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1. Creature with the Blue Hand

   One of the sillier German krimi films based on Edgar Wallace. This time Klaus Kinski is twins; one (Dave) was falsely convicted of murder and sent to an asylum, the other (Richard) goes missing the night Klaus-Dave escapes. Therefore, Klaus-Dave pretends to be Klaus-Richard, but the Scotland Yard Inspector figures out the difference. The thing is, when one of the murders is attempted, the Inspector is with Klaus-Dave.

   Bottom line, there we are trapped in a house with a killer and the only guy we know ISN'T the killer is Klaus Kinsky. Uh-oh!

   Anyway, from there we have a corrupt insane asylum, secret passages, boa constrictors, mannequins, and a ubiquitous music sting you hear like 5 times at the end.

   One of the sillier German krimi films based on Edgar Wallace. This time Klaus Kinski is twins; one (Dave) was falsely convicted of murder and sent to an asylum, the other (Richard) goes missing the night Klaus-Dave escapes. Therefore, Klaus-Dave pretends to be Klaus-Richard, but the Scotland Yard Inspector figures out the difference. The thing is, when one of the murders is attempted, the Inspector is with Klaus-Dave.

   Bottom line, there we are trapped in a house with a killer and the only guy we know ISN'T the killer is Klaus Kinsky. Uh-oh!

   Anyway, from there we have a corrupt… more

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2. The Alien Within

   1995 Sci fi thriller with no real plot, and lots of unnecessary nudity. The word thriller is used loosely.

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3. Dark Universe (1993)

   IMDB describes it as "On its way back to Earth, the space shuttle Nautilus passes through a cloud of alien spores causing its sole occupant, astronaut Steve Thomas to transform into a blood-thirsty monster. The shuttle crashes into a swampy region of central Florida, creating a situation which threatens contagion and/or death to all who encounter the shuttle or its mutated pilot."

   I describe is as "starring Joe Estevez" trailer here: https://youtu.be/ss2YKo22QLM

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4. Code 7, Victim 5

   A 1965 film about a hard-hitting, handsome detective hired to protect a South African millionaire.

   The detective's name is Steve Martin. Nuff said.

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5. A Hazard of Hearts (1987)

   Wonderfully bad 1980s movie with a famous cast (Diana Rigg, Helena Bonham Carter, Christopher Plummer etc.) who drown in an unbelievably crappy/entertaining plot. It has it all - cheesy dialogue, boom mics visible, members of the cast laughing to camera mid scene - all dressed up as an opulent period drama with distinctly unfeminist views. Walk away from this film safe in the knowledge that all a woman really needs to be fulfilled is a rich man who wins her as a prize in a bet placed by her own Dad!

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6. Recoil (1998)

   An oddly Australian cop in Los Angeles reports to the scene of a highly improbably violent bank heist. After watching his mentor get shot down (as you do), he and his 4 closest cop buddies spend an inordinate amount of time failing to catch one kid on a dirt bike. When they finally catch up, he smirks and they make sure he stays dead by all 5 of them shooting him down. This pisses off the kid's sterotypically-Italian mafia father (despite his wife -- who is the only person with brains in the movie but is shrill AF so it's hard to care -- pointing out that Papa Mafio had thrown him out of the house.) Papa Mafio then sends all his other sons out to kill the five cops who killed the never-got-a-chance-to-be-a-prodigal-son son. FINALLY, all the cops are dead but our Australian hero, who is fleeing with his adorable family but is shoved off a cliff killing EVERYONE but the ONE PERSON the goons were supposed to kill. Our Catholic (did I mention he was Catholic?) hero recovers in a remote (Los Angeles) monastery and then forswears God and displays completely hitherto unseen martial arts abilities (and, apparently, a magic ability for bad guys to not see him even though he is right in front of their faces) in order to get justice on the guy who killed his family who was getting justice on the guys that killed his son.

