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1. Voyage into Space

   This was the feature length movie from the TV series Johnny Sokko and his Flying Robot. It's colorful, fun, cheesy, has a lot of energy, but also kind of ridiculous.

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2. The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)

   A small town is rocked by a series of murders that just might have been committed by Bigfoot.

   Directed and co-written by Bill Rebane (Monster A-Go-Go, Giant Spider Invasion).

   Filmed in Gleason, Wisconsin.

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3. Track of the Moon Beast

   I want MST3K Track of the Moon Beast!! It's Too Funny!!! I want Johnny Longbone, I want "Moon rock...OH WOW!", I want Behind the Music with the Fish Lipped Guy!! Where oh where is Track of the Moon Beast?

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4. Island of Terror (1966)

   An actually decent little horror movie but just cheesy enough to be riffed.
   1. paper-thin plot involving cancer research gone wrong
   2.Peter Cushing trying to play comedy, and does pretty well.
   3. some pretty silly looking monsters that will make you swear off noodle soup for weeks.

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5. Between Worlds

   In the canon of Nicolas Cage this marks his most incredibly overacted performance to date! If the phrase “chewing the scenery” was created for any reason it is this film! Please consider this film. It is nick cage’s the room. From the poor cinematography to the terrible plot that drops points like they are raindrops and the numerous *** scenes (one which includes cage reading erotic poetry from a book titled “memories by Nicolas Cage” not even kidding) this movie is begging to be riffed.

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6. Frankenstein Unbound

   John Hurt, Raul Julia, Bridget Fonda, Jason Patric, and Michael Hutchence from INXS in a weird-ass Roger Corman Frankenstein movie involving time travel. Need I say more?

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7. Mako: Jaws of Death

   1. Makes The Last Shark look like Deep Blue Sea
   2. It's a story about the bond between a man and the mako who saved his life in 'Nam.
   3. Strip Club sharks

   The Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX6x-lkA4lk

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8. Fire down below

   Steven Seagal as a sensitive EPA agent out to show the local hicks how he cleans up a town and right. Full of stereotypical characters of the south and the same smooth sexual charisma seagal always bring to his films.

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9. Terror Train (1980)

   Slasher film on a train with the scream queen, Jamie Lee Curtis.

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   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081617/combined

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10. Saturn 3

    Farrah Fawcett and Kirk Douglas take drugs an get it on in space. Look out for a young Harvey Keitel with a dubbed voice.

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11. Johhny Sokko and his Flying Robot

    The monsters and villains are just sooooo bad.

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12. Darkness Falls (2003)

    A film about an evil tooth fairy, that comes to children when they lose their last tooth. If anyone sees her she kills them. Also she only lives in the dark. When one boy survives a night with her, at the cost of losing his mother, he grows up having to live with the trauma. He comes back to the town, when his crush from when he was twelve starts having the same issues he does, and he comes back to rescue her, her son, and combat the evil tooth fairy.

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13. The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

    Welcome to another Fangarian suggestion for riffing from the Transylvanian Film Vaults. This one I dug up stars the director of 'Rosemary's Baby' himself, Roman Polanski.

    First off the actual title is 'The Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck.' (Good thing for us, 'Once Bitten' had not been produced back then, or Polanski would've probably given us an ENTIRELY different movie..)

    Mike: Fangarius...

    Oh, yes, where was I? The Fearless Vampire Killers.. well, the title pretty much says it all.. if Fearless means 'complete idiots going to Transylvania to disturb the vampires, when they should leave well enough alone..'

    Mainly because unlike the typical vamp films you see, where the vampire is going about giving deadly hickeys to everyone, transforming them into the undead.. (and not in the good way) which you'd think would summon expert vampire killers, like Captain Kronos, or Professor Von Goosewing... these guys instead -- believe it or not -- go directly to the source to find them some vampires.

    Now, why in the world would ANYONE do this -- let alone possibly that Terry guy from Man V. Monster -- when there are better things you could do.. like go and dig up some cadaver and put a criminally insane brain inside it, reanimate and unleash it on an unsuspecting village?

    Essentially because the two in-question happen to be Prof. Abronsius (ABRONSIUS?) and his assistant, Alfred. And as they approach a snow-laden, Transylvanian village, it turns out the Prof. was laughed out of his University for his dissertation about vampires, despite the fact he has several books on the topic, and has taken Alfred with him to go and kill one and bring it back to prove they do exist. Okay, an Eastern Europe village, but we all know it's Transylvania... then again.. it could be Texsylvania in Engima County, Texas, where the winters are.. no, that's where my uncle Dr. Peter Fangerstein lives in Castle Fangerstein.. so Transylvania it is...

    Apologies for digressing... anyway, so these two are warmly greeted by the natives, as they warm their feet, and such... until the Prof. inquires about the local castle owned by Count von Krolock (Krolock? Great Rassilon, who exactly comes up with these names?! oh, well..). Meanwhile Polanski decides to have Alfred (who he portrays) become smitten by the owners' daughter, Sarah (played by Sharon Tate). Everything appears okay, until one fateful night, Sarah, decides to take a bath and the vampire attacks (doncha hate when that happen?), and her father (played by Alfie Bass, who was on 'Are You Being Served?' which is coincidental because Frank Thornton also guest-starred in another vamp flick, 'Old Dracula') decides to go after the vampire himself and get his daughter back, because THAT'S always a good idea.

