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1. Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

   It's kinda cheesy, has Barbara Eden and Frankie Avalon, lots of quiet music segments to fill, frogmen, burning radiation belt, and at one point a news anchor who sounds fine until certain words showcase his Boston accent.

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2. First Man Into Space

   "The first pilot to leave Earth's atmosphere lands, then vanishes; but something with a craving for blood prowls the countryside...."

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052805/combined

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3. Invasion from Inner Earth

   A bizarre little UFO film by Giant Spider Invasion director Bill Rebane starring Paul Bentzen (Cousin Billy). It has snow mobiles, and an incomprehensible biblical ending that'll leave you insane.

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4. Swashbuckler

   The year is 1976, and an aging Robert Shaw stuffs himself into a tight red suit to play Captain "Red" Ned Lynch. The cast contains Peter Boyle, Geoffrey Holder, Beau Bridges, James Earl Jones, Genevieve Bujold, and Avery Schreiber. It contains such lines as:

   "I'm not a gentleman, I'm an Irishman!"
   "The farce has ended!" as the villain falls out a window

   and many more. It's also kind of wonderful, but it's really bad. My friends and I riffed it in the theatre and we still quote it.

   Please please please please please?????

   Your loyal Misty, currently spending her inheritance on rifftrax,

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   The year is 1976, and an aging Robert Shaw stuffs himself into a tight red suit to play Captain "Red" Ned Lynch. The cast contains Peter Boyle, Geoffrey Holder, Beau Bridges, James Earl Jones, Genevieve Bujold, and Avery Schreiber. It contains such lines as:

   "I'm not a gentleman, I'm an Irishman!"
   "The farce has ended!" as the villain falls out a window

   and many more. It's also kind of wonderful, but it's really bad. My friends and I riffed it in the theatre and we still quote it.

   Please please please please please?????

   Your loyal Misty, currently spending her inheritance… more

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5. Princess of Mars

   A classic 2009 direct to DVD monstrosity! Antonio Sabato Jr and Traci Lords together at last. Seriously, this movie is mind numbingly awful and BEGS to be riffed!

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6. Uncle Smiley

   Educational shorts from the 1970's, Uncle Smiley was a clumsy, rotund, heavily bearded buffoon of a junk dealer who hung around with children & taught the kids lessons about recycling & nature. Of course it was really the children who taught Uncle Smiley. Oh, that's our Uncle Smiley! Wah wah wahhh....
   Uncle Smiley, get up & go!

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7. Land of Doom (1986)

   Super cheesy 1980's low budget action movie. It want's to be a Mad Max movie so bad...

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190520/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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8. Origami: The Folding Papers of Japan

   While going through my collection of old U-matic videotapes I got from a school, I found a copy of this short film from the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs:

   1) Watching it myself, I think it's great for riffing. I love the shorts on the site and feel it'd fit right in with the rest.
   2) It's an entire short dedicated to folding paper
   3) a japanese kid in a tiny suit

   Here's my copy of it, there's probably a better copy out there somewhere on 16mm film: https://youtu.be/FnYwpbhY8r4

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9. Nocturna: Granddaughter of Dracula (1979)

   Nocturna, the titular granddaughter of Dracula, moves from Transylvania to New York to follow a dishy guitarist from a disco band that played at her grandfather's hotel.

   Nai Bonet gets a story credit for this film, as well as producing and starring. The professional bellydancer had previously had a hit scopitone with the song "Jelly Belly" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9gA4o6Zplw), and wanted to parlay her success into a full media takeover. Funded from mysterious (and possibly legally questionable) sources, most of the budget went into getting some of the biggest disco stars to contribute to the soundtrack. Unfortunately, the vampire disco musical came on the tail end of the disco craze and sank like a stone.

   – Features John Carradine as the elderly Count Dracula.
   – Yvonne De Carlo as Jugulia Vein, who complains that the quality of blood is deteriorating in the cities thanks to preservatives in the food, and pushes the idea of vampires "coming out of the coffin."
   – Performance artist Brother Theodore turns in a truly unbelievable performance as a caretaker with a creepy, obsessive crush on his boss. He chews every single word as though it were the greatest delicacy, creating facial expressions that should be physically impossible.
   – Did I mention the incredibly expensive disco soundtrack? Featuring Gloria Gaynor's "Love is Just a Heartbeat Away" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8GVpRBDVE), Moment of Truth's "Love at First Site" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwrjJGZv4xA), and contributions from the Heaven 'n' Hell Orchestra.

   Nocturna, the titular granddaughter of Dracula, moves from Transylvania to New York to follow a dishy guitarist from a disco band that played at her grandfather's hotel.

