This isn’t available on NETFLIX until November 22nd, but we’ve gotta get started immediately: The Christmas Chronicles! It is a Netflix original featuring Kurt Russell as SANTA! Snake Plissken, people! This is gonna be gold! The story is a brother & sister plan to catch St MacReady in the act and become involved with Santa (not like that). Like Christmas Hobbits they go on an adventure at the bequest of some old bearded guy! Can’t miss! If I know old Kris Kringle he’s gonna need those kids to help him out of a jam... or possibly outta a bottle of scotch. Either way... Riff this Please!

I think that I have always liked the 'host segments' of MST3K as much, if not more, than I liked the movie riffing.

The host segments were done partially as a time filler, and partially as a buffer to begin and end the television commercials.

Rifftrax has been riffing movies and shorts for a long time now, (and doing a great job of it, I might add.), but isn't it time to get all of the riffers back in front of the camera, not emulating MST3K. but doing something completely different and original? Isn't it time? Isn't it?

Back in the day, there were a number of people who would acquire the American rights to old movies, (usually foreign), and redub them into English, and present them to English audiences in the movies, and many times the redub imports would go directly to the new media of television. Some entrepreneur directors would do the same thing, except that they would change the film's original story, film new scenes with American actors, and redub the foreign actors lines to fit into the new storyline and try to blend it in with the reshot footage. Director Jerry Warren did this a lot with mixed, (usually poor), results. I think that John Carradine was probably in most, if not every one of these cut and paste movies that was ever made.

Steve Martin used this idea brilliantly when he took scenes from a number of old black and white movies, made up a new storyline, filmed scenes that matched the film clips and he interacted with the actors in the old movie clips, blending the newly filmed footage scenes and actors. The result: a very funny murder mystery story that worked seamlessly. Steve Martin's 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid' is highly recommended viewing if you have never seen this very original, very funny movie.

I propose that Rifftrax try this same idea. Come up with an original movie plot, take dialog clips from different movies, or find one movie, and seamlessly blend their newly filmed footage with the movie's other footage, provide creative editing and pasting, some sound effects, some music if needed, and come up with a hilarious new original new movie.

This would require a lot of time, and expense, so if you think that this might be a do-able idea, you probably will need the backing and financial support of a large studio, like Comedy Central (welcome home) or Netflix, maybe even Amazon studios? I doubt someone like Universal, or Warner Brothers is open minded enough to even bother with something like this. They are too **** big and not open minded enough!

There is a lot of potential and possibilities with this seed of an idea, and it does need a lot of work, but could this be the dawn of a new era for Rifftrax,.

Could the riffers be reborn as actors and find their way back in front of our television screens?

Vote yes for Rifftrax to once again become the actors that they were destined to be and take comedy to heights never before imagined.

A Direct to home video , It a cross between Jurassic Park and the Condemned. A group of death row inmates are put in a virtual reality game where they fight Dinosaurs and each other to survive.
That description make the movie sound better then it is

The Characters are crazy. There the innocent man who keep trying to team up with the others even though they are all crazy killers.
At least one of the inmates is a Cannibal.

And then there the people running the game. They are just as crazy as the inmates,
This need to be riiff.

A Hobgoblin, a Gremlin, and ET are sitting at a bar when in walks a Munchie...

Well, sorry if I hooked you on the tease, but the joke set-up is much funnier than the joke punch-line, and the joke punch-line is even more funny than this movie could ever hope to be.
I suggested this because there is nothing funnier than an awkward, cheesy, poorly animated hand puppet, stuck in a terribly written script, who turns out to be a much better actor than his live co-stars, whose cuteness wears up before he utters his first line, and then at the end you realize that you have wasted 83 minutes of your life watching this goofy movie.
MST3K made Hobgoblins a funny enjoyable movie, can the Rifftrax Team do the same for Munchies?
If Rifftrax does this movie, there are...sequels.

Movie Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPFVU9C65Q8