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1. The Sadness ( 2007)

   Please, please, please riff my cheap kiddie revenge horror flick. I am the director and I give you my blessings. It's already got some humorous, brutal reviews so go for it.Rip it a new one. Lots of material there for you, believe me-RF Pangborn

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2. More John Travolta turkeys

   His movies cry out for it as your treatment of Battlefield Earth and your other VOD feature claimed.

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3. Manos: The Rise of Torgo

   Remember little Debbie?
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3200412/?mode=desktop

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4. Birdman

   Reasons to review it:

   1) In my opinion, it's an overrated film with a plot we've seen a billion times and more long shots that would make Stanley Kubrick get out of his grave and yell "ENOUGH!"

   2) This gets best picture and not say...The Avemgers?!

   3) Michael Keaton's attempt to remind the world he's Batman...and ends up scaring the s*it out of people causing them to bleach their childhood memories.

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5. Rebirth of Mothra 2 (1997)

   Ohhhh, boy, how do I explain this one? Starfish monsters, an undersea city with a dragon guardian, and a transforming Mothra sound like pretty cool ideas - and then you add in the child delinquent heroes, the tacky environmental message, two random poachers, a (un)healthy dose of 10-year old humor, and some really bad special effects. It's a movie best left forgotten - except it's perfect for Rifftrax.

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6. The 7th Voyage of Sinbad

   I just watched this and it hit me what a perfect movie this is for RifftraxThere are so many priceless moments in this early Ray Harryhausen movie. It is well acted but just so many Riffable moments. Like, when Sinbad escapes the cyclop's cage, and opens the door on top of the tiny Princess...Oops! And the dialog when Sinbad is wooing the Princess is totally over the top. I found myself riffing the whole way through, yet completely enjoying this movie

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7. Pieces

   Imagine it now: A film by a filmmaker that's already driven the Satellite of Love crazy.

   Such riffs as:

   "It was my artistic choice to have an erection in this scene."

   "Huh? This chainsaw? No, I'm not going to kill you with it. It's a gift for a friend. That I'm going to kill."

   "I'll get you a box of lollipops." "Aww, thanks Kojak."

   "Bastaaard! Bastard!" "So, uh, you think this killer's a bastard or something?"

   "Full frontal nudity? I thought this sleazy crapfest was a wholesome family film."

   "Pieces was shot on location in the New England part of Spain."

   "Hey, uh, you think that you can come up with an absurd, asinine ending? Oh, you did already. Okay, that's cool."

   "Professor Brown is a homosexual." "I know this because of all the sex I've had with him."

   "Aww, you got your Kung fu movie mixed in with my slasher movie!"

   "Egregious use of aerobics, in 3-2-1."

   "We're watching the birth of the X-Games right here folks."

   "Honey, can you get the garbage bags marked pornography disposal?"

   "I'm the Dean. I'm certainly not the killer."

   "Hey, look kids, it's The Shadow."

   "I've heard of a knife in the face, but ... actually I've never heard of that at all."

   "Motorcycles and chainsaws, discernible in the wilds of Spain."

   "Donde?"

   "A cracked mirror. It's a metaphor for a stupid movie."

   "Look out, it's a jump scare!"

   "Hey, Mom! Let me axe you a question! Ha-ha. Too soon?"

   These riffs and many more when Pieces is chosen for the new RiffTrax event.

   Imagine it now: A film by a filmmaker that's already driven the Satellite of Love crazy.

   Such riffs as:

   "It was my artistic choice to have an erection in this scene."

   "Huh? This chainsaw? No, I'm not going to kill you with it. It's a gift for a friend. That I'm going to kill."

   "I'll get you a box of lollipops." "Aww, thanks Kojak."

   "Bastaaard! Bastard!" "So, uh, you think this killer's a bastard or something?"

   "Full frontal nudity? I thought this sleazy crapfest was a wholesome family film."

   "Pieces was shot on location in the New England part of… more

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8. Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows

   By the Lawgiver! The Guy Richie sequel to the RDJr vehicle would nearly Riff itself! Think of all the snarky Tony Stark lines possible alone! Bonus: The Girl with the Gypsy Tattoo, Holmes in Drag, Naked Mycroft and DEATH CHESS!

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9. The Navy Vs. The Night Monsters

   The Navy vs. the Night Monsters (also known as Monsters of the Night and The Night Crawlers) is a 1966 independently made American science fiction film produced by Jack Broder (and Roger Corman, uncredited), written and directed by Michael A. Hoey, and starring Mamie Van Doren and Anthony Eisley Billy Gray, Bobby Van, and Pamela Mason. The film was distributed by Realart Pictures Inc.

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10. Not another sci-fi movie

    Not Another Sci-Fi Movie... It's one of the worst movies I've ever-ever seen (and I've seen The Quest) and it seems the casting director lost of their entire budget betting on the length George Clooney's marriage. They were then forced to hire actors from the local community theatre. Just know how ever bad I made it sound, it's much worse.

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11. The Horrors of Spider Island - LIVE!!

    One of our favorite MST3K videos. It would be freakin awesome to see it live with new jokes!

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12. walking tall

    the 2004 semi-hit from WWE & MGM "Walking Tall" staring The Rock, Johnny Knoxville, and Kristen Wilson. The acting is bad, it's fast paced enough to hold interest and there are many many copies floating around at a cheap price.

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13. Looney tunes a tail of two kitties

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2GfXxXUJy4

    Two cats acting like the famous comedy duo, Abbott and Costello, riffed up in an even more funnier way.

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14. 300: Rise of An Empire

    I absolutely loved your Riff of 300, and I think you could also do great with its prequel/sequel/side-story.

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15. Cyborg, 1989.

