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1. toxic

   toxic (2008)

   The story focuses on a girl name Lucille, who has a mental illness. After she kills a man, her mind takes on his identity and she starts to live life truly believing she is him, The story makes no sense at all and stars Corey Large who has one mood and facial expression during the whole film, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUnXGPyB9LQ

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2. Fahrenheit 451 (1966)

   When Ray Bradbury penned this tale about firemen who set books on fire, I doubt he envisioned this little gem.

   Basically it's about a guy named Montag who sets books on fires, because for some reason they make people sad and cause wars (at least according to the film), and it's wild how this tale is spun.

   First he has to deal with his wife, who ends up almost o'ding on gold pills and is saved by some paramedics. Not to mention a hilarious scene where she is part of an interactive television show (surprisingly this was sort of ahead of its time).

   Then he meets a woman (who suspiciously resembles his wife--mainly because the same actress plays both roles) who is rather interesting, but is shunned because she doesn't buy into this non-reading crap.

   Then Montag watches an old woman set herself on fire when the firemen raid her house and discover an illegal 'library' there. Sneaking some books, he then makes one of his wife's friends upset because he reads a book, and strangely, it's not 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' (Maybe that's why he's upset.)

   The reason this needs to be riffed was basically Bradbury disliked this adaptation for the fact the way they sugar-coat the ending as opposed to how the book actually ends.

   Others are: 1) Despite the establishing segues, the film is a bit hard to follow since they like to pander on odd subjects; 2) The fact Montag seems more clueless about what's going on, let alone the fact the only other woman he meets is his wife's double; and 3) The director's strange scene where the fire chief seizes a mini 'Bible' from a baby, and shakes his finger at him (and you thought torturing the infant in 'Drugs Are Like That,' was bizarre).

   Here's the full movie from Universal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0bVqgBSZHk

   When Ray Bradbury penned this tale about firemen who set books on fire, I doubt he envisioned this little gem.

   Basically it's about a guy named Montag who sets books on fires, because for some reason they make people sad and cause wars (at least according to the film), and it's wild how this tale is spun.

   First he has to deal with his wife, who ends up almost o'ding on gold pills and is saved by some paramedics. Not to mention a hilarious scene where she is part of an interactive television show (surprisingly this was sort of ahead… more

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3. Battletruck aka. Warlords of the 21st Century (1982)

   AKA New Zealand's answer to Megaweapon, starring that guy from The Warriors and featuring that other guy from The Quiet Earth. Set in 1994 after the Oil Wars (which we all remember) this is a star-crossed love story between a heavily armored semi truck and the motorcycle that loves him. Or it's a bunch of idiots trying to rip off Mad Max with a terrible 80's soundtrack and a villain named Stryker (yes, I know that's a stretch) who doesn't quite manage to pull off the same nuanced level of performance we've come to expect from Jack Palance, but does make up for it by screaming "aaaaaargh" a lot. (seriously, watch this clip from the end of the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=72&v=j8vxxBYE5n4)

   And if you need more evidence, here's the full trailer.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsFiVRX6BE

   AKA New Zealand's answer to Megaweapon, starring that guy from The Warriors and featuring that other guy from The Quiet Earth. Set in 1994 after the Oil Wars (which we all remember) this is a star-crossed love story between a heavily armored semi truck and the motorcycle that loves him. Or it's a bunch of idiots trying to rip off Mad Max with a terrible 80's soundtrack and a villain named Stryker (yes, I know that's a stretch) who doesn't quite manage to pull off the same nuanced level of performance we've come to expect from Jack Palance, but does… more

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4. Never talk to strangers

   Sex with a cage, bad wine, bad dialogue

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5. galaxy quest
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6. Marooned

   An MST3K classic - Gene Hackman - Gene Hackman (applause) just for the scene when Richard Crenna blows off the Russian who is trying to help him and Gene Hackman (applause) floating off into space.

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7. 3 Dev Adam (3 Mighty Men)

   This film is considered one of the holy grails of bad Turkish remakes. In Turkey (Istanbul, to be exact), Spider Man (or maybe a grandmother's version of Spider Man) is the leader of a violent criminal organization while Santo, Captain America and his girlfriend Julia are out to stop it. With a brilliant needle-dropped score, low (or no) budget production values and the fact that this film is not even in English, I think Rifftrax could pull of a hilarious translation of it (based on what they see, of course. I don't really expect them to learn Turkish).

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8. Elfie Hopkins

   Ray Winston's daughter stars in a movie as a present to her or a tax write off.

