This indie period-piece has everything: too-clean actors, stilted "old timey" dialogue, and (last but not least) a gory dismemberment scene that isn't referred to again -- at all.

Throw in a dash of Stockholm Syndrome and a soupcon self-flagellation, and you have BLOOM. It's like "Little House on the Prairie," directed by Tommy Wiseau.

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