Imagine it now: A film by a filmmaker that's already driven the Satellite of Love crazy.
Such riffs as:
"It was my artistic choice to have an erection in this scene."
"Huh? This chainsaw? No, I'm not going to kill you with it. It's a gift for a friend. That I'm going to kill."
"I'll get you a box of lollipops." "Aww, thanks Kojak."
"Bastaaard! Bastard!" "So, uh, you think this killer's a bastard or something?"
"Full frontal nudity? I thought this sleazy crapfest was a wholesome family film."
"Pieces was shot on location in the New England part of Spain."
"Hey, uh, you think that you can come up with an absurd, asinine ending? Oh, you did already. Okay, that's cool."
"Professor Brown is a homosexual." "I know this because of all the sex I've had with him."
"Aww, you got your Kung fu movie mixed in with my slasher movie!"
"Egregious use of aerobics, in 3-2-1."
"We're watching the birth of the X-Games right here folks."
"Honey, can you get the garbage bags marked pornography disposal?"
"I'm the Dean. I'm certainly not the killer."
"Hey, look kids, it's The Shadow."
"I've heard of a knife in the face, but ... actually I've never heard of that at all."
"Motorcycles and chainsaws, discernible in the wilds of Spain."
"A cracked mirror. It's a metaphor for a stupid movie."
"Look out, it's a jump scare!"
"Hey, Mom! Let me axe you a question! Ha-ha. Too soon?"
These riffs and many more when Pieces is chosen for the new RiffTrax event.
Another year, another push for the golden riffing treatment.
Someone's work is already cut out for them?
Andy in NJ commented
Yes! Mindless gore and nudity from J.P. Simon,who blessed us with Pod People and Slugs,to name a few
Chainsaws! Coeds! A Leslie Nielson lookalike! And Spanish actors pretending to be from Boston.