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1. Old Dracula (aka Old Drac; Vampira) [1974]

   Here's an interesting take on the vampire legend: Dracula portrayed as an Englishman (David Niven) who has recently transformed his castle into a tourist attraction in Transylvania. Secretly while inviting a magazine group to do a story about it, Dracula has ulterior motives.

   Strangely, it's not him preying on the young women, turning them into the undead. But instead, acquiring their blood to help his ailing wife he placed in cryostorage, Vampira (and no, not the same one from Plan 9).

   Seems about fifty years ago, Vampira bit a peasant with anemia and it nearly did her in. Fortunately after years of research, Drac has found the correct blood to cure her of her malady. Except when he performs the transfusion, an unexpected result occurs where Vampira becomes a black woman (played by Teresa Graves, no pun intended). Although Vampira thinks her husband is clever, Dracula wants to remedy the situation, but cannot recall which girl has the proper blood type.

   So they embark on a trip to London, with hilarious results as Vampira snacks on a fellow who has come back from a 'rejuvenation' clinic, admitting he has been transfused with sheep's blood.

   Anyway, Drac tracks down the photographer and puts the bite on him. But rather than make him into a vampire, Drac enthralls him in helping to find the correct girl by extracting the proper blood type.

   The rest of the film is hilarious for the fact this isn't quite the vampire film one would expect but it's interesting seeing Niven's take on the classic Transylvanian. And I definitely know RiffTrax should do this one, even if it is a comedy.

   Here's an interesting take on the vampire legend: Dracula portrayed as an Englishman (David Niven) who has recently transformed his castle into a tourist attraction in Transylvania. Secretly while inviting a magazine group to do a story about it, Dracula has ulterior motives.

   Strangely, it's not him preying on the young women, turning them into the undead. But instead, acquiring their blood to help his ailing wife he placed in cryostorage, Vampira (and no, not the same one from Plan 9).

   Seems about fifty years ago, Vampira bit a peasant with anemia and it nearly did her in. Fortunately after… more

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2. Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

   This is in dire need of an up to date riffing. One of the best from MST3K.

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3. The Human Centipede
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4. The Soldier (1982)

   The Soldier.. No not the Kurt Russell & Gary Busey! Movie of the same title. This ones from 1982 and features Ken Wahl and a bunch of other people. The Russians steal a nuclear device and are stating that unless the Israelis pull out from the West bank, they will detonate it, which they have planted in an oil field and if it should go off; 50% of the World's oil will be contaminated. And the Israelis are unwilling to cooperate and the Americans knowing that they can't allow this are making preparations to force the Israelis off the West bank. The President then calls the Director of the CIA to do something about this. The Director assigns the agent who works outside the official channels codenamed the Soldier. He starts by trying to see if the Russians are indeed behind it but the Russians have him marked for termination.
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084704/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_75

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKxNoLDYtDk

   The Soldier.. No not the Kurt Russell & Gary Busey! Movie of the same title. This ones from 1982 and features Ken Wahl and a bunch of other people. The Russians steal a nuclear device and are stating that unless the Israelis pull out from the West bank, they will detonate it, which they have planted in an oil field and if it should go off; 50% of the World's oil will be contaminated. And the Israelis are unwilling to cooperate and the Americans knowing that they can't allow this are making preparations to force the Israelis off the West… more

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5. Benji (1974)

   1. The logline of the film cracks me up. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071206/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

   2. You can never get a dog to act. They don't care.

   3. This film was nominated for an Oscar. ?!

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6. Madonna Truth or Dare
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7. Johnny Lingo (1969)

   The endearing, low-budget film that teaches us about the value of kindness, self-worth, and the trading of cows for wives. As a bonus, we are treated to many Polynesian men in skirts.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfahoLfrddU

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8. Simon King of the Witches

   This is BEGGING for a Rifftrax! It's late 60's early 70's with no seeable plot. A lead actor with the charisma of a garbage collector on a hot summer day. A young guy who's worried about his magical boner. A bit of female nudity, but one old gal who shakes her wrinkled butt....it's on Shout Channel, check it out!

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9. The Glove

   John Saxon. Rosie Grier. Killer Glove.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHYrSpW18A

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10. War of the Gargantuas (1966)

    I'm surprised this has not been suggested to RiffTrax. Especially since they used to riff a lot of Japanese monster films back during the MST3K Days.

    As the title spells it out, two creatures called gargantuas decide to duke it out in Tokyo, Japan (man, I bet the city insurance premiums are astronomical). But throughout the film it's not the monsters, or bad acting, which has made this film so infamous.

    Instead it's the scene where a female sings the song 'The Words Get Stuck In My Throat,' at a rooftop night club.

    Everytime I watch this scene, especially after one of the garantuas appears and eats her, I want to say. 'Okay, baby, it's time YOU get stuck in MY throat..'

    I think this would be an excellent film to riff just on that alone.

    So whaddya think, sirs?

    I'm surprised this has not been suggested to RiffTrax. Especially since they used to riff a lot of Japanese monster films back during the MST3K Days.