   Nai Bonet gets a story credit for this film, as well as producing and starring. The professional bellydancer had previously had a hit scopitone with the song "Jelly Belly" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9gA4o6Zplw), and wanted to parlay her success into a full media takeover. Funded from mysterious (and possibly legally questionable) sources, most of the budget went into getting some of the biggest disco stars to contribute to the soundtrack. Unfortunately, the vampire disco… more

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10. Blue Sunshine

    I love this cheesy movie. A drug called blue sunshine starts having psychotic effects several years later. There's disco, singing puppets, a badly done rendition of a Frank Sinatra song. The main character played by Zalman King gives lots of serious looks, not sure if he's passing gas or trying to remember his lines.

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11. Gumby shorts

    Having religiously watched old Gumby shorts on VHS in my childhood, I recently got the complete 1950s collection of shorts on DVD. And as much as I love Art Clokey's work, man, are they ripe for riffing. The "Robot Rumpus" short that appeared in an MST3K episode is just the tip of the iceberg.
    They're a visual feast, but offer lots of space in the dialogue for riffing. And there's plenty of 1950s casual racism and good old-fashioned nightmare fuel to lampoon.
    I particularly recommend "The Mocking Monkey," "The Magic Wand," and "In the Dough."

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12. Arranging a Buffet Supper/Arranging a Tea Table (Short - 1946)

    A post-WW2 educational short, where a girl is given explicit, inflexible instructions on how to put things on a flat surface.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBscvgHSJyY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBPCKIf9d_I

    1. Learn how to stagger forks!
    2. Learn how to eat without awkwardness!
    3. Learn that if candles aren't providing the principle light, they should STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE TABLE YOU DAMNED PINKO BASTARDS!!
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13. Ice Queen

    A cavewoman of sorts is discovered encased in ice and scientists rush to the scene to bring back the specimen. Unfortunately, their high-tech system of oil drums and plastic tubing which is keeping her frozen experiences total system failure during turbulence on the rescue plane and she awakens. She ends up at a ski resort with a star from Melrose Place and people 20 years younger than him. As it turns out her cavewoman mating desires are still in full force. Enjoy the hot tub scene!

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14. Remember Me

    Remember Me - starring Robert Pattinson, some other folks, and Pierce Brosnon. Here's the set-up - Robert Pattinson gets in trouble with "the law" and "the law's" hot daughter goes out on a double dog dare date with Robert Pattinson. They hit it off - but is it REAL??? REALLY REAL??? Robert Pattinson also hates his Daddy, Pierce Brosnon, for reasons. You wouldn't understand. The law's daughter finds out it was all a dare and wasn't REALLY REAL at all and gets so mad! Robert Pattinson insists it was REAL. Also, there's a younger sister who gets made fun of at a richer's private school, also for reasons. You'd probably understand if the movie told you. At a sleepover her hair gets cut by mean girls, which super pisses Robert Pattinson off, so he throws a fire extinguisher through a classroom window and scares the HELL out of 10 year old girls. Oh! I forgot! Robert Pattinson's older brother killed himself, for reasons! Anyway, everyone reconciles, and then Robert Pattinson gets killed by a terrorist plane on 9/11.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1403981/

    Here are your 3 good reasons:
    Robert Pattinson being emotionally wrought. Because he does it so well!
    Using 9/11 to tug on heart strings when it has absolutely nothing to do with any part of the movie whatsoever.
    Like a genie granting 3 more wishes in perpetuity - SO MANY REASONS!

    Remember Me - starring Robert Pattinson, some other folks, and Pierce Brosnon. Here's the set-up - Robert Pattinson gets in trouble with "the law" and "the law's" hot daughter goes out on a double dog dare date with Robert Pattinson. They hit it off - but is it REAL??? REALLY REAL??? Robert Pattinson also hates his Daddy, Pierce Brosnon, for reasons. You wouldn't understand. The law's daughter finds out it was all a dare and wasn't REALLY REAL at all and gets so mad! Robert Pattinson insists it was REAL. Also, there's a younger sister who gets made fun of… more

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15. WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM 2 STARRING DAVID CARRADINE

    It is a really really bad . it has a 1.8 on imdb, from late 80's early 90's and stars David Carradine. I know i get choked up talking about his as well. Anyway the story, the acting , everything about this movie is pure gold . if you haven't hope you check it out !!!

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16. Bigfoot and Wildboy

    This was a Sid and Marty Krofft live action children's television series from the seventies about about an orphan who was raised in the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest by the legendary Sasquatch. The episodes take place years later, as Bigfoot and Wildboy roam the countryside encountering other strange creatures, fighting pollution, capturing diabolical villains, and rescuing those in distress.

    This show is total cheese. Bigfoot (who looks like he could be Chewbacca's cousin) is frequently shown running, jumping, throwing papier-mâché boulders, and performing other "incredible" physical feats, almost always in slow motion (a la The Six Million Dollar Man). There's also a bird that "talks" (like Lassie the dog "talks") to Wildboy, and a Native American girl who just hangs around for some reason. The budget for this must have been next to nothing, because everything looks cheap, including the costumes and sets. It's incredibly goofy and fun to watch, though, especially all these years later.