   An oddly Australian cop in Los Angeles reports to the scene of a highly improbably violent bank heist. After watching his mentor get shot down (as you do), he and his 4 closest cop buddies spend an inordinate amount of time failing to catch one kid on a dirt bike. When they finally catch up, he smirks and they make sure he stays dead by all 5 of them shooting him down. This pisses off the kid's sterotypically-Italian mafia father (despite his wife -- who is the only person with brains in the movie but is shrill AF so it's… more

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7. Kiss of the Vampire (2007)

   I think Rifftrax should riff - Kiss of the Vampire (2007) (aka Immortally Yours)

   This low budget film is just terrible in all the best ways in my opinion. And would be an excellent source for riffing and Mike, Kevin and Bill to just destroy and have a great time doing it I would bet.

   The movie has way too many plots such as

   • Vampires
   • A love story
   • The Illuminati
   • Crime rings
   • Terrible buddy cop stuff
   • Strange hospital stuff
   • Love stories

   The film is basically about how the Illuminati want to learn the secret to immorality through vampires, so that they can continue their career in crime forever, or some crazy madness like that. I never truly understood what the heck was going on when I watched this.

   These are reasons I think this terrible film is hilarious and ripe for riffing.

   • The movie has vampires that go to nightclubs to feast on victims and pretend they are in the movie Blade. But, at the same time these vampires wear capes and have their makeup done like Bela Lugosi. So they are in modern times but look like they belong in some vampire film from forever ago, haha.

   • The vampires shriek and growl with the worst audio effects that make them sound more like veliciraptors screaming, than creatures of the night!

   • The movie is full of hard to understand accents from just about everywhere in the world.

   • The acting is mostly awful

   • It has one of the little people from Williow in it. You be fair though, I've always liked that guy in that movies I've seen him in. But some of his scenes in this are really funny in an unintentional way I thought.

   • It contains one of the the most bizarre and gut-busting-hilarious scenes I've ever scene in a movie played completely serious, of disembodied, floating vampire heads, growling and screaming and floating in outer space! Seriously, this scene alone is enough reason to give this film the Rifftrax treatment in my opinion. I laughed so hard at how dumb and hilariously bad and insane it was, I can only imagine what the guys will have to say about it.

   • It features one of the "buddy cop" cops, going undercover in a nightclub, dressed as, and I kid you not, a juggling clown, hahaha! So inconspicuous!

   • It features a ton of scenes of what I can only assume is the local police force wherever they did this film at, because they are in the movie constantly!

   • The vampire hunter in the movie is the guy who played the alien villain from the classic cult movie "I Come in Peace" aka - "Dark Angel".

   • This vampire hunter uses a gun type contraption that looks terrible and fires wooden stakes to kill the vampires, hahaha! All the props in this movie are so bad too.

   • The movie has all sorts of bad soap opera-worthy acting

   • It features the guy who played "Dar" on the Beastmaster television show, and he looks to have a Joe from Samurai Cop problem of his hair changing from normal to a wig throughout the move.

   • And, again, the film just has way too many plots

   • Some serious terrible lines of dialogue

   • And so much more!

   Seriously, look up the trailer for this on YouTube, to see how bad and hilariously bad it looks. And while you're at it, see if you can find the scene of the disembodied floating vampire heads in space, I can pretty much guarantee you'll be laughing hysterically at that.

   So, that's my recommendation, I hope it gets the Rifftrax treatment. I really believe it would a really funny classic one if so, thanks.

   I think Rifftrax should riff - Kiss of the Vampire (2007) (aka Immortally Yours)

   This low budget film is just terrible in all the best ways in my opinion. And would be an excellent source for riffing and Mike, Kevin and Bill to just destroy and have a great time doing it I would bet.

   The movie has way too many plots such as

   • Vampires
   • A love story
   • The Illuminati
   • Crime rings
   • Terrible buddy cop stuff
   • Strange hospital stuff
   • Love stories

   The film is basically about how the Illuminati want to learn the secret to immorality through vampires, so that… more

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8. Dark Iris

   Indie, action, sci-fi thriller. Need I say more? Fire Up that Amazon Prime subscription.

