Dragonfyre (2013) (AKA Orc Wars)
This movie has everything—a troubled war vet with a blind Native American sidekick, a magical elfin princess who goes from kick-ass to totally helpless from scene to scene depending on whether she needs our hero to save her, an vast army of orcs who we suspiciously only ever see about a dozen of at a time, an evil witch draped in cheese cloth, and so much more. It's like they used tvtropes as a checklist but there's surprisingly no camp to be found, the film takes itself quite seriously which is part of what makes all of the absurdity so compelling.
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JiJi commented
I just watched this. There's so many inconsistencies and mistakes (like an orc getting a shotgun to the back, propelled from the house entrance to the ground outside with perfectly pristine clothes lacking blood or any damage) in this terrible movie I don't know how anyone could seriously watch this on its own.