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1. Swashbuckler

   The year is 1976, and an aging Robert Shaw stuffs himself into a tight red suit to play Captain "Red" Ned Lynch. The cast contains Peter Boyle, Geoffrey Holder, Beau Bridges, James Earl Jones, Genevieve Bujold, and Avery Schreiber. It contains such lines as:

   "I'm not a gentleman, I'm an Irishman!"
   "The farce has ended!" as the villain falls out a window

   and many more. It's also kind of wonderful, but it's really bad. My friends and I riffed it in the theatre and we still quote it.

   Please please please please please?????

   Your loyal Misty, currently spending her inheritance on rifftrax,

   Andrea Squires

   The year is 1976, and an aging Robert Shaw stuffs himself into a tight red suit to play Captain "Red" Ned Lynch. The cast contains Peter Boyle, Geoffrey Holder, Beau Bridges, James Earl Jones, Genevieve Bujold, and Avery Schreiber. It contains such lines as:

   "I'm not a gentleman, I'm an Irishman!"
   "The farce has ended!" as the villain falls out a window

   and many more. It's also kind of wonderful, but it's really bad. My friends and I riffed it in the theatre and we still quote it.

   Please please please please please?????

   Your loyal Misty, currently spending her inheritance… more

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2. NIGHTMASTER

   This movie is ridiculously bad and stars a young Nicole Kidman. I think it would be perfect for you guys to rip apart! You guys should def consider this movie.

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3. Who framed Roger rabbit

   Add Live-action, with a pinch of animation and you got a movie worth riffin.

   24 votes

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4. Transport for Tomorrow

   A 30-minute short made in 1966 about the future of Bay Area Rapid Transit, including silly retro-future ideas and doughy guys talking about trains.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV-nsIUTKtE

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5. Cliffhanger

   "What are you looking for?"

   Shoes, socks, a hundred million dollars...the usual. "

   Classic Stallone film.

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6. Princess of Mars

   A classic 2009 direct to DVD monstrosity! Antonio Sabato Jr and Traci Lords together at last. Seriously, this movie is mind numbingly awful and BEGS to be riffed!

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7. Caveman

   This horrible classic starring Ringo Starr, Dennis Quaid, and Shelley Long is ripe for the riffing. Bad stop motion! Watch Dennis Quaid piss ice cubes! It's even got a bare-assed sasquatch! I personally love it in all its terrible glory, which is all the more reason for it to be riffed. If you haven't seen it, you really need to check it out, and please vote for it.

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8. Tom Thumb (1958)

   This movie has "riff me" written all over it

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9. Alexander the Great (1968 release starring William Shatner and Adam West)

   Captain Kirk and Bruce Wayne in togas. Such extremely short togas that the skirts on Star Trek [The Original Series] look downright Victorian.

   The actors agreed it was fun to make but West says, “... it turned out to be one of the worst scripts I have ever read and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever done."

   The 80-year-old Shatner has called the show “‘Combat!’ in drag,” referring to the World War II series that was made by the same producer, Selig J. Seligman.

   West said about making it: “Four o’clock in the morning out in the desert of St. George, Utah, where it was mighty cold, they were putting body makeup on us so we could wear our little thongs and ride around on Arabian studs and fight the Persians. You had to see this thing. It was like ‘Land of the Lost.’ But Bill was remarkably effective."

   In 1964, a TV pilot was made in which a then unknown-actor Bill Shatner was cast as Alexander the Great and Adam West was cast as the general Cleander. The show was never picked up. In 1968, the pilot was released as a movie in an attempt to cash in on the actors' names. So it's not even a real movie, just a pilot released as a movie.

   http://herocomplex.latimes.com/tv/william-shatner-and-adam-west-reflect-on-their-toga-days/ <- This includes YouTube clips

   However, the entire movie is available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH9q_76qL5c

   Even cursory knowledge of these historical figures lives and the jokes write themselves.

   Mix in Bill's daisy dukes and free-wheelin' panty shot and I don't know how this "movie" could NOT exist as a Rifftrax.

   (Still, it's better than 2010 "Clash of the Titans". That's not really saying much, though.)

   Captain Kirk and Bruce Wayne in togas. Such extremely short togas that the skirts on Star Trek [The Original Series] look downright Victorian.

   The actors agreed it was fun to make but West says, “... it turned out to be one of the worst scripts I have ever read and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever done."

   The 80-year-old Shatner has called the show “‘Combat!’ in drag,” referring to the World War II series that was made by the same producer, Selig J. Seligman.

   West said about making it: “Four o’clock in the morning out in the… more

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10. The Choppers (1961)

    Fast-paced blk/wht morals tale of delinquent teens who chop cars and lead a sketchy life. Stars ARCH HALL JR. as Cruiser, singing "Monkey In My Hatband". Directed by his dad, of course. Also stars the ever corpulent Bruno Visota as a slovenly junkyard owner.

