The year is 1976, and an aging Robert Shaw stuffs himself into a tight red suit to play Captain "Red" Ned Lynch. The cast contains Peter Boyle, Geoffrey Holder, Beau Bridges, James Earl Jones, Genevieve Bujold, and Avery Schreiber. It contains such lines as:

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm an Irishman!"
"The farce has ended!" as the villain falls out a window

and many more. It's also kind of wonderful, but it's really bad. My friends and I riffed it in the theatre and we still quote it.

Please please please please please?????

Your loyal Misty, currently spending her inheritance on rifftrax,

Andrea Squires