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1. The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer Space

   It's like Flash Gordon and Galaxy Quest got into a fatal car accident with each other.

   BONUS: Ron Pearlman

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2. House of the Dead

   Uwe Boll's FIRST video-game based film, and just as far removed from its source as any that came later! Features asshole victims, a rave on an island, sudden 360-degree "freeze-frame" shots that don't match the shots before or after them, plus Clint Howard and Jurgen Prochnow (without his umlaut) on a boat, for the most part in a different movie (in, apparently, its own climate zone). Plus zombies. Oh, and NOT the "director's cut/funny version", made when Boll was trying to suggest he knew how bad it was when he was making it. Not that it's ACTUALLY funny, but it's going to be harder to riff.

   Uwe Boll's FIRST video-game based film, and just as far removed from its source as any that came later! Features asshole victims, a rave on an island, sudden 360-degree "freeze-frame" shots that don't match the shots before or after them, plus Clint Howard and Jurgen Prochnow (without his umlaut) on a boat, for the most part in a different movie (in, apparently, its own climate zone). Plus zombies. Oh, and NOT the "director's cut/funny version", made when Boll was trying to suggest he knew how bad it was when he was making it. Not that it's ACTUALLY funny, but it's… more

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3. Vibrations (AKA Cyberstorm) (1995)

   A bit of 90's techno cheese. Our "hero" is a musician whose hands are chopped off (by a bunch of drunken toughs) on his way to his big audition. Naturally, he becomes a homeless bum with rubber hands, living in NYC. He sleeps one night by a warehouse being used for raves, run by Al Bundy's daughter. Eventually, (after he saves her from a mugger by virtue of said mugger's knife getting stuck in his rubber hand), they fall in love. He is introduced to the "joy" of techno music, and (somehow) her friends build him a pair of robot hands that he can play keyboards with. He puts on a robot costume, and, as "Cyberstorm," fights crime- no, sorry, PLAYS TECHNO MUSIC AT THE RAVE. He saves the club, gets the drunken thugs arrested, and they live happily ever after.

   Includes a monologue from Al Bundy's daughter about the meaning of "Generation X," another monologue (delivered by an actor who apparently thinks Max Casella was a little too subtle performer) about what "techno" is, a character named Geek, and the actress who played April O'Neal in the second and third Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Oh, and LOTS of bad 90's fashions (in other words, 90's fashions).

   A bit of 90's techno cheese. Our "hero" is a musician whose hands are chopped off (by a bunch of drunken toughs) on his way to his big audition. Naturally, he becomes a homeless bum with rubber hands, living in NYC. He sleeps one night by a warehouse being used for raves, run by Al Bundy's daughter. Eventually, (after he saves her from a mugger by virtue of said mugger's knife getting stuck in his rubber hand), they fall in love. He is introduced to the "joy" of techno music, and (somehow) her friends build him a pair of robot… more

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4. The Secret of NIMH

   Mrs. Brisby (Frisby in the original book) is a very shy, timid, and lonely mouse widow whose family is threatened by a premature warm spell, prompting the farmer to start his mowing early, endangering the cinder block she and her family call home. Normally she would simply pack up their things and move to a new spot in the field, but her younger son Timothy is too ill to be moved, forcing her to seek another alternative before it's too late. With the push of her local confidante, the Shrew, and the aid of a clumsy, love lorn crow named Jeremy, she goes to see the Great Owl, who, upon learning that she is the widow of a mouse named Jonathan Brisby, advises her to seek the aid of the mysterious rats who live in the rosebush outside the farmer's house. There, Mrs. Brisby learns of her deceased husband's past, and the secret of these rats, the Rats of NIMH, who agree to move her home before they abandon their underground colony for Thorn Valley, but Mrs. Brisby herself is endangered by the evil machinations of Jenner, a power hungry rat who seeks to overthrow the rats' leader Nicodemus so as to keep the rats in their underground colony, and will go so far as to endanger Mrs. Brisby's children to achieve his goals. Only Justin, the rats' gallant, Errol Flynn like captain of the guard, stands between Jenner and Mrs. Brisby, who must call upon the same courage her husband had if she is to save her family.

