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1. W*A*L*T*E*R

   A spin-off of MAS*H so bad, it was canceled before the pilot episode could air, its unknown when it was filmed or originally going to premiere, all anyone knows is it got broadcast once in july of 1984 as a "CBS Special Presentation" & was presumed for a long time as a lost TV pilot until it was uploaded to you tube by someone who had it recorded on VHS , its unknown if CBS has a copy but can find it on the net now a days

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203189/

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2. Avia Vampire Hunter

   What do i even say about this 2005 indie "horror thriller" film but i give it a try as someone who was fooled into watched it by a DVD cover that showed promise, ok 6 things about this film,

   (1) the first 3 to 5 minutes of the film is just trailers for Avia Vampire Hunter and then get the intro that goes on for almost minute.

   (2) the sound balance of... everything is so off, i swear they hired 80 year old stroke victim as there sound editor and even that might be to much of a complement and on a side note, they stole music from the London Philharmonic Orchestra, made it sound bad and even credit them to hide the fact its stolen.

   (3) it may look like student project but its not, the film just vary ugly to look at and makes birdemic look professionally made, at the very least, bird had more filming locations and better props (yes, the coat hangers are better props then the bladed weapons in this movie).

   (4) speaking of birdemic, the acting is on-par if not worse in this, Allison Valentino (Avia) performance is somewhere between a wood plank and incoherent mumbling, Rodney Jackson who plays her love interest Raymond, seem to be from a 70s blacksploitation movie and the rest of the cast, well some are just bad and others like Antonio Tomahawk, are just chewing the scenery.

   (5) it has one of the kisses of death, Leon Hunter not only directed it but also written, produced, cinematographed, the chief editor and used his own production company, Hunter Productions, it almost never a good sign when most of work was by one person.

   (6) the film feels like it Leon had two different scrips that he decided to stitch together to make this 83 minute film and thanks to this decision, there's a lot of WTF moments like:

   The worst sex scene ever where there both fully clothed under a UV light with miss Valentino looking vary uncomfortable,
   The montages and 98% of fight scenes that happen and accomplish nothing,
   How the plot moves forwards even though the audience has no clue how that's happening and if did say how, you didn't hear it because the ambient music is to loud.

   the movie has a 2.2 on IMDB based on 51 reviews and for a good reason, the movie almost unwatchable without friends who can riff it with you, its baffling that the film was not only released on DVD (possibly in local theatre's as well) in 2005 but was reissued on DVD by Echo Bridge in 2014, the movie is list of how not to make film, from the acting to special effects so bad, they not only use day for night but also use the technique of "sword under the arm pit stabbing effect", this is getting a bit long, so i'm going to end with this, its the type movie that RiffTrax is known for, bad ,obscure and ripe for a good riff:

   IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457285/
   Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIxJN3iq498

   What do i even say about this 2005 indie "horror thriller" film but i give it a try as someone who was fooled into watched it by a DVD cover that showed promise, ok 6 things about this film,

   (1) the first 3 to 5 minutes of the film is just trailers for Avia Vampire Hunter and then get the intro that goes on for almost minute.

   (2) the sound balance of... everything is so off, i swear they hired 80 year old stroke victim as there sound editor and even that might be to much of a complement and… more

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3. Zotz

   Does anybody even remember Tom Poston? Zotz is about a milquetoasty character (Tom Poston) who discovers an ancient Assyrian coin that responds to the commands of whoever possesses it. It was actually a fairly professional production, but the concept of "corny" was apparently a selling point.

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4. Coyote Ugly

   Aspiring songwriter Violet Sanford, after getting a job at a women-run NYC bar that teases its male patrons, comes out of her shell.

   Featuring a plot that was recycled for Crossroads!
   and starting Adam Garcia from such features such as Coyote Ugly!

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5. Maneater of Hydra

   This amazingly bad Spanish-German co-production, starring Cameron Mitchell, just screams to be riffed!

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6. Let's Face It (1954 Federal Civil Defense Administration Short)

   Have you ever questioned the economic validity of building an entire city just to blow it up? Have you ever wanted to test the validity of building an entire city just to blow it up?

   The film that gave us the iconic stock footage of houses being blasted to smithereens and made us realize that the atomic bomb was more than just sending Indiana Jones helluva far in a refrigerator. Consider this for what would really happen to Bert the Turtle if he was in the vicinity of this force of radiation.

   The three reasons why I suggest this film is because...

   1. It's public domain. Probably don't have to incur issues with the government in making fun of this film.
   2. It features stuff getting blown up, which is always entertaining.
   3. It is a time capsule of 1950s America and the Red Scare, which can present to the viewer what life must have been like during a time where we were afraid the Soviets would blow us up one day.

   Here's a link to the short in full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwZmzlQfejs

   Here's a colored version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RLsTK1SPPU

   Have you ever questioned the economic validity of building an entire city just to blow it up? Have you ever wanted to test the validity of building an entire city just to blow it up?

   The film that gave us the iconic stock footage of houses being blasted to smithereens and made us realize that the atomic bomb was more than just sending Indiana Jones helluva far in a refrigerator. Consider this for what would really happen to Bert the Turtle if he was in the vicinity of this force of radiation.

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7. Nightveil: Witch War

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8. The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3 (2009)

   What do you get when you trade Robert Shaw and Walter Matthau for John Travolta and Denzel Washington?

   You get a joke. Only it's not funny. Not yet anyway...