    As the title spells it out, two creatures called gargantuas decide to duke it out in Tokyo, Japan (man, I bet the city insurance premiums are astronomical). But throughout the film it's not the monsters, or bad acting, which has made this film so infamous.

    Instead it's the scene where a female sings the song 'The Words Get Stuck In My Throat,' at a rooftop night club.

    Everytime I watch this scene, especially after… more

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11. Mystic Nights and Pirate Fights

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138640/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1:

    Young Jonah Johnson and his family move into Mystic, CT. The town's local fisherman's son, Schooner, quickly befriends him and the two soon discover what seems to be a 300-year-old treasure map. The treasure of Captain Kidd that was lost in the town 3 decades earlier. While trying to evade the town's bullies, Jonah and Schooner keep their eye on Clive Steelway, a rich treasure-seeker who seems to have conniving plans for the treasure and the boys.

    Sample clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmG0sO9FR7M. And tumblr feed here: http://schoonerreacts.tumblr.com/.

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12. Blood Tide (1982)

    James Earl Jones plays a treasure hunter traveling through Greece where he encounters a village which sacrifices virgins to a monstrous creature.

    https://archive.org/details/Blood_Tide.avi

    This film is public domain.

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13. tommy wiseau

    Guys, I beg you, PLEEEZE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE no more Tommy Wiseau movies! Even with your awesomely clever scintillating riffs, his work is still completely unwatchable! No one wants to see him NAKED, DAMMIT! God, I still can't get the visual of his gross ass out of my head! I made a donation after getting it from PB, but had I known what I was in for, I swear to you I NEVER WOULD'VE DOWNLOADED IT! Maybe it's the universe's way of punishing me for using a torrent! Guys, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU & I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! Who the FUCK funds his shitty beyond untalented ideas? Maybe he's really rich with his money just burning holes in his pockets. I want him dead.

    Guys, I beg you, PLEEEZE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE no more Tommy Wiseau movies! Even with your awesomely clever scintillating riffs, his work is still completely unwatchable! No one wants to see him NAKED, DAMMIT! God, I still can't get the visual of his gross ass out of my head! I made a donation after getting it from PB, but had I known what I was in for, I swear to you I NEVER WOULD'VE DOWNLOADED IT! Maybe it's the universe's way of punishing me for using a torrent! Guys, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU & I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! Who the… more

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14. cujo

    C'mon guys! It's a horror flick starring a huge killer dog!

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15. free enterprise

    It's a rom-com featuring Shatner and a local news anchor here in St. Louis named Rafer Weigel! Seriously, plus Erik McCormack and a bunch of unknowns! For some reason, it's considered a cult classic from 1999! You guys must riff this movie; I think I speak for all the fans when I say that we demand more sucky films starring William Shatner! His mistakes are instant Rifftrax comedy gold!

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16. Bugsy Malone (1976)

    UPA films once did a short called 'Willy the Kid,' where kids where playing out a western in their back yard. Now imagine if a producer had decided to do this with a bunch of kids and create a classic gangster story in the same vein, except this is actually happening rather than being envisioned in their imaginations.

    1. Bugsy Malone stars a young Scott Baio and Jodie Foster. Long before he became Chachi on Happy Days, and Jodie was doing cameo spots and voice acting (she played Puggsley Addams on the 1976 animated series). Scott plays Bugsy Malone; Ms. Foster plays Tallulah.

    2. Splurt Guns and Pies: Long before paint guns became the norm, Bugsy Malone has the villains using splurt guns and pies to 'cream' their victims, once hit the character is presumed dead. One hilarious scene is where "Fat Sam" attempts to fight against "Dandy Dan," while Fat Sam's stooge is about to throw pies, Dandy's boys end up 'creaming' him with a barrage of their splurt guns.

    3. Funny musical interludes. Besides Tallulah's song in a club, the film has many songs for a gangster film.

    Overall, Bugsy Malone deserves riffing for the sheer fact this is a gangster film played by kids and even the cars are pedal-powered, not to mention the two main stars later made it big.

    UPA films once did a short called 'Willy the Kid,' where kids where playing out a western in their back yard. Now imagine if a producer had decided to do this with a bunch of kids and create a classic gangster story in the same vein, except this is actually happening rather than being envisioned in their imaginations.

    1. Bugsy Malone stars a young Scott Baio and Jodie Foster. Long before he became Chachi on Happy Days, and Jodie was doing cameo spots and voice acting (she played Puggsley Addams on the 1976 animated series). Scott plays Bugsy Malone; Ms. Foster… more

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17. It! Came From Outer Space (c 1980)

    You guys at RiffTrax know, nothing can make a REALLY bad film than horrible remakes, reboots, or horrible movies having the audacity to 'borrow' a title from a classic B-Movie.

    In the 1980s, cheesy studios had really warped ideas on how sci-fi should be, either inexplicable gorefests, or have strange aliens attacking, then you have this film.

    The poster for this shlock was indeed misleading: shows a typical ravaged female victim running from some odd jellyfish, tentacled, fanged creatures pursuing her.

    However, the trailer proves the film is so bad, it makes Alien Outlaw and The Dark Power appear as Academy Award material.

