Microwave Massacre
A husband is so horrified by his wife May's cooking that he murders her and stuffs her in the fridge. When he accidentally eats a chunk of May's hand while scrounging for food one night (hey, it happens, right?), he realizes that he loves his wife... in the cannibalistic sense.
Starring Jackie Vernon, this movie features cannibalism and enough shots of people ogling shapely women that it almost makes you forget that Vernon was the voice of Frosty the Snowman. It's honestly the epitome of bad 70s horror.
Mike Tanner
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Heidi Puetz commented
Not gonna lie... adulty lady on adulty-sized bread, slathered in adulty amounts of mayo makes me feel like I'm sliding down the rope in gym class. For the love of the unholiest of holies, please make this a thing...
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Anonymous
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This movie is hilarious and would be even better as a rifftrax.
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Timothy Maher
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Yes Rifftrax needs to do this badly
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Mike Tanner
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