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9. Seven Death's in the Cat's Eye 1973

   Please riff Seven Death's in the Cat's Eye because there is terrible special effects makeup starting at the very beginning with an ape-like demon creature, Rat's that sound like my dog's squeaky toy while devouring a man's face in less than one cut-away, a cat that has better scenes than the actors, the actor's mouths don't move at the same time as the words, and more. Thank you, from a BIG FAN!!!

   "International sex symbol Jane Birkin stars as Corringa, a beautiful young girl who returns from a convent school to her family's ancestral castle. But within these walls seethes unspeakable evil, including religious fervor, depraved desires, and sudden, sadistic murder. Now, someone with a taste for terror is slaughtering the castles demented guests... and the ultimate torment is still to come!"

   Starring: Jane Birkin, Hiram Keller, Françoise Christophe Runtime: 1 hour, 32 minutes

   Please riff Seven Death's in the Cat's Eye because there is terrible special effects makeup starting at the very beginning with an ape-like demon creature, Rat's that sound like my dog's squeaky toy while devouring a man's face in less than one cut-away, a cat that has better scenes than the actors, the actor's mouths don't move at the same time as the words, and more. Thank you, from a BIG FAN!!!

   "International sex symbol Jane Birkin stars as Corringa, a beautiful young girl who returns from a convent school to her family's ancestral castle. But within these walls seethes… more

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10. Headhunter (1988)

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099749/reference
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgLC1p2-Ms

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11. Making Contact

    A shitty sifi/horror movie from the 80s I loved as a kid for some reason.
    It's about a kid who's dad dies and all this weird stuff starts happening, like ghost phone calls, psychic powers and its also got an evil puppet and a dollar store R2D2, oh and lots of star wars stuff. It's on YouTube if you wanna waste an hour and a half of your life.

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12. Coma (1978)
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13. Blown Away (1993)

    Cheesy thriller Starring Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and Nicole Eggert

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14. Boom!

    Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor drink their way through an indescribably bad "art" film that is an absolute chore to watch. Taylor has a really wacky hat about 25 minutes in -- looks like she's wearing Krypton crystals or something.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdO11BT_w88

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15. Microwave Massacre

    A husband is so horrified by his wife May's cooking that he murders her and stuffs her in the fridge. When he accidentally eats a chunk of May's hand while scrounging for food one night (hey, it happens, right?), he realizes that he loves his wife... in the cannibalistic sense.

    Starring Jackie Vernon, this movie features cannibalism and enough shots of people ogling shapely women that it almost makes you forget that Vernon was the voice of Frosty the Snowman. It's honestly the epitome of bad 70s horror.

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16. Night Life of the Gods (1935)

    A scientist named Hunter Hawk invents a device that can turn flesh to stone. While celebrating his discovery he becomes involved with a half naked leprechaun. On a trip to New York, Hunter and Meg (the leprechaun) decide to go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and turn all of the Statues of Greek Gods into people. What follows in a drunken romp around New York with Medusa's severed head still in Perseus' hand. Written by Greg Kessler

    You had me at the half-naked leprechaun!

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17. Crossroads (Ralph Machio)

    Ralph Machio as Long Island kid looking through the Miss. delta for "the lost Robert Johnson record."
    Blues cliches everywhere (Whole selling soul to Devil thin)
    a guitar battle with Steve Vai ...
    monumentally awful 80s clothes

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18. Cell (2016)

    Easily the worst movie of 2016.

    Zombies ... sorry... phoners birthed via bad cell reception?

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0775440/reference
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB4JfANLvbY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXCxFqO4e7g

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19. Moonrunners

    After Thunder Road, before the Dukes of Hazzard there was Moonrunners. Starring James Mitchum, the son of Robert Mitchum and co-star of Thunder Road, and Kiel Martin the son-in-law of Dean Martin. Keil's biggest success, marrying Dean's daughter Claudia. He also played J.D. La Rue on Hill Street Blues.I can't find one good reason for you NOT to riff this movie. Go ahead, watch and see!

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20. The Fast and the fierce

    The Highlander himself Adrian Paul is in this mash-up of Die Hard, Speed and even the Fast & Furious tropes, terrorists plant a bomb on a plane set to go off when it drops below 800 ft.

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