    Apparently a refugee alien from the Cantina Band from Star Wars mysteriously hovers over Earth in some kind of dimension (the scene never really clarifies if he's in a ship or not.). Now rather than invade our planet, in typical alien fashion, he hurls these frisbee like beings down toward the planet.

    The sound effect here makes it seem as if Sid & Marty Krofft produced this rather than having it being a sci-fi flick. Though I never saw this film, from the trailer these frisbee creatures mysteriously transform into carnivorous beasts that feed on humans (sure, why not).

    Except the film goes with the standard cliche of the creatures preying on humans in the dank woods. Which was the setting for ALL alien films back in the 80s, I mean, you never saw an alien attack on a populated city, until 'Independence Day' had come out.

    Anyway, the reason why I want RiffTrax to riff this gem is because the film became 'The Star Wars Holiday Special,' of the big screen. Mainly because after it was shown in box offices, the film was actually pulled, but not due to poor sales, or its questionable content.

    Rumors claim that when Universal Pictures had gotten wind of this B-Movie, they had threatened to sue the studio for copyright infringement. And if that wasn't bad enough, many B-Movie films which used the 'Cantina Band' alien archtypes for their productions were suddenly getting flack by George Lucas.

    In fact the film was so bad, imdb doesn't even have a listing for it. If you guys could locate this version and riff it, you're definitely a better man than I am.

    You guys at RiffTrax know, nothing can make a REALLY bad film than horrible remakes, reboots, or horrible movies having the audacity to 'borrow' a title from a classic B-Movie.

    In the 1980s, cheesy studios had really warped ideas on how sci-fi should be, either inexplicable gorefests, or have strange aliens attacking, then you have this film.

    The poster for this shlock was indeed misleading: shows a typical ravaged female victim running from some odd jellyfish, tentacled, fanged creatures pursuing her.

    However, the trailer proves the film is so bad, it makes Alien Outlaw and The Dark Power appear as… more

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18. City Hunter (1993)

    During the ninties, Japanese studios thought it would be fun to turn popular manga/anime into live-action films, long before Spielberg thought of doing it with 'The Flintstones.'

    Anyhoo, City Hunter is based off the manga/anime with the same name, with Jackie Chan (no kidding) as the main character, Ryu Saeba.

    Though I have nothing against Mr. Chan, if you've ever remotely viewed the manga/anime, you'll question the casting, because this would be like casting Steve Martin as Inspector Clea... oh, wait, never mind....

    Back to the film, the story has Ryu and his associate Karoi searching for the daughter of a Japanese publishing magnate (sure, why not), when they get caught up in the middle of a cruiser hijacking (doncha hate when that happens) and it's up to Ryu and his crew to save the daughter and foil the bad guys.

    Apparently when the producers made this film, they obviously threw out the character backgrounds and told Jackie just to play a happy-go-lucky person who happens to be an investigator. Because throughout the film itself, Ryu foils the bad guys out of sheer dumb luck than the typical kung-fu style you usually see Chan do in his films.

    Since I loved your riff on Bruce Lee's 'Fist of Fury,' this one RiffTrax should immediately do this one right away!

    You have to see it to believe it..

    During the ninties, Japanese studios thought it would be fun to turn popular manga/anime into live-action films, long before Spielberg thought of doing it with 'The Flintstones.'

    Anyhoo, City Hunter is based off the manga/anime with the same name, with Jackie Chan (no kidding) as the main character, Ryu Saeba.

    Though I have nothing against Mr. Chan, if you've ever remotely viewed the manga/anime, you'll question the casting, because this would be like casting Steve Martin as Inspector Clea... oh, wait, never mind....

    Back to the film, the story has Ryu and his associate Karoi searching for the daughter of… more

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19. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 1

    This movie was SO bad! Too much (bad) 'cry face' and whining about Peta.

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20. Jaws of Satan

    I have to stop listening to other people because I almost lived a life with no JAWS OF SATAN in it. A cursory scan of other folk’s reactions to the film had me wrongly assuming it was just another bad movie. You know the drill, “Some movies are so bad they’re good, not this one! This one is so bad, it’s just bad.” First of all, I’ll be the judge of that and second of all, wrong. JAWS OF SATAN is not just another bad movie; it is a perfect amalgamation of everything that makes movies not good. I also find it highly entertaining and worth my time because there is never a second of it where it is not doing exactly what it shouldn’t. I stand a bit amazed, here is a film that wasn’t satisfied with being simply a failure of a Satan film, it had to take a crap in the animals run amuck cage too. Just think about the title for a moment, it tells you everything that you need to know.

    I have to stop listening to other people because I almost lived a life with no JAWS OF SATAN in it. A cursory scan of other folk’s reactions to the film had me wrongly assuming it was just another bad movie. You know the drill, “Some movies are so bad they’re good, not this one! This one is so bad, it’s just bad.” First of all, I’ll be the judge of that and second of all, wrong. JAWS OF SATAN is not just another bad movie; it is a perfect amalgamation of everything that makes movies not good. I also… more

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