   Mrs. Brisby (Frisby in the original book) is a very shy, timid, and lonely mouse widow whose family is threatened by a premature warm spell, prompting the farmer to start his mowing early, endangering the cinder block she and her family call home. Normally she would simply pack up their things and move to a new spot in the field, but her younger son Timothy is too ill to be moved, forcing her to seek another alternative before it's too late. With the push of her local confidante, the Shrew, and the aid of a clumsy, love lorn crow named… more

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5. Brigham Young (1940)

   So, what can I say about this movie that will make you guys want to do it. OH I KNOW! VINCENT PRICE AS JOSEPH SMITH! Need more? JOHN CARRADINE AS PORTER ROCKWELL! As a Mormon guy who knows how to take a joke, I would greatly encourage you guys to have at this one. Vincent Price falling out the window itself is CLASSIC! Full movie can be found here: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v65493877P64MM2C?h1=Brigham+Young+-+1940

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6. Horror High aka Twisted Brain (1974)

   Get stomped on by a killer wearing football cleets

   http://youtu.be/zAjFFtZY3NE

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7. Tales from the Crypt (1972)/Vault of Horror (1973)

   Tales from the Crypt (1972): Long before HBO and EC Comics got together with the CryptKeeper, Hammer films gave some of these tales in England their variation on it.

   The tale begins with five people taking a tour in a catacomb (no kidding, what was this? 'The Addams Family' Tour) and get lost. Instead of running into a decaying, pun-riddled corpse, the Crypt-Keeper they meet happens to be a dashing Englishman wearing a suit (Crypts in England must be elegant over there).

   Before they realize it, he spins five tales. The first one, ironically, is the EC Tales of the Crypt, 'And All Through the House..' With Joan Collins no less, and a homicidal maniac dressed as Santa Claus.

   The second one deals with a tripping philanderer experiencing his own death, in a dream before his death (yeah, I don't get it either, look you just have to watch this one..)

   The Third One has former Grand Moff Tarkin/Doctor Who, Peter Cushing, who plays a kind, retired sanitation worker, who is resented by his snobbish neighbors. (Can't imagine why.) So his neighbors attempt to smear his reputation, but as with these type of films, things don't go according to plan.

   Tale #4: Sort of a weird take on "The Monkey's Paw," but considering Ape Law was enforced in England (strange), the wish-granting device is a Chinese figurine. Rather than bore you with the details, this also enforces the 'Be careful what you wish for,' moral.

   The Final Tale is a typical cliche: Director of an asylum is a major pudhball, and gets his comeuppance (there's a word you don't hear anymore, hmm?) with the patients (led by 'John Steed,' Patrick McNee).

   But the big shocker here is the visitors.. well, let's not spoil it, shall we?

   Vault of Horror (1973): Also made by Hammer Films and loosely based on the EC Comic of the same name.

   This time round, no crypt in general, but five men somehow trapped in the basement of the office building, where rather than discuss sales figures, stock options and what was on television the night before, they talk about their own demise. (whoa, talk about your grim meetings)

   Besides the other four, the most memorable one stars the famous Doctor Who of them all, Tom Baker, who plays a disgruntled painter who gets revenge on his critics with some mystic paint and portraits. (Hey, works for me)

   Anyway, these films would be excellent for the RiffTrax crew to take a crack at mainly because these anthology films were indeed unintentionally funny, if not disturbing than scary.

   So, whaddya think, sirs?

   Tales from the Crypt (1972): Long before HBO and EC Comics got together with the CryptKeeper, Hammer films gave some of these tales in England their variation on it.

   The tale begins with five people taking a tour in a catacomb (no kidding, what was this? 'The Addams Family' Tour) and get lost. Instead of running into a decaying, pun-riddled corpse, the Crypt-Keeper they meet happens to be a dashing Englishman wearing a suit (Crypts in England must be elegant over there).

   Before they realize it, he spins five tales. The first one, ironically, is the EC Tales of the… more

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8. The Sadist (1963)

   This movie is just begging to be riffed!

   Three school teachers have car trouble on their way to a Dodgers game and stop at an old junkyard where they are held hostage by a gun wielding Arch Hall Jr. and his crazy girlfriend.

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9. The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

   Ironically, just as Peter Cushing (Moff Tarkin) played 'Dr. Who,' in those classic films, he stars with one of the actual Doctors in this anthology flick.

   Basically the tale revolves around a house which deal with 1) a mystery writer who encounters a mad strangler, who appears as a form of his own creation; 2)Two men obsess with a familiar woman in wax; 3) A child who (for some reason) dabbles in witchcraft.. but it's the fourth tale which deserves some major riffing..

   In this one, Jon Pertwee (Third Doctor), plays an overbearing actor who is working on a horror film, and is sent to a shop to fetch a cape. Regrettably, the cape (surprise, surprise) is cursed and ends up transforming Jon into a vampire.