   The Observer stated it was "an orgy of mistimed jokes, stumbling narration and dim performances."

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9. Dolemite

   Only the finest blaxploitation movie ever made. The DVD cut is ripe with boom mics, flubbed lines, crew shadows, and true true intent to make a legitimately good movie.

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10. The Maltese Falcon

    The better the movie, the better the riff, IMO. The Casablanca riff is my all time fave. More classics please!

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11. Superman 3

    Come on, Richard Pryor! You were better than this.

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12. The Hoboken Chicken Emergency

    1.) Peter Billingsley has a giant mutant chicken as a friend. 2.) Zany holiday fun for the more patient members of your family. 3.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpgPJxn5KkA

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13. Horror Express (1972)

    Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing and Telly Savalas star in this sci-fi horror classic set in 1906.

    Lee plays an English anthropologist who discovers a mysterious ape-like creature frozen in the Manchuria mountains. Believing it to be the Missing Link, he transports it by train. But is the creature really dead? Not another run of the mill Sasquatch film as it becomes clear there is something more to this creature than you'd expect. Something supernatural.

    https://archive.org/details/Horror_Express

    This film is public domain.

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14. The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

    Apparently in the late-80s, you could make anything into a sci-fi flick and it didn't matter what the content was about.

    Or if it made sense...

    Submitted for your approval, a mysterious pink meteor crash lands near a local town, emitting a signal.. now you'd think it would do something like transform the townsfolk into zombies, or have aliens taking over their bodies, what have you.

    But no, instead, this signal transforms the women into nymphos (no kidding) and they end up screwing men into mindless idiots (what a way to go, huh?). BTW, the meteorite is referred to as 'Betty.' (Don't ask.)

    Anyhoo, Frank Stallone (yes, Sly's brother), plays a hotshot detective being pursued by mafia hitmen (sounds logical, no?) when 'Betty' decides to drop in and cause all sorts of havoc. One is what I aforementioned, which gets the mayor enlisting Stallone's help.

    The funny thing about this B-Movie is the fact they never really explain why 'Betty' is doing this, or having the local women 'zombify' the men through their wiles. And the deputy is a really horrible imitation of Barney Fife as well.

    RiffTrax should definitely riff this odd fest mainly because it has Frank Stallone in it, and a plot which makes as much sense as a soup sandwich and fried popsicles.

    Believe it or not, found a full version of it on YouTube, what are the odds?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRuYIhneZ2c

    Apparently in the late-80s, you could make anything into a sci-fi flick and it didn't matter what the content was about.

    Or if it made sense...

    Submitted for your approval, a mysterious pink meteor crash lands near a local town, emitting a signal.. now you'd think it would do something like transform the townsfolk into zombies, or have aliens taking over their bodies, what have you.

    But no, instead, this signal transforms the women into nymphos (no kidding) and they end up screwing men into mindless idiots (what a way to go, huh?). BTW, the meteorite is referred to as… more

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15. Americathon (1979)

    The late-70s were known pretty much as the age of Apocalyptic Future. If it wasn't about old people being turned into foodstuffs, it was about Apes ruling the planet, or those escaping their age limit of turning 30...

    John Ritter (Three's Company) and Harvey Korman star in this odd futuristic tale about a bankrupt US, and what they must perform to keep their country being 'repossessed' not by the Chinese, but wealthy Native Americans.

    Told in narrative flashbacks, where people are now living in cars (there's an 80s song in there somewhere, oh well), a TV consultant is hired by the President (Ritter) to organize a telethon to raise the funds to save the country.

    As expected things don't go according to plan as a saboteur is hired by the Arabian Nation to prevent the telethon from succeeding so they can buy out the United States from the Native Americans.

    The film also includes Meatloaf long before he was hacked up in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, or was going out to capture Yetis.

    Mainly this film is an interesting one to riff just for the sheer nonsense of it all and, yes, Mike, it will make you scratch your head while Bill will seriously ponder 'what the hell was that?' Not sure how Kevin would react, but hey, what's there not to like, Ritter being President, or Harvey Korman being an MC for this telethon.

    Also did I mention it has Jay Leno fighting his mom in this?

    Though I can't find the full film, here's the trailer:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqYoB6BLOMw

    The late-70s were known pretty much as the age of Apocalyptic Future. If it wasn't about old people being turned into foodstuffs, it was about Apes ruling the planet, or those escaping their age limit of turning 30...

