The Pink Chiquitas (1987)
Apparently in the late-80s, you could make anything into a sci-fi flick and it didn't matter what the content was about.
Or if it made sense...
Submitted for your approval, a mysterious pink meteor crash lands near a local town, emitting a signal.. now you'd think it would do something like transform the townsfolk into zombies, or have aliens taking over their bodies, what have you.
But no, instead, this signal transforms the women into nymphos (no kidding) and they end up screwing men into mindless idiots (what a way to go, huh?). BTW, the meteorite is referred to as 'Betty.' (Don't ask.)
Anyhoo, Frank Stallone (yes, Sly's brother), plays a hotshot detective being pursued by mafia hitmen (sounds logical, no?) when 'Betty' decides to drop in and cause all sorts of havoc. One is what I aforementioned, which gets the mayor enlisting Stallone's help.
The funny thing about this B-Movie is the fact they never really explain why 'Betty' is doing this, or having the local women 'zombify' the men through their wiles. And the deputy is a really horrible imitation of Barney Fife as well.
RiffTrax should definitely riff this odd fest mainly because it has Frank Stallone in it, and a plot which makes as much sense as a soup sandwich and fried popsicles.
Believe it or not, found a full version of it on YouTube, what are the odds?
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