7496 results found

1. Cocaine, One Man’s Seduction

   A real estate salesman with career and marriage problems gets hooked on cocaine, and finds that not only does it not help him cope with them, but it makes them much, much worse. With Dennis Weaver!

   13 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

2. The Snowman (2017)

   Snowmen with decapitated human heads placed on top. Many shots of snow to remind you that we are in a place with snow. A character literally named, "Harry Hole." What more could you ask for?
   Somehow, the greatest crime of all is titling a "gritty" crime drama about a serial killer "The Snowman" because you know that somewhere a child is watching it believing it is a heartwarming Christmas tale.
   8% on Rotten Tomatoes

   34 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   2 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

3. Pass Thru (2016)

   Neel Breen monstrosity (yeah... that's redundant).

   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5445074/reference
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSYK2vHez40

   •  

   •  

   22 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   1 comment  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

4. SANTA'S CHRISTMAS ELF (NAMED CALVIN)

   70 minute film consisting of nothing but still images.

   No present IMDb page exists ... though I will try and rectify this omission in the following week or so.
   https://www.ebay.com/itm/Santas-Christmas-Elf-VHS-Named-Calvin-/130617986991
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCw1bjWbHA

   •  

   •  

   149 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   6 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

5. Hammerhead (1987)

   With a UK vhs video cover featuring a picture with nothing to do with the movie, Hammer (or Hammerhead in other territories) is pure 80s awfulness in the most enjoyable way.

   Watch Daniel Greene (Bulk Slabhead) as Miami cop Hammer, travel to Jamaica to investigate the death of his war buddy with plenty of high octane chase sequences, fights and incoherent Reb style yelling.

   Featuring a soundtrack of Jamaica’s finest... Jimmy Cliff and Guns N Roses.

   •  

   21 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

6. Krampus

   Why?

   1) Toni Collette. Golden Globe winner. Emmy winner. SAG winner. Central Ohio Film Critic's Association nominee.

   2) It's kind of like Jack Frost meets The Happening.

   3) Does there really need to be a third thing? Ok then, preteen, survivalist bullies, encouraged by their parents.

   21 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

7. Run, Princess Run (1978) AKA Korean Wonder Woman

   Dishonorable mention/honorary suggestion... I mean dishonorary suggestion as I don't believe they have an English dub.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJAQ3_kTJR8

   •  

   •  

   16 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

8. Land of the lost
   15 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   1 comment  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

9. Seven Death's in the Cat's Eye 1973

   Please riff Seven Death's in the Cat's Eye because there is terrible special effects makeup starting at the very beginning with an ape-like demon creature, Rat's that sound like my dog's squeaky toy while devouring a man's face in less than one cut-away, a cat that has better scenes than the actors, the actor's mouths don't move at the same time as the words, and more. Thank you, from a BIG FAN!!!

   "International sex symbol Jane Birkin stars as Corringa, a beautiful young girl who returns from a convent school to her family's ancestral castle. But within these walls seethes unspeakable evil, including religious fervor, depraved desires, and sudden, sadistic murder. Now, someone with a taste for terror is slaughtering the castles demented guests... and the ultimate torment is still to come!"

   Starring: Jane Birkin, Hiram Keller, Françoise Christophe Runtime: 1 hour, 32 minutes

   Please riff Seven Death's in the Cat's Eye because there is terrible special effects makeup starting at the very beginning with an ape-like demon creature, Rat's that sound like my dog's squeaky toy while devouring a man's face in less than one cut-away, a cat that has better scenes than the actors, the actor's mouths don't move at the same time as the words, and more. Thank you, from a BIG FAN!!!

   "International sex symbol Jane Birkin stars as Corringa, a beautiful young girl who returns from a convent school to her family's ancestral castle. But within these walls seethes… more

   23 votes

   Vote Vote Vote

   We're glad you're here

   Please sign in to leave feedback

   Signed in as (Sign out)

   Close

   Close

   Vote

   We’ll send you updates on this idea

   0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

10. Man-Thing 2005

    How is this not??

    •  

    28 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

11. Seizure

    Oliver Stone's first film staring Dark Shadows' Johnathan Frid

    22 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

12. The Experts

    A much much stupider version of the Americans staring John Travolta and Kelly Preston.

