Die?".

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1544572/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

I mean, c’mon...Rod’s back in action with suspiciously well rounded figures surrounding him. What else do you need?!?!

I heard about this years ago and just remembered it. From the link below:

"Santo Gold is without a doubt the most bizarre infomercial I’ve seen. This infomercial tries to do two very different tasks at the same time: sell a gold jewelry business opportunity and promote a “science-fiction space wrestling movie” called Blood Circus. Either one of these would be laughable enough on its own, but the combination of the two is downright unnerving."

http://www.infomercial-****.com/santo-gold/

With a scary demented therapist, phrases like "I forgot... Pink Blankie!" and the unexpected appearance of a squirrel, "The Scarapist" has all the makings of a cult film. Riff like you've never Riff-ed before! Don't worry, if people call you crazy, you can blame it on "The Scarapist." That doctor is out of here mind!

TV movie attempting to resolve the cliffhanger of the final episode of ALF.

Six years ago, ALF was on his way back to his new home... When the Alien Task Force finally caught him. Now, the story continues to where the series ended. The Alien Task Force now protects ALF, but the leader wants to terminate him. So two officers decide to save ALF by kidnapping him. But the man the officers took ALF to wants to finally reveal him to the world. Which leads him to more danger...

Plot for this movie: After a young man is killed by a gang of rampant teenagers, he is resurrected by a voodoo priestess so he can avenge his death.

Jon Mikl Thor from movie ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE is in this movie

Tom Selleck's ...

mustache's break out role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaav9P43No
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068448/reference

I just found out that Don "The Dragon" Wilson had a sequel to Cyber-Tracker called Cyber-Tracker 2! I haven't seen it, but I've heard that the action sequences and sheer variety of cyber-trackers, including ones that look like clones of "Eric" and his news reporter/revolutionary wife "Connie", blow away the first movie in terms of ridiculousness and number of slow-motion sequences! More explosions, more arm ripping, more stupidity! Come on Rifftrax, give us more Cyber-Tracker!