I think Rifftrax should riff - Kiss of the Vampire (2007) (aka Immortally Yours)

This low budget film is just terrible in all the best ways in my opinion. And would be an excellent source for riffing and Mike, Kevin and Bill to just destroy and have a great time doing it I would bet.

The movie has way too many plots such as

• Vampires
• A love story
• The Illuminati
• Crime rings
• Terrible buddy cop stuff
• Strange hospital stuff
• Love stories

The film is basically about how the Illuminati want to learn the secret to immorality through vampires, so that they can continue their career in crime forever, or some crazy madness like that. I never truly understood what the heck was going on when I watched this.

These are reasons I think this terrible film is hilarious and ripe for riffing.

• The movie has vampires that go to nightclubs to feast on victims and pretend they are in the movie Blade. But, at the same time these vampires wear capes and have their makeup done like Bela Lugosi. So they are in modern times but look like they belong in some vampire film from forever ago, haha.

• The vampires shriek and growl with the worst audio effects that make them sound more like veliciraptors screaming, than creatures of the night!

• The movie is full of hard to understand accents from just about everywhere in the world.

• The acting is mostly awful

• It has one of the little people from Williow in it. You be fair though, I've always liked that guy in that movies I've seen him in. But some of his scenes in this are really funny in an unintentional way I thought.

• It contains one of the the most bizarre and gut-busting-hilarious scenes I've ever scene in a movie played completely serious, of disembodied, floating vampire heads, growling and screaming and floating in outer space! Seriously, this scene alone is enough reason to give this film the Rifftrax treatment in my opinion. I laughed so hard at how dumb and hilariously bad and insane it was, I can only imagine what the guys will have to say about it.

• It features one of the "buddy cop" cops, going undercover in a nightclub, dressed as, and I kid you not, a juggling clown, hahaha! So inconspicuous!

• It features a ton of scenes of what I can only assume is the local police force wherever they did this film at, because they are in the movie constantly!

• The vampire hunter in the movie is the guy who played the alien villain from the classic cult movie "I Come in Peace" aka - "Dark Angel".

• This vampire hunter uses a gun type contraption that looks terrible and fires wooden stakes to kill the vampires, hahaha! All the props in this movie are so bad too.

• The movie has all sorts of bad soap opera-worthy acting

• It features the guy who played "Dar" on the Beastmaster television show, and he looks to have a Joe from Samurai Cop problem of his hair changing from normal to a wig throughout the move.

• And, again, the film just has way too many plots

• Some serious terrible lines of dialogue

• And so much more!

Seriously, look up the trailer for this on YouTube, to see how bad and hilariously bad it looks. And while you're at it, see if you can find the scene of the disembodied floating vampire heads in space, I can pretty much guarantee you'll be laughing hysterically at that.

So, that's my recommendation, I hope it gets the Rifftrax treatment. I really believe it would a really funny classic one if so, thanks.