So this little Gem totally got past me and stars none other than David Hasselhoff as the eye-patch adorned macho leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. This has to peak your interest.

LadyHawke made in 1984 released in 1985 seems like a movie to riff. It's got dumb action and funny lines and Matthew Broadrick in it. I mean come on.

This movie was mad to be a Rifftrax. A horror movie about a secret conjoined parasitic twin hidden inside the main characters head! With superpowers. This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen.
1. Backwards bendy ninja powers?
2. Fight scene in a fog filled underground old-fashioned stagecoach storage?
3. Like all the great Rifftrax, it was meant to be serious. It was meant to be scary. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing at the terrible plot, execution, and magic head baby.

Cult sics magical Cobra that transforms into a beautiful lady, on to Navy Officers who crashed their club meeting.

Introduction video to Windows 95 starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston of "Friends" fame. With the reunion having just occurred, and because "The Kids Guide to the Internet" has already been riffed, this could be a Rifftrax gem!

Why does Hollywood hate Nicholes Cage 😂😂😂😂

If there was ever to be a Riff...this is it. A llama dropping to earth and wreaking havoc on teenage kids. Oh...it also has laser beam eyes. The acting is suspect. But also decides to throw in movie lines from classic movies. If the guy changing his shirt throughout doesn't get you...the llama punches sure will. This is a must do.

The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

1. A serial killer who is half crab and half elf that can no longer swear, all his swear words come out as Christmas Slang.

2. Fight scene with two guys in giant sea creature outfits, one a giant crab and the other is a Redneck octopus. Very Troma Feel.

3. 60 minutes long - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A2I2j8b-NY

This is the culmination of all of your training, gentleman: a faith based time travel movie that is simultaneously historically AND religiously inaccurate. disclaimer all Middle Eastern terrorists are played by Hispanic actors. You're welcome.

1. Low budget fantasy, shot in Connecticut
2. Overly serious, full of pauses, hastily edited, kinda unfinished. Modern day B movie. 3/10 on imdb.
3. Early appearances of notable TV actors (Orange is the New Black, Star Trek) Watch the trailer here: https://www.amazon.com/Tower-Silence-Jenny-Sterlin/dp/B07Z8H17NQ Or the full thing here: https://tubitv.com/movies/495710/tower-of-silence

You guys MUST do Grizzly 2. It’s been a lost film since 1983. It was only finally completed last year w hilariously new footage shot by drones and high def cameras spliced w 1983 action. It stars George Clooney, Charlie Sheen, Laura Dern, Louise Fletcher and Deborah Foreman. It has potential to be an all-timer for you guys. TRUST ME.

That's it. Just more classic Sword n' Sandals flicks in the vein of Sons of Hercules, Son of Sinbad, and...well, more movies about watered-down offspring.

"Let's Make a Meal in 20 Minutes" AND "Let's Make a Sandwich" from our friends at Simmel-Meservey, makers of the MST3K favorite "A Date with Your Family." Speaking of which, both shorts star "Daughter" from that timeless classic (and the sandwich short also features "Mother"). Both show the viewer the fun that can go into the preparation of food, no matter how unappetizing the final result is. Each short is only about 4 minutes long, so pairing them would be a good idea. And they're both public domain, to boot! Let's Make a Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM