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1. The Annihilators (1985)

   Cheap A-Team rip off a group of Vietnam vets cleaning up the mean streets after their friend gets gunned down in a shootout. 80s Cheesefest at its finest. The flashback scenes "really" look like Vietnam (where the hell is that "roll-eyes" emoticon?). It, at least, deserves one viewing.

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2. Dracula 3000

   It's basically Bram Stoker's Dracula...in spaaaaaaaaace. Except they completely discard the original storyline, the acting is horrible, and the special effects are appalling. We watched the whole thing only because we kept saying to ourselves "it has to get better". Yet somehow, it only got worst. The ending is the best, it's like the writers said "screw it, we're done with this. Just blow it all up!"

   P.S. Casper Van Dien's plays (a descendent of) Van Helsing!

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3. Christmas Evil

   The best worst Christmas movie. Yes, I went there

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4. Zombie vs strippers

   A failing strip club is the last holdout in the zombie apocalypse. Strippers use... interesting... weapons and techniques to take on the zombie horde.

   I'm not sure if it's a satire or intentionally bad, but it is amazing!

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5. The Night They Saved Christmas

   If you thought Art Carney was bad in the Star Wars Holiday Special, and was disturbing in that Twilight Zone Episode: "Night of the Meek," as a drunken Santa, then hold on to your hats!

   This was a Made-for-TV film back in 1984, where Art Carney reprises his role as St. Nick, aka Santa Claus. With this odd tale about how an oil corporation almost pulverizes Christmas (yeah, I know). Basically, the spiel is this: Jacklyn Smith plays as a mother with two kids, whose husband, Michael is drilling near the North Pole for oil. Not Alaska, not in Texas, but the North Pole..

   Anyhoo, Jacklyn and her kids meet an elf who takes them to Santa Claus' workshop. Enter Art Carney as Santa. The problem is the oil company blasting for oil is too close for comfort to Santa's Workshop and wants Jacklyn and the kids to tell her husband and their company the proper spot for the oil deposit (so much for being Eco-Friendly, eh?). As would expected nobody believes Jacklyn, or her kids, despite the fact there are obvious tell-tale signs. But what is worse, the husband's boss thinks some rival has drugged the wife and kids, in order to throw everyone off the track (hey, with some of the Holiday riffs you've guys done, anything's possible, eh?). So the kids go off into the North Pole to warn Santa that no one will believe them by traveling back via snowmobile..

   Anyway, not to give too much away (tho' I might have, sorry about that), this is one of the funnier Holiday films that came out of the 80s, and I feel the RiffTrax Crew would definitely do it justice (or injustice, considering your point-of-view).

   If you thought Art Carney was bad in the Star Wars Holiday Special, and was disturbing in that Twilight Zone Episode: "Night of the Meek," as a drunken Santa, then hold on to your hats!

   This was a Made-for-TV film back in 1984, where Art Carney reprises his role as St. Nick, aka Santa Claus. With this odd tale about how an oil corporation almost pulverizes Christmas (yeah, I know). Basically, the spiel is this: Jacklyn Smith plays as a mother with two kids, whose husband, Michael is drilling near the North Pole for oil. Not Alaska, not in Texas,… more

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6. Hancock (2008)

   A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image.

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7. Walker, Texas Ranger (TV)

   Chuck Norris' TV series from 1993-2001. Can't believe this had eight seasons when I looked up it's original airing.

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8. The Hottie and The Nottie

   A 5-year-old comes up with a plot, and a terrible movie title. Both get green-lit for production. Shock, and terror ensue...

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9. Gone In 60 Seconds

   Nicolas Cage. Robert Duvall. Angelina "Dreadlocks" Jolie. Giovanni Ri-greasy. This is riffing gold.

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10. Forensic Files

    I know its a tv show and you don't normally do that. But, this show absolutely needs a Rifftrack. Even before jokes this show is ridiculous. I want this so much!

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11. The real Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

    Iron Horsemen- Foreign film made in the 80s set in the 60s about a biker cannibal gang with their own code of ethics and lawyer.

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12. Can't Stop the Music

    The Village People in their film debut. You'll want to punch the Indian guy whenever he makes "that sound". Oh, and "leather men don't cry."

    With Nancy Walker as the tiny old woman.

