The Blue Bird
Follow the adventures of Myltyl and Tyltyl in this meandering oddity of a film. This 1976 children's tale features a bizarre performance from Elizabeth Taylor (I wonder how much Valium was involved) and positively Shatener-like turn of overacting by Jane Fonda as the cruel "The Night". But really the stars of the show are the children's companions. We have the creepy and very pervy man in dog suit followed by the woman in cat suit (isn't her costume a bit inappropriate for a kid's movie?). Then we have Fire and Water (Fire's suit is not the only thing that is flaming). Who pop at odd times just because I guess. There is Bread. There is Spilled Milk. My favorite is Sugar who's costume is supposed to look like a sugar jar, but really looks like a white suit with a nipple hat. So he became albino nipple man to us. Really this is about as odd as they come and just ripe for the guys to Riff on.
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Kristy commented
I've seen this!!! I did not understand anything that was going on- very confusing and poorly made- makes zero sense to any rational sentient being