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9. Cool World

   This hot mess of a Who Framed Roger Rabbit ripoff needs to be burned to the ground with the fire of a thousand riffs.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sI5bsCSpSk

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10. The Time Machine 1978

    God awful made for TV movie in 1978. Cheesier than a Kmart tuxedo. Lead actor looks more like a refugee from Boogie Nights than an egghead scientist. The 1960 and 2002 versions were far superior.

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11. CORPSE GRINDERS (1971)

    A couple hoodlums hatch a get-rich-quick scheme, by digging up dead bodies and turning them into cat food. However, horror ensues as the kitties get a taste for human flesh and turn on their human owners.

    15 votes

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12. " Safety Sue . "

    " Safety Sue " is a bizarre short film of a woman in a bikini ( Safety Sue herself !! ) who teaches three army guys about swimming safely . It was made in 1977 . It is also called " Thank You , Safety Sue !! " And was made by the US Department Of Defense . I have seen the short , and there is plenty of fodder for the RiffTrax Crew to turn into gold !!

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13. 40 Boys and a Song - The Robert Mitchel Boys Choir
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14. Virtuosity

    Made in 1995, this movie features a then unknown (relatively) Russell Crowe as a computer program, made of the thought patterns of the worst serial killers, come to life. It's up to ex-cop Denzel Washington to hunt him down and stop the run amok program. Featuring crappy mid-90's computer generated special effects and plenty of overacting by Russell Crowe.

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15. Human Highway

    What if Neil Young, Devo, Dean Stockwell and Dennis Hopper made a musical in 1982? Well they did. So there.

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/neil_young_human_highway

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16. 'The Hobbit' as imagined by Soviet Russia

    This may lack the glistening whizz-bang CGI of Peter Jackson's effort, but it leaves out the interspecies relationship, the bits that were clearly just there for the video game/theme park ride.

    And it tells the story of this medium-length book IN ONE NORMAL-LENGTH MOVIE!

    Check out a bit of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl7w2Z0vGpA

    7 votes

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17. Birdemic 3

    Let's fund and riff this!
    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/birdemic-3-sea-eagle#/

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18. Olive Juice

    The title refers to the idea that if you pantomime the words "olive juice" it LOOKS like "I love you". Adorable, right?
    A dull romantic comedy thrown together by someone eyeing himself as the next Kevin Smith. Imagine if someone made a feature out of just the dating scenes in James Nguyen movies, but used actual film. However, instead of inexplicable violence, the young leads' relationship is punctuated with visits to the girl's perfectly healthy mother during her hospital stay. Not since MIAMI CONNECTION has Central Florida looked so vibrant. (Featuring cameos by ACTUAL Orlando radio personalities! Oh, and a couple of Backstreet Boys.)

    The trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQKzPnHjiWE

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254617/combined?ref_=tt_mv_close
    https://www.amazon.com/Olive-Juice-Leighanne-Littrell/dp/B00005NKC7/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1486857720&sr=8-1&keywords=olive+juice+movies

    The title refers to the idea that if you pantomime the words "olive juice" it LOOKS like "I love you". Adorable, right?
    A dull romantic comedy thrown together by someone eyeing himself as the next Kevin Smith. Imagine if someone made a feature out of just the dating scenes in James Nguyen movies, but used actual film. However, instead of inexplicable violence, the young leads' relationship is punctuated with visits to the girl's perfectly healthy mother during her hospital stay. Not since MIAMI CONNECTION has Central Florida looked so vibrant. (Featuring cameos by ACTUAL Orlando radio personalities! Oh, and a… more

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19. Terminal Justice

    Starring Lorenzo Lamas as the discount John Travolta, this 1996 movie is amazing in that it predicted the Playstation VR and virtual reality video games, Drone strikes, Bitcoin or cryptocurrency (except on a credit card type object), and voice-activated ambient computers like Siri and the Amazon Echo, while still being a movie almost entirely based on 90s action cliches.

    If you like cliched dialogue like "Move move move!" and "Book 'em", partners dying when they're apparently only a short time from retirement, incomprehensible technology that would never work in the real world, and a mad scientist creating sex clones for a drug dealer while a gravelly-voiced hero talks about his painful past to the beautiful woman inexplicably attracted to him, well, your ship has come in. As a bonus enjoy some Arbitrarily Round Numbers (tm by James Nguyen) in the last act and a ridiculous ending.

    Warning: The film does have a few scenes with mild nudity, violence, and a sex scene that rivals The Room in making sex look undesirable.

    IMDB summary:
    In 2008 cybersex can only be surpassed by one thing: Cloned women, especially created for their clients. This puts Pamela Travis, a famous and much sought-after cybersex star in great danger - Dr. Vivyan, scientist and genius in the field of biotechnology wants her DNA to clone her for his many customers. Sergeant Bobby Chase is assigned to protect her, but can't prevent her from being kidnapped. In order to free Pamela, Chase has to risk his life in a deadly virtual reality game called "Hellraiser" ...
    - Written by Iris Kessin

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114648/

    Starring Lorenzo Lamas as the discount John Travolta, this 1996 movie is amazing in that it predicted the Playstation VR and virtual reality video games, Drone strikes, Bitcoin or cryptocurrency (except on a credit card type object), and voice-activated ambient computers like Siri and the Amazon Echo, while still being a movie almost entirely based on 90s action cliches.

    If you like cliched dialogue like "Move move move!" and "Book 'em", partners dying when they're apparently only a short time from retirement, incomprehensible technology that would never work in the real world, and a mad scientist creating sex clones for… more

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20. Skeleton Man

    It's got Casper Van Dien and a sleepwalking Michael Rooker. A monster straight out of the Dollor Store Halloween seasonal section. Haphazard editing and continuity errors galore. Oh, did I mention Casper Van Dien is in it.

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