   This was one of the Hammer anthology films which was supposed to be horrifying but comes off being hilarious since these tales are somehow tied to the house in general. But never really tell what happened to the residents afterwards as it goes from one tale to the next (the ones which inexplicably survive).

   Definitely a classic made for riffing...

   Ironically, just as Peter Cushing (Moff Tarkin) played 'Dr. Who,' in those classic films, he stars with one of the actual Doctors in this anthology flick.

   Basically the tale revolves around a house which deal with 1) a mystery writer who encounters a mad strangler, who appears as a form of his own creation; 2)Two men obsess with a familiar woman in wax; 3) A child who (for some reason) dabbles in witchcraft.. but it's the fourth tale which deserves some major riffing..

   In this one, Jon Pertwee (Third Doctor), plays an overbearing actor who is working on a horror… more

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10. pokemon jirachi wish maker
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11. Dragonslayer

    Attempted to watch 'Dragonslayer' last night. Although the dragon was impressive I was so horrified with the writing, directing and acting that I just skipped to the end to see the dragon. I think their first mistake was casting Peter MacNicol as the "dashing" hero, kept waiting for Viggo to show up. "Everything you are doing is wrong, I want you to know this."

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12. Any Movie You Choose

    Riff an entire movie using only the lines used in Cool As Ice.

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13. Night Trap (videogame)

    There is talk of the horrible FMV videogame Night Trap making a comeback (see http://www.computerandvideogames.com/464168/night-trap-will-come-back-says-creator/ ). This game has a good deal of underground cachet. It would be an interesting event if the Rifftrax guys could collaborate with the publishers to include the "storyline" of the game in stand-alone video form with riffing. Something different at least, eh?

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14. Stalked (1969)

    https://archive.org/details/Stalked1969

    A half-hour long, ostensibly religious, film that is a blend of Carnival Of Souls and The Prisoner. A purveyor of sideshows experiences a homecoming in a vacant town, haunted by the spectre of Art Brut Christ, and pursued by a naked Dutchman. Can the burning barrel organ save him?

    I love this film.

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15. The Tingler

    Remember how much fun we had with "House on Haunted Hill?" (Wait, so was it the hill that was haunted, or the house?)

    Anywho, many of you may not have realized that writer, Robb White, director, William Castle, and Hollywood icon, Vincent Price, came together to make another film, the horror/sci-fi classic, "The Tingler."

    Here's why it's a good idea and a lot of fun:
    1) Like "House on Haunted Hill," "The Tinger" is public domain. That should be a lot easier on the RiffTrax crew.
    2) The film is listed among the 100 most amusingly bad movies ever made by Golden Raspberry Award founder, John Wilson.
    3) This is the earliest film in history to depict an acid trip.
    4) There's a freaking bug on strings running around trying to murder people.
    5) I don't want to give too much away, but the film features William Castle's "Percepto." This could be a lot of fun in a live show.

    You know what to do. Let's riff "The Tingler!"

    Remember how much fun we had with "House on Haunted Hill?" (Wait, so was it the hill that was haunted, or the house?)

    Anywho, many of you may not have realized that writer, Robb White, director, William Castle, and Hollywood icon, Vincent Price, came together to make another film, the horror/sci-fi classic, "The Tingler."

    Here's why it's a good idea and a lot of fun:
    1) Like "House on Haunted Hill," "The Tinger" is public domain. That should be a lot easier on the RiffTrax crew.
    2) The film is listed among the 100 most amusingly bad movies ever made… more

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16. Tilt

    1979's Tilt, with Brooke Shields as pinball hustler, also Most Of The Time The Camera Is Pointing At Ken Marshall and Charles Durning as the bad guy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tu5LC78LMo

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17. Mansion of the Doomed 1976

    Every MSTie who has seen this film would support Mike, Bill and Kevin riffing it.

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18. The Manitou

    Tony Curtis vs. a Native American shaman who possesses his wife

    http://youtu.be/yIKU9hzRq6k

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19. Charlie Chan On Broadway

    I have to admit that, aside from a floor show that's not very good, I don't know how you guys can make fun of this classy old film... but then, that's why you guys make 'em, and I have to buy 'em. This film doesn't have the "feets don't fail me know" black character of some later Chan films, so it shouldn't be too objectionable to modern sensibilities.

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20. The Best of Everything 1958

    1950's Manhattan, a young secretary gets her first job with Fabian Publishers. It's Mad Men before Mad Men, lots of stolen kisses, lots and lots of typewriters....did I mention typewriters? Oh, and Joan Crawford too!

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