    Here's the intro:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNb1pgQlQo

    This was a Sid and Marty Krofft live action children's television series from the seventies about about an orphan who was raised in the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest by the legendary Sasquatch. The episodes take place years later, as Bigfoot and Wildboy roam the countryside encountering other strange creatures, fighting pollution, capturing diabolical villains, and rescuing those in distress.

    This show is total cheese. Bigfoot (who looks like he could be Chewbacca's cousin) is frequently shown running, jumping, throwing papier-mâché boulders, and performing other "incredible" physical feats, almost always in slow motion (a la The Six Million Dollar Man).… more

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17. Tomorrowland

    a sci-fi movie starring George clooney . good film with great special effects , but could use some riffing though.

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18. To Kill a Cop

    • Joe Don Baker, "Mitchell" himself, is the lead actor.
    • Desi Arnaz, Jr. plays a doomed cop.
    • Earl Eischied, the character Joe Don Baker plays, is a Southern-accented chief of detectives in New York City. Um, why couldn't the two-part movie be set in a city such as Houston or Atlanta instead?
    • Um, is it safe to say that Christine Belford wears the top half of a meter maid's uniform in this telefilm?

    http://www.allmovie.com/movie/to-kill-a-cop-v129567

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19. Bell, Book and Candle (1958)

    Now RiffTrax friends, I'm setting the TARDIS B-Movie ChronoScope way back to the 1950s, but fortunately in colour. And it's a Jimmy Stewart film! And it was one which also inspired the TV Series 'Bewitched.'

    Basically our mystic tale commences with Gillian 'Gil' Holroyd, a modern day witch with her familiar, Pyewacket (I stand corrected, 80s films weren't the only one with odd names..), has become fascinated with her neighbor, Shep Henderson, a publisher, and decides she wants him. But regrettably, Shep has a beau, Merle Kittridge, who was Gil's poison penpal (aka 'frenemy') from her college days, and Gil does everything she can to discourage her and get the guy.

    Meanwhile, Shep's co-worker, Sidney (played by Ernie Kovacs), is working on a book about witches and witchcraft, and Gil's brother, Nicky (Jack Lemmon, not Adam Sandler, remember, this is the 1950s), devilishly decided to help Sidney with his research along the way.

    Funnier moments are played by Gil's Aunt Queenie (Elsa Lanchester) and Bianca de Passe (Hermione Gingold - who also played the Old Witch in 'Winter of the Witch.') in this tale.

    Why RiffTrax should take a crack at this Classic:

    1. The cast itself: Jimmy Stewart, Ernie Kovacs and Jack Lemmon to name a few, which was funny they were in this flick about witches and witchcraft. And they deliver their lines well, but it's funny how Stewart acts oblivious towards the whole witch thing, despite the fact Kovacs plays a publisher researching the topic, and Lemmon, the cunning warlock to decides on helping him.

    2. The supernatural tale itself: Jimmy Stewart is mostly remembered for George Bailey in 'It's a Wonderful Life.' So it's hilarious to see him in a film where this time he's dealing not with angels but witches and the fact this was one of the cinematic stories inspiring William Asher to create the romance between 'Samantha and Darrin,' the other was the B&W tale, 'I Married A Witch.'

    3. The first film in colour: in the late 50s there were some flicks that were produced in technocolor, but usually it was reserved for musicals and grand productions, so it's interesting how this one was produced in color without someone breaking into song. But one hilarious moment is when Gil is tormenting Merle in the Zodiac Club through the musical moment with the band playing, encouraged by Lemmon's character no less.

    Overall this is one which would be great to riff, either Live or as a VOD.

    Here's the Trailer:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDBbmP2TctE

    Now RiffTrax friends, I'm setting the TARDIS B-Movie ChronoScope way back to the 1950s, but fortunately in colour. And it's a Jimmy Stewart film! And it was one which also inspired the TV Series 'Bewitched.'

    Basically our mystic tale commences with Gillian 'Gil' Holroyd, a modern day witch with her familiar, Pyewacket (I stand corrected, 80s films weren't the only one with odd names..), has become fascinated with her neighbor, Shep Henderson, a publisher, and decides she wants him. But regrettably, Shep has a beau, Merle Kittridge, who was Gil's poison penpal (aka 'frenemy') from her college days, and Gil… more

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20. Blood Beast of Monster Mountain

    Can there ever be enough Bigfoot movies? CAN THERE?!!!
    Reason one... this song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anxx1YZ_aI8

    Reason two... this guy (national Yo-Yo champion/psychic investigator/professional magician/adult theater owner/exploitation filmmaker Donn Davison) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYA0fNlAGro

    Reason three... there's just too many unanswered questions from Curse of Bigfoot!

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