    This is made for you guys. tear this apart with ease ;-) i love it, but primarily for its great, Cheesiness and 80's flare. Your guys commentary on this would be stellar hilarity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoqkDUO3xHE
    
    Much love to you and yours, and Thank you for the years of enjoyment.

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16. Quicksilver Highway

    Imagine a horror anthology based on stories by horror icons Stephen King and Clive Barker. Now imagine that they decided to have this hosted by Christopher Lloyd in goth drag and a host of actors that could and should have done a better job, yet the entire thing failed miserably.

    I think that the best viewer quote I've ever seen in relation to this was "why did they choose Daryl Hannah's character from Blade Runner as the host/storyteller?"

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17. 3 Dev Adam (3 Mighty Men)

    This film is considered one of the holy grails of bad Turkish remakes. In Turkey (Istanbul, to be exact), Spider Man (or maybe a grandmother's version of Spider Man) is the leader of a violent criminal organization while Santo, Captain America and his girlfriend Julia are out to stop it. With a brilliant needle-dropped score, low (or no) budget production values and the fact that this film is not even in English, I think Rifftrax could pull of a hilarious translation of it (based on what they see, of course. I don't really expect them to learn Turkish).

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18. Elfie Hopkins

    Ray Winston's daughter stars in a movie as a present to her or a tax write off.

    The Observer stated it was "an orgy of mistimed jokes, stumbling narration and dim performances."

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19. Shock Waves

    Shock Waves (1977) near the end of WWII a German U-boat sinks near a remote island in the Pacific. On this submarine are some elite Nazi soldiers. Did I forget to mention they are zombies ? Also stars John Carradine, Peter Cushing and the always easy on the eyes Brooke Adams. I do not remember much but I remember these Nazi soldiers rising up out of the water and the wacky music that ensued.

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20. Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter (1974)

    If you thought TWILIGHT had you scratching your head over 'sparkling' vampires, this film will make you wonder WHAT kind of vampires Captain Kronos is pursuing.

    The best way to explain is to get into the film itself. Starts off with two girls in the woods chasing one another (oh, yes, like that's REAL safe..) and one goes off alone deeper into the woods. Enter the ominous-looking, cloaked figure. Next comes the bizarre director's choice of having the camera showing us the perspective of the figure.

    At first the girl recoils in fear, then suddenly smiles (as if the 'vampire' either hypnotized her, or spiked the flowers with poppies, you be the judge). The vampire then attacks, but not by chomping down on her neck, either leaving the cliche puncture wounds, or tearing out her throat. Instead, the vampire apparently kisses her (no kidding), causing blood to trickle from her mouth.

    Afterwards when she is found, apparently she's transformed into an old woman. Strange, huh? Anyway, Kronos and his crew come onto the scene.

    Now, at this point, I should tell you, all your standard classic Hollywood vampire conventions are thrown out the window. First off, one of Kronos' side-kick, a hunchback professor, which looks like a dapper Frenchman with a growth, buries boxes of dead frogs about the forest. As the mysterious cloaked figure rides by, they dig them up and discover (ta-daah), they're alive.

    Apparently in this universe, vampires can re-animate dead amphibians. Also they kiss people and drain them not only of blood, but of their youth as well.

    Meanwhile Kronos meets the local doctor, who is close friends with him, and we learn a little insight about him. Obviously a soldier from a previous war (not clear on which one, tho, never say), Kronos' family was murdered by vampires, which has made him go into this profession, but it never goes into why, if he's after the head vampire, or if he's seeking the one responsible.

    In fact, when he meets up with a female local (Caroline Munro), it requires a bit of suspending disbelief that Kronos had ever settled down with a family in the first place.

    But back to the main plot, Dr. Marcus (Kronos' friend) decides on conducting some more investigations, while Kronos' partner and female (ahem) Companion attempt to set up traps to catch the vampire in the act.

    Now in all fairness, one actual true vampire attack occurs when a bat does attack a female in a hilarious scene that would make Birdemic's dive-bombing bird look like Shakespeare. But I digress, Dr. Marcus considers the main suspects to be the royal Durward family, since evidence points to Lady Durward to be around when the attacks occur. Her children do appear sinister in nature for the fact they have white hair and kind of act like snots. Y'know, typical 17th Century aristocrats.

    One thing interesting about this film, I suspect the whole 'vampire blood contagion' shtick originated from here, though in this case, it doesn't really explain how this thing works. On his way back, Dr. Marcus gets blood splattered on him, though we don't see how this is possible. And when he gets home, the next morning, he discovers he is changing into a vampire (by looking into a mirror, no less, like I said all conventions are shot to hell in this tale).

    Rather than find a way to cure the man (or even figure out HOW EXACTLY did it happen), Kronos is spurred on to kill him by trussing Dr. Marcus up and staking the poor victim in the heart.

    Okay... then suddenly from all of this, they decide the Durward family is the source. And the rest makes as much sense as a soup sandwich.

    Though it's supposed to come off as a serious, adventurous vampire flick, Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter is more of a hilarious, nonsensical romp into a man hunting down a monster turning young woman into dried jerky (more or less).

    I would love Bill, Kevin & MIke to definitely give this one a view and riff this classic take on the 'modern' vampire scene.

    Here's the actual film:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWAVsRefSg

    If you thought TWILIGHT had you scratching your head over 'sparkling' vampires, this film will make you wonder WHAT kind of vampires Captain Kronos is pursuing.

    The best way to explain is to get into the film itself. Starts off with two girls in the woods chasing one another (oh, yes, like that's REAL safe..) and one goes off alone deeper into the woods. Enter the ominous-looking, cloaked figure. Next comes the bizarre director's choice of having the camera showing us the perspective of the figure.

    At first the girl recoils in fear, then suddenly smiles (as if the 'vampire'… more

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