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1. The Little Mermaid

   Goodtimes Entertainment's version of the Little Mermaid is, by far, one of the worst films I have ever, Ever, EVER seen. There is bad voice acting, bad writing, bad character designs, lazy animation, non-sensical plot, etc. and it shows!
   Goodtimes, as other people have brought up, tried very much to cash in on the Disney version. Problems arise due to their attempts to combine Disney with the source material in a haphazard way, and it is SO painful. For example, a certain evil character is evil because Disney did it, but literally has no motivation for being evil. Not even because she is evil.
   Last, but not least, there is the main character's "royal pet". Oh, that prick won't let you forget it. I wish I could. Even now, as I type, I am experiencing 'Nam-level flashbacks to his nasal, whiny nag. Rifftrax, please, grant me the revenge I so desire.

   Goodtimes Entertainment's version of the Little Mermaid is, by far, one of the worst films I have ever, Ever, EVER seen. There is bad voice acting, bad writing, bad character designs, lazy animation, non-sensical plot, etc. and it shows!
   Goodtimes, as other people have brought up, tried very much to cash in on the Disney version. Problems arise due to their attempts to combine Disney with the source material in a haphazard way, and it is SO painful. For example, a certain evil character is evil because Disney did it, but literally has no motivation for being evil. Not even… more

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2. M Station: Hawaii

   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081096/reference
   Special guest appearance by Director/Executive Producer Jack Lord

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3. The In Crowd (1988)

   A midday staple of the 90's HBO movie Library

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4. Big G Cereals Presents the Magic Secrets Video (1987)

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tPvPKNqAeE&t=61s

   Learn how to do magic tricks with magician Dan Witkowski and all your favorite General Mills cereal mascots! Everyone's there; Lucky, the Trix rabbit, the Honey Nut Cheerios bee, Sonny the cuckoo bird, Count Chocula, and even the S'Morcerer! Too bad they're all represented as barely articulate puppets. Slow pacing, bland acting and sloppy camera work will make it hard to stay awake long enough to see the Honey Nut Cheerios bee attempt a rope trick that looks like autoerotic asphyxiation. A good riff should help to keep the audience paying attention so they don't miss out.

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5. Til Death Do Us Part

   2017 remake of Sleeping With The Enemy with a little bit of Enough thrown in for good measure. It starts off suspenseful, but then when the plan starts to come together it becomes clear how cockamamie it is, it's beyond hysterical. Then there is the blocking of the final scene, which is a true howler. It would make a great riff.

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6. The Creeps (1997)

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JtYZXT0Kf4

   Enough Said.

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7. Private Snafu or A Few Quick Facts (1942-1946)

   Series of animated shorts used to educate WWII soldiers on many touchy, difficult subjects. PVT Snafu being voiced by the legendary Mel Blanc.

   One has to be wary to not pick the shorts with obvious racist depictions of the Japanese army/navy/etc.... One episode was written by Dr. Seus.

   https://web.archive.org/web/20161225201615/http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0034915/
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlbGPQydXZs

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8. Slender Man (2018)

   This will be 2018's Bye Bye Man.
   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5690360/reference
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7NLOLUOxh4

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9. The Great Gatsby (1974)

   Robert Redford as Jay Gatsby
   Mia Farrow as Daisy Buchanan
   Bruce Dern as Tom Buchanan
   Sam Waterston as Nick Carraway
   Karen Black as Myrtle Wilson
   Scott Wilson as George Wilson
   Lois Chiles as Jordan Baker
   Edward Herrmann as Ewing Klipspringer
   Howard Da Silva as Meyer Wolfsheim
   Kathryn Leigh Scott as Catherine Wilson, Myrtle's sister
   Regina Baff as Miss Baedecker
   Vincent Schiavelli as Thin Man
   Roberts Blossom as Mr. Gatz
   Beth Porter as Mrs. McKee
   Patsy Kensit as Pammy Buchanan

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10. Merry Kissmas

    It’s a horrible Christmas movie that would be easy to make fun of! Plus it’s recent and popular on Netflix!

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11. Top secret
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12. Stranger Things S1 Ep 1-2
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13. A Quiet Place

    This movie isn't 1/10 as smart as it thinks and the silence leaves Twilight sized room for riffs. You're going to have a blast with it.

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14. Point of Terror

    This film looks like it was made by a Russ Meyer afficianado with none of Meyers conviction or eye for art. The gaudy costumes and set design overwhelm pretty much every other thing about the film. Music throughout is exhausting. Quite wonderful. I would be so happy if you guys did this one.

    https://youtu.be/8QSfWWdp3-E

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15. Fire down below

    Steven Seagal as a sensitive EPA agent out to show the local hicks how he cleans up a town and right. Full of stereotypical characters of the south and the same smooth sexual charisma seagal always bring to his films.

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16. Shark zone

    Shark Zone is a cheesey shark movie from 2003. It's so bad, it's practically a rift track on it's own. I saw one scene, with divers talking underwater with mouths full of scuba gear, and their voices kept changing. I honestly thought it was rifftrax film my husband was watching. Along with someone get eaten by a shark repeatedly, and a ship from the 1700's being made of metal when the divers were at the shipwreck site. Please do this movie, it's begging for it

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17. Christmas is Here Again (2007)

    This movie doesn't just suck...it FAILS. It had an intriguing premise for a Christmas movie: What if someone actually succeeded in ruining Christmas? It has talented voice actors including Jay Leno, Andy Griffith, Shirley Jones and Ed Asner. It has Roy Disney as a producer. And with all that potential, it gives us a bland slog with one-dimensional characters, dull, forgettable tunes and plot points as predictable as the tide.

