Tusk
This movie stars the douche from the old Mac/PC commercials. He's a podcaster that goes up to Canada to interview a kid who cut off his own leg with a sword while doing a youtube (I assume) video. When the MAC douche gets to Canada, the kid has killed himself. Left without a podcast guest, he find out about a guy in the middle of nowhere that has "stories to tell." The guy lives in a hunting lodge and looks a bit like Walter White before the head shave. He tells the douche about his best friend ever, a walrus named Mr. Tusk. Meanwhile, he has drugged the douche's tea and proceeds to amputate his leg. He lies about a brown recluse at first, but then admits to wanting to change the douche into a walrus, namely, Mr. Tusk. Then the movie really goes off the rails.
Jerry Gerold
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Matthew Zielasko
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If you do this live, try to get writer/director Kevin Smith to riff with you guys. I feel he would go along.
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Fangarius
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Justin Long is whom you're thinking of, but you're correct, he is rather douchy in this flick, I saw a little about this film and thought it was going off the deep end, perhaps if Mike, Bill & Kevin riffed this I'd probably endure the rest of this film.