    This is prime riffing material: punk-beatnik lingo, doddering old geezers, cops with sandwich problems, a singing cowboy, giant brick state-of-the-art walkie-talkies, and a peppy soundtrack.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyPd5Ivnn1w

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11. Uncle Smiley

    Educational shorts from the 1970's, Uncle Smiley was a clumsy, rotund, heavily bearded buffoon of a junk dealer who hung around with children & taught the kids lessons about recycling & nature. Of course it was really the children who taught Uncle Smiley. Oh, that's our Uncle Smiley! Wah wah wahhh....
    Uncle Smiley, get up & go!

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12. Catman In Lethal Track; Catman In Boxer's Blow

    If ever there were two movies destined for the Rifftrax crowd, it would be the two Catman "films." Simply the best things the early 90's, a man with a dream and a three hundred dollar budget ever produced. Being scratched by a cat gives a man super powers, so of course he then takes on drug cartels! Because... just because! I bought these two films (no one was as shocked as me that the DVD's actually played) or a combined total of one dollar. They were being sold at the grungiest Farmers Market that ever existed along side machetes and knock off Barbie dolls. That's quality guaranteed right there!

    If ever there were two movies destined for the Rifftrax crowd, it would be the two Catman "films." Simply the best things the early 90's, a man with a dream and a three hundred dollar budget ever produced. Being scratched by a cat gives a man super powers, so of course he then takes on drug cartels! Because... just because! I bought these two films (no one was as shocked as me that the DVD's actually played) or a combined total of one dollar. They were being sold at the grungiest Farmers Market that ever existed along side machetes and… more

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13. Space Raiders

    Reason 1: It stars David Mendenhall. You know, the kid from Over The Top.

    Reason 2: It's a Roger Corman film.

    Reason 3: It's the original Space Mutiny for reusing effects shots from one story, and use it on a completely different one.

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14. House of Dracula (1945)

    Starring John Carradine and Lon Chaney (Jr)

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15. ring of steel

    1.Joe Don Baker
    2. Story catalyst is a tragic fencing accident
    3. I'm having Joe Don Baker again

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16. Nothing But Trouble

    I'll try to explain it, I'm not so good at that and I'm sure most people know it already. But here goes....

    A group of snobs get caught by the local law, which happen to be a group of freaks that have a rather twisted idea of justice.

    Two of the arrested then try to make their way out of the dilapidated mansion via a sewage pond while the other two (Chevy chase, Demi Moore) witness the judge (Dan Aykroyd) take himself apart only to end up later having wieners for dinner with everyone and planning Chase's characters wedding to the judges mute niece (John Candy).

    After that all goes downhill they try to escape the misshapen twins in the junkyard. Moore's character then get's caught and needs to be rescued.

    And there's some pureed people, Digital Underground get's funky with the Judge tearing up his solo on the organ, and there's a bed pan fight in there somewhere.

    I think it might be a fun movie for the Rifftrax guy's to do because it's a weird movie already and theres so many odd characters I think they could come up with some good stuff :-)

    I'll try to explain it, I'm not so good at that and I'm sure most people know it already. But here goes....

    A group of snobs get caught by the local law, which happen to be a group of freaks that have a rather twisted idea of justice.

    Two of the arrested then try to make their way out of the dilapidated mansion via a sewage pond while the other two (Chevy chase, Demi Moore) witness the judge (Dan Aykroyd) take himself apart only to end up later having wieners for dinner with everyone and planning Chase's characters wedding to… more

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17. Napoleon Dynamite

    RiffTrax, please riff Napoleon Dynamite. I'm surprised it hasn't already been done. There is no plot to the movie until the very last 15 minutes. The first time you watch it you wonder why you are even watching it. Then afterwards, you find yourself quoting all of the lame lines that the characters say. Please Rifftrax!

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18. The Lost World (Adventure 1925) Wallace Beery

    It has dinosaurs!! Not sure if this version would work since its a silent movie.

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19. Sting of Death

    I love this movie, because it feels like something that would have been riffed on MST3k.
    A group of college kids travel south to Florida on spring break with their friend Karen, whose father, Dr. Richardson, is a marine biologist currently studying jellyfish. Everything seems fine until they learn that there's also a murderous jellyfish mutant on a killing spree

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20. Pages of Death - 1962

    The once-lost 1962 anti-pornography film Pages of Death, considered the "Reefer Madness" of porn.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBA00p0YuY

    Considered a "lost film" as of early 2016, a faded 16mm print was discovered in the Moving Image collection at the Oregon Historical Society in 2015. Created in 1962 the film was recently ranked #14 in Gambit Magazine’s list of 15 Films Lost to Time.

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