    Highlights (or lowlights) include:

    -The main character, Sophiana. If her name didn't clue you in that she's supposed to be a too-pure-for-this-sinful-earth Mary Sue, get a load of this: she lives at an orphanage where he is hated and bullied by the cruel matron and the other orphans even though she cooks gourmet meals for them and wants everyone to be happy, she has a heart-shaped locket with a picture of her parents, and she needs a cane to walk. Have the feels, **** you! And please pay no attention to the fact that Sophiana is never shown struggling to walk or do anything without her cane.

    -The songs. They're bland, repetitive and sound like they were written in half a day. Even Shirley Jones can't do anything with them. So what happens when they give musical numbers to Ed Asner and Norm MacDonald?

    -Christmas is ruined because the villain, Krad, stole Santa Claus' magical sack so he can't deliver toys. How he did this is never explained, but what's really crazy is the explanation for why they can't just use another sack: Santa's magical toy sack is--I kid you not--made from Baby Jesus' swaddling clothes. Even Kirk Cameron didn't go that far.

    If you need more, here's the Musical **** review.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m20QvZa2mcY

    This movie doesn't just suck...it FAILS. It had an intriguing premise for a Christmas movie: What if someone actually succeeded in ruining Christmas? It has talented voice actors including Jay Leno, Andy Griffith, Shirley Jones and Ed Asner. It has Roy Disney as a producer. And with all that potential, it gives us a bland slog with one-dimensional characters, dull, forgettable tunes and plot points as predictable as the tide.

    Highlights (or lowlights) include:

    -The main character, Sophiana. If her name didn't clue you in that she's supposed to be a too-pure-for-this-sinful-earth Mary Sue, get a load of this: she… more

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18. seaQuest DSV/2032

    Short-lived Steven Spielberg produced big budget 90's NBC underwater Sci-Fi series staring Roy Scheider and Jonathan Brandis and later Michael Ironside during the final 2032 era.

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19. Monkey Doodle (1933, animated)

    Before animation involved plot or artistry. Utterly baffling.

    https://archive.org/details/MonkeyDoodle1933

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20. Kiss of the Vampire (2007)

    I think Rifftrax should riff - Kiss of the Vampire (2007) (aka Immortally Yours)

    This low budget film is just terrible in all the best ways in my opinion. And would be an excellent source for riffing and Mike, Kevin and Bill to just destroy and have a great time doing it I would bet.

    The movie has way too many plots such as

    • Vampires
    • A love story
    • The Illuminati
    • Crime rings
    • Terrible buddy cop stuff
    • Strange hospital stuff
    • Love stories

    The film is basically about how the Illuminati want to learn the secret to immorality through vampires, so that they can continue their career in crime forever, or some crazy madness like that. I never truly understood what the heck was going on when I watched this.

    These are reasons I think this terrible film is hilarious and ripe for riffing.

    • The movie has vampires that go to nightclubs to feast on victims and pretend they are in the movie Blade. But, at the same time these vampires wear capes and have their makeup done like Bela Lugosi. So they are in modern times but look like they belong in some vampire film from forever ago, haha.

    • The vampires shriek and growl with the worst audio effects that make them sound more like veliciraptors screaming, than creatures of the night!

    • The movie is full of hard to understand accents from just about everywhere in the world.

    • The acting is mostly awful

    • It has one of the little people from Williow in it. You be fair though, I've always liked that guy in that movies I've seen him in. But some of his scenes in this are really funny in an unintentional way I thought.

    • It contains one of the the most bizarre and gut-busting-hilarious scenes I've ever scene in a movie played completely serious, of disembodied, floating vampire heads, growling and screaming and floating in outer space! Seriously, this scene alone is enough reason to give this film the Rifftrax treatment in my opinion. I laughed so hard at how dumb and hilariously bad and insane it was, I can only imagine what the guys will have to say about it.

    • It features one of the "buddy cop" cops, going undercover in a nightclub, dressed as, and I kid you not, a juggling clown, hahaha! So inconspicuous!

    • It features a ton of scenes of what I can only assume is the local police force wherever they did this film at, because they are in the movie constantly!

    • The vampire hunter in the movie is the guy who played the alien villain from the classic cult movie "I Come in Peace" aka - "Dark Angel".

    • This vampire hunter uses a gun type contraption that looks terrible and fires wooden stakes to kill the vampires, hahaha! All the props in this movie are so bad too.

    • The movie has all sorts of bad soap opera-worthy acting

    • It features the guy who played "Dar" on the Beastmaster television show, and he looks to have a Joe from Samurai Cop problem of his hair changing from normal to a wig throughout the move.

    • And, again, the film just has way too many plots

    • Some serious terrible lines of dialogue

    • And so much more!

    Seriously, look up the trailer for this on YouTube, to see how bad and hilariously bad it looks. And while you're at it, see if you can find the scene of the disembodied floating vampire heads in space, I can pretty much guarantee you'll be laughing hysterically at that.

    So, that's my recommendation, I hope it gets the Rifftrax treatment. I really believe it would a really funny classic one if so, thanks.

    I think Rifftrax should riff - Kiss of the Vampire (2007) (aka Immortally Yours)

    This low budget film is just terrible in all the best ways in my opinion. And would be an excellent source for riffing and Mike, Kevin and Bill to just destroy and have a great time doing it I would bet.

    The movie has way too many plots such as

    • Vampires
    • A love story
    • The Illuminati
    • Crime rings
    • Terrible buddy cop stuff
    • Strange hospital stuff
    • Love stories

    The film is basically about how the Illuminati want to learn the secret to immorality through vampires, so that… more

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