    22 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

13. Mannequin Two: On the Move
    21 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    1 comment  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

14. future war 'LIVE'

    An MST3K classic from the Sci-Fi channel era. Take all that's bad about Jurassic Park, The Terminator, and any Jean Claude Van Damme movie, through in a a dash of no budget and no talent, put it all into a blender and hit 'liquify' and Future War is what you get. P

    •  

    332 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    3 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

15. Nightbreed
    16 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

16. In Hot Pursuit (Polk County Pot Plane)

    Movie is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z70_asjIwXI

    My wife works for the AJC and was contacted by one of the people involved with the incident behind the movie. Basically, a bunch of "hippies" landed a Dc-4 on top of a nearby mountain full of pot. Someone bought the rights to the movie and filmed it with absolutely no filming background.

    It is a glorious mix of awful acting and some pretty impressive and psychotically dangerous action sequences. Without...you know...stuntmen.

    5 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

17. Liquid sky

    Cheesy 80’s movie where you learn that every telescope has a bullseye equip. Characters are androgynous, and it gets confusing at time. Perfect for a riff. Aliens come done to score heroine, but realize orgasms are more potent.

    36 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    1 comment  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

18. Never Say Never Again (1983)

    Sean Connery Is back as James Bond but with different producers and Different actors playing the regular supporting cast

    24 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    0 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

19. Space Truckers

    Space Truckers (1996)
    Staring: Dennis Hopper, and some no-names

    Description: John Canyon is one of the last independent space transport entrepreneurs. Rough times force him to carry suspicious cargo to Earth without questions being asked. During the flight the cargo turns out to be multitude of unstoppable and deadly killer robots.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120199/?ref_=nv_sr_1

    45 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    3 comments  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →

20. Time After Time (1979)

    A sandy-haired, mustachioed Malcolm McDowell is none other than H.G. Wells in this clunky, often painful gem of a bad movie. Mr. Wells is throwing a dinner party for smug Victorian know-it-alls, but his good friend Dr. Stevenson (played by David Warner) is running late. Turns out his buddy couldn’t resist murdering a prostitute on his way because, yes, he’s actually Jack the Ripper. When the police come calling, Stevenson, (who left a knife dripping with blood in his doctor’s bag, you know, like you do sometimes) disappears. Slow-on-the-uptake Wells finally realizes that Stevenson has stolen his time machine. Because...it’s real? Really? Yeah!! That’s right. Long story short, Wells follows Stevenson to our time, which in this case means 1979...um, America? Painful, eye-watering, embarrassing 1979, yes, America. While Stevenson evidently blends in like nobody’s business, (giving audiences the treat of a very fashion-forward David Warner rockin’ those 70s styles), Wells needs all the help he can get from bank teller/love interest Amy (Mary Steenburger) before his bumbling reaches terminal levels.

    Will they be able to stop Stevenson, maybe, just maybe with that special little piece of the time machine that is mentioned over and over and over again? Will your head explode worrying about a myriad of little details the movie presents before quickly distracting you with something shiny? Will all that polyester make your skin break out in a sympathetic rash? In any case, I’d love to see this movie riffed because it’s got a charm despite itself which riffing could only enhance. My favorite riffs you guys have done are always the kind where the jokes are more than just survival, where the characters get a kind of second life that in turn makes a slightly different story worth watching more than once. If that makes any sense! It’s also got some wonderfully bad special effects, really dumb gags, long chase scenes and MALCOM MCDOWELL IN A MUSTACHE FOR PETE’S SAKE! Ahem. Anyway, I had a lot of fun watching this movie recently (and for the first time) and think you could have a blast, too.

    Imdb entry:

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080025/

    Trailer:

    https://youtu.be/3mezl-bBa3Y

    Pics:

    https://goo.gl/images/bdA6J1
    https://goo.gl/images/utfF4d
    https://goo.gl/images/uzsuHG

    A sandy-haired, mustachioed Malcolm McDowell is none other than H.G. Wells in this clunky, often painful gem of a bad movie. Mr. Wells is throwing a dinner party for smug Victorian know-it-alls, but his good friend Dr. Stevenson (played by David Warner) is running late. Turns out his buddy couldn’t resist murdering a prostitute on his way because, yes, he’s actually Jack the Ripper. When the police come calling, Stevenson, (who left a knife dripping with blood in his doctor’s bag, you know, like you do sometimes) disappears. Slow-on-the-uptake Wells finally realizes that Stevenson has stolen his time machine. Because...it’s… more

    32 votes

    Vote Vote Vote

    We're glad you're here

    Please sign in to leave feedback

    Signed in as (Sign out)

    Close

    Close

    Vote

    We’ll send you updates on this idea

    1 comment  ·  Delete…  ·  Admin →