    John Ritter (Three's Company) and Harvey Korman star in this odd futuristic tale about a bankrupt US, and what they must perform to keep their country being 'repossessed' not by the Chinese, but wealthy Native Americans.

    Told in narrative flashbacks, where people are now living in cars (there's an 80s song in there somewhere, oh well), a TV consultant is hired by… more

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16. Midnight Madness (1980)

    Though this was already suggested, apparently the person didn't provide anything about this flick, making you wonder why it doesn't get any votes, nor RiffTrax's attention.. so let this Fangarian show you how it's done.

    Okay, Midnight Madness was Disney's attempt to 'revive' the teenesque, Dexter Riley flicks.. you know, 'The Strongest Man in the World,' 'Now You See It, Now You Don't,' you get the picture.

    Before he was famous in 'American Werewolf in London,' David Naughton was in this comedy film about a bunch of college teens caught up in a bizarre scavenger hunt headed by a genius called Leon, which he calls The Great All-Nighter.

    In it a bunch of teams made of different groups must search for clues to the next location and report back to Leon (kind of reminds me of a live action version of DePatie-Freleng's 'Bailey's Comets.). David Naughton belongs to the Yellow Team, while Stephen Furst belongs to the conniving Blue Team.

    Taking a page from 'The Great Race,' the film's plot heavily relies on the Yellow vs. the Blue Team, while all the remaining colored teams are more of a subplot.

    Also a pre-Family Ties Michael J. Fox stars as David Naughton's little brother, who attempts to help out.

    What made this movie interesting was the fact before Disney had come out with Touchstone Pictures for PG and R rated films, this film actually earned a PG rating. Another fact was when the movie did come out, this was like Disney's version of 'The Star Wars Holiday Special,' because the company's name is not affixed to this movie, despite the fact in a later video release, it was.

    One reason I believe it should be given the RiffTrax treatment is the fact the movie comes off being a major disaster in plot than a genuine film. The real comedy comes from the fact one has to suspend major disbelief on how the Blue Team keeps self-sabotaging themselves while trying to cheat, every time I would see this, I couldn't help but envision some Muttley character in the background snickering. The subplots don't really move the plot along except to serve as a break from the whole Yellow vs. Blue tirade that goes along.

    Overall if RiffTrax is able to do it (as I said, this was technically a 'Disney' flick, but it's probably public domain by now), this is one they should do just for the absurdity of it.

    Though this was already suggested, apparently the person didn't provide anything about this flick, making you wonder why it doesn't get any votes, nor RiffTrax's attention.. so let this Fangarian show you how it's done.

    Okay, Midnight Madness was Disney's attempt to 'revive' the teenesque, Dexter Riley flicks.. you know, 'The Strongest Man in the World,' 'Now You See It, Now You Don't,' you get the picture.

    Before he was famous in 'American Werewolf in London,' David Naughton was in this comedy film about a bunch of college teens caught up in a bizarre scavenger hunt headed by a genius… more

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17. The Lawnmower Man

    This ridiculous and preposterous abomination would be perfect shooting practice for Mike and the boys!

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18. The Man from Earth

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756683/

    How did this get 8.0 on imdb? Some of the worst acting ever.

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19. Tusk

    This movie stars the douche from the old Mac/PC commercials. He's a podcaster that goes up to Canada to interview a kid who cut off his own leg with a sword while doing a youtube (I assume) video. When the MAC douche gets to Canada, the kid has killed himself. Left without a podcast guest, he find out about a guy in the middle of nowhere that has "stories to tell." The guy lives in a hunting lodge and looks a bit like Walter White before the head shave. He tells the douche about his best friend ever, a walrus named Mr. Tusk. Meanwhile, he has drugged the douche's tea and proceeds to amputate his leg. He lies about a brown recluse at first, but then admits to wanting to change the douche into a walrus, namely, Mr. Tusk. Then the movie really goes off the rails.

    This movie stars the douche from the old Mac/PC commercials. He's a podcaster that goes up to Canada to interview a kid who cut off his own leg with a sword while doing a youtube (I assume) video. When the MAC douche gets to Canada, the kid has killed himself. Left without a podcast guest, he find out about a guy in the middle of nowhere that has "stories to tell." The guy lives in a hunting lodge and looks a bit like Walter White before the head shave. He tells the douche about his best friend ever, a walrus… more

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20. The Puppet Masters

    I only watched the last 15 minutes and have had easily one of the most entertaining movie going experiences I've encountered.

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