The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

Watch as the guys tackle the low budget original 1981 classic horror movie, with possible Guest Riffer Bruce Campbell (If he's available, and up for it.)

1. Low budget fantasy, shot in Connecticut


2. Overly serious, full of pauses, hastily edited, kinda unfinished. Modern day B movie. 3/10 on imdb.


3. Early appearances of notable TV actors (Orange is the New Black, Star Trek)
   Watch the trailer here: https://www.amazon.com/Tower-Silence-Jenny-Sterlin/dp/B07Z8H17NQ
   Or the full thing here: https://tubitv.com/movies/495710/tower-of-silence
   

So this little Gem totally got past me and stars none other than David Hasselhoff as the eye-patch adorned macho leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. This has to peak your interest.

Maybe the music licensing alone is beyond extravagant to release a movie/riff combo but I recall this atrocity from the 70s as being infinitely terrible and terribly weird at the same time. Perfect Riff material!

Very Cheesy
Bad Special; Effects
From the 1970s
Series https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076975/reference
(Compilation Movie edit) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078308/reference/

The Original

One of your "all star cast" movies-of-the-week. It's a stab at doing an Airport movie with a few murders thrown in... in the final half hour.

A poor attempt at a poor attempt! This script was just made for riffing! The child lead, the obnoxious alien spacecraft, and evil NASA scientists? All set in 1980's south Florida? This is the penultimate rigging feature!

"Let's Make a Meal in 20 Minutes" AND "Let's Make a Sandwich" from our friends at Simmel-Meservey, makers of the MST3K favorite "A Date with Your Family." Speaking of which, both shorts star "Daughter" from that timeless classic (and the sandwich short also features "Mother"). Both show the viewer the fun that can go into the preparation of food, no matter how unappetizing the final result is. Each short is only about 4 minutes long, so pairing them would be a good idea. And they're both public domain, to boot! Let's Make a Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

Tetsuro Hoshino, orphaned by the Cyborgs, lives in a slum in the shadow of their megapolis. He steals a pass for Galaxy Express 999, and is saved by a mysterious woman called Maitre, a living image of his mother who had been killed by the Cyborgs. Wearing a special pendant, he sets out for Andromeda where he can obtain eternal life and avenge his parents' death. On his odyssey, he meets a gallery of fantastic characters that help him exterminate the evil Star of Andromeda which had been giving mechanical bodies to rich human beings.

The dark hallows and dense forests of Appalachia harbor strange mysteries. Local residents will recount their encounters with the terrifying Sheepsquatch, the dark winged-creature, Mothman, and aliens from space.

ep is here
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyh3hwmonsters-and-mysteries-in-america-s01e01-appalachiashortfilms

Christmas thriller starring Mel Gibson as Santa Claus.

From wiki:
"Mel Gibson as Chris Cringle, who is frustrated with the world turning into an unruly place and not above wielding guns to defend himself

Walton Goggins as Jonathan Miller (credited as "Skinny Man"), a hitman who works in a toy store and has a personal grudge against Chris for 'letting him down' in his unhappy childhood"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatman_(film)

Its a story about space aliens and yetis!

A young boy stumbles into a mysterious girl who floats down from the sky. The girl, Sheeta, was chased by pirates, army and government secret agents. In saving her life, they begin a high flying adventure that goes through all sorts of flying machines, eventually searching for Sheeta's identity in a floating castle of a lost civilization.

On the cursed island continent of Lodoss, a party of adventurers becomes caught up in the struggle against a plot to conquer Lodoss and revive a long-dormant ancient evil deity. This thirteen-part Japanese television series is based on a series of Japanese novels, and is notable among other things for its inclusion of elements from the Dungeons & Dragons (TM) role-playing game.

Because it’s 2021.

Fantastically horrible movie, laughed the whole time thinking of you guys.

Kimball Kinnison, a young man from the agricultural planet Mquie and his Valerian companinon, Buscirk find a dying man with a legendary crystal lens embedded in his hand. As the man was dying, he mysteriously passed on the Lens to Kim. With more companions to come by, Kim must find out the purpose of the Lens before the Boskone dynasty does.