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13. Shakma

    Roddy McDowall is a doctor who is way too enthused about playing Dungeons & Dragons-type role playing games with his student doctors... until one day he pisses off the the wrong baboon, leading to Shakma's bloody night of vengeance. Damn dirty apes! As noted in the trailer, it also stars "Christopher Atkins, 2 time recipient of the National Association of Theater Owners Star of the Year award." With prestige award wins like that backing this movie up, how can you resist riffing SHAKMAAAA!?!

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14. "San Francisco International Airport" (The TV Series)

    MST3K featured the show's original feature-length Pilot during its sixth Season, but there are still six hour long episodes of this short lived TV series remaining. Lloyd Bridges (AIRPLANE, HOT SHOTS), who was not in the Pilot, came in later as a series regular. The show covered the different dramas of several different people at the San Francisco International Airport.

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15. Ra One

    The Bollywood super hero film with English subtitles. I watched it last week and it is desperately waiting for the team. It's the perfect fresh-meat opportunity to crossover into Indian cinema. It's got the big-budget. It's got the painful scriptwriting and production values. And an old lady randomly gets killed with a throwing star. Everyone please watch it so you can agree with me and upvote it.

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16. silver bullet 1985

    a film adaptation of the short story "cycle of the werewolf" originally written by stephen king. Red flags go up in my mind immediately anytime I see a film adaptation of a king story; always horrible. This film has to be the highest touted "werewolf film" that never fails to deliver many dark and laughable scenarios and very little werewolf. As if this isn't enough to work with they throw in a mid 80's pre cycling accident, yet still unrecognizably less brain damaged; taking any role he can get after the buddy holly story, Gary Busey. If that still doesn't fan up the pile they're pushing they also throw us an insolvent Terry O'quinn; 20 years before being lost as John Lock yet still properly described as lost. Possible masterpiece. "oh that hurts my parts" ...Line uttered by alcoholic character #2 in film... After he intimidates his adolescent daughter he drinks and watches wrestling before being served up as an excuse to show 10 - 15 seconds of werewolf murder...which actually doesn't qualify as werewolf murder when the drunken character falls through the floor of a dilapidated shed which would probably thin this guy out without any further help...but alas the werewolf is in the same area at the time so....just a steaming king pile of s***.

    a film adaptation of the short story "cycle of the werewolf" originally written by stephen king. Red flags go up in my mind immediately anytime I see a film adaptation of a king story; always horrible. This film has to be the highest touted "werewolf film" that never fails to deliver many dark and laughable scenarios and very little werewolf. As if this isn't enough to work with they throw in a mid 80's pre cycling accident, yet still unrecognizably less brain damaged; taking any role he can get after the buddy holly story, Gary Busey. If that still doesn't… more

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17. Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies

    One of the only things in the bottom #100 of IMDB's worst movies that was NOT originally on MST3k.

    PLUS Jon Voight!

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18. the adventures of Milo and Otis

    It's basically "Catching Trouble", only longer and WAY worse in terms of obvious animal cruelty. Needs a good, no-holds-barred smack down...

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19. Message From Space

    Its a Japanese ripoff of Star Wars that so desperately needs riffed. It came out at the height of the Star Wars craze and actually had some effort put into it with some big, fancy sets (and a lot of small, crappy sets). It had Vic Marrow as a drunk general and Sonny Chiba (who's first role was in Invasion of the Neptune Men!) as a samurai prince named Hans (Hans?).

    There are cheesy nuggets all around, like the weird, terrifying dancers in the bar, the old woman and her alien son who looks like a reject from V: The Final Battle, Beba 2 the robotic version of Short Round, and the whole thing about magic nuts leading the main characters on a quest to save the people who worship the magic nuts. Also, silver face painted aliens wearing Ronin Warrior outfits are the bad guys.

    The effects are horribly funny, with model bashed planes on strings just whipping around like a inept shop teacher trying his hand at teaching history lessons. A lot of the effects look like they were made with LSD in mind.

    Its a Japanese ripoff of Star Wars that so desperately needs riffed. It came out at the height of the Star Wars craze and actually had some effort put into it with some big, fancy sets (and a lot of small, crappy sets). It had Vic Marrow as a drunk general and Sonny Chiba (who's first role was in Invasion of the Neptune Men!) as a samurai prince named Hans (Hans?).

    There are cheesy nuggets all around, like the weird, terrifying dancers in the bar, the old woman and her alien son who looks like a reject from V: The… more

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20. Grease

    Its awesome. Get Lonely Island to cover the songs or a bad lip reading of the songs by you guys would be epic.

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