    As expected, they find the inn-keeper, deader than a doornail and frozen, with the wife yelling 'Oi,' over and over. Not screaming, 'Oh, God, he's dead!' or 'Damn, I told him NOT to go after the vampire.. which we allegedly don't have who resides in a castle that's not there...' (Yeah, that's the excuse they give the Prof.)

    Of course, the Prof. suspects this is not the case, and tell the inn-keeper's wife she has to drive a wooden stake into her husband's heart... but she thinks the Prof. is looney... that is until that night, her husband springs up from the table and leaves, freaking her out.

    Rather than issue a whole bunch of 'I told you sos,' to her, the Prof. and Alfred pursue the innkeeper to the Count's castle. Naturally they attempt to sneak in, only to come face to face with the Count. But rather than attack his guest, he instead is rather a hospitable vampire who gets into a discussion with the Prof. about bats (apparently the excuse they use to explain why they came to his castle in the first place). Even funnier is when they meet the Count's son, Herbert (wow, a vampire called Herbert, who knew?)

    Anyway, after some wild hijinks in the castle, the two find Sarah and discover she's not been a vampire feast, but do discover the reason why Von Krolock has been so hospitable... apparently he has been preparing for the annual Vampire Ball and Sarah, the Prof. and Alfred are the main course (as if you didn't see this coming).

    Naturally our trio decide they will disguise themselves as the guests and dance their way out of the hall... but are betrayed by the mirror.. you know, humans cast reflections but vampires don't... utilizing another vampire warding off schtick, the group manages to escape..

    That is, until the Prof is oblivious to the fact Sarah is no longer quite the same as she was before...

    There's the deal, Flamille, and now we'll come to the reasons, why, despite this being a comedy of sorts, why this gem really needs to be riffed excruciatingly..

    (1) The Hilarious Reactions of Alfred and the Prof.: Basically what makes the film really unique against the other is the fact the so-called 'vampire hunter' appears clueless to most things. Esp. when Alfred's attempting to tell him when danger's about.. Case in point, when Alfred takes a peek into Sarah's bathroom and sees her being attacked by the vampire, the reaction he makes is quite hilarious, even more so when he's trying to tell the Prof. about the unexpected visitor, he doesn't realize it until after the Count has made off with his victim.

    (2) The Strange Combination of Period Accuracy and Modern Times in this Film: I'll be honest with you, with most vamp flicks, usually you'll see some bit of anachronism creep in when they attempt to do it in the Past.. but Polanski actually does keep mostly with the timeframe. One interesting moment is when you see the Prof. utilizing the art of moxibustion by having Alfred apply 'flame bulbs' upon his mentor's back as a means of alleviating his back problems.

    Whereas also at the same instance, Polanski sneaks in a modern touch with the old vampire genre by having the Count's son, Herbert, being gay as he takes a great interest in Alfred. One of the most hilarious scene is when he appears and hits on Alfred due to a courting book Alfred is reading. Of course, when Alfred notices Herbert lacks a reflection, he realizes he needs to get the hell out of dodge, as the book inadvertently saves Alfred's life, and a wild chase scene ensues with him and Herbert, with the Prof. saving him at the last moment.

    (3) Another strange vampire myth comes to light, and no, I don't mean the whole sparkling thing in sunlight. Early in the film, Sarah is scolded for apparently bathing because for some reason it will attract vampires. Never suspected vampires to want their victims clean, but they never explain why this is a problem, nor if this legend is true why would you tempt fate?

    Overall this is a hilarious film for the fact that we see our heroes get out of scrapes through practically blind luck than anything else, and while Alfred would like to do the smart thing and get the hell out of Transylvania.. the Prof. continues trekking on... despite the risk.. and rather than actually, you know, KILL the vampires, as the title indicates, they just annoy them as they presumably rescue the victim.. and they even manage to botch that up... oh, well, you can't win them all, I suppose.

    But this would definitely be an excellent film for riffing, either through VOD or possibly part of the Kickstarter Live campaign... would love RiffTrax and some of the former MSTie crew to tackle this one..

    So, whaddya think sirs?

    Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Ciz1G_Zm0

    And the chase scene with Herbert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6IQwOSlVkg

    Not to mention the title here... and a scene

    Welcome to another Fangarian suggestion for riffing from the Transylvanian Film Vaults. This one I dug up stars the director of 'Rosemary's Baby' himself, Roman Polanski.

    First off the actual title is 'The Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck.' (Good thing for us, 'Once Bitten' had not been produced back then, or Polanski would've probably given us an ENTIRELY different movie..)

    Mike: Fangarius...

    Oh, yes, where was I? The Fearless Vampire Killers.. well, the title pretty much says it all.. if Fearless means 'complete idiots going to Transylvania to disturb the vampires, when… more

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14. Doom (Video Game Movie)

    The Rock! Big F-ing Guns! Video Game Movie! I have to say that even though there are really bad video game movies out there, this one wasn't made by Uwe Boll. So it has that going for it, but not much else.

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15. Bucket of Blood (1959)

    After watching the Three-Riffer version of Corman's Little Shop of Horrors, I definitely had to request this 'other version' of the tale. And what do I mean by that, RiffTrax? Well, read on and I'll tell you through the three excellent reasons provided.

    1) Strangely similar plot, despite the fact Corman based one of them on a musical: It's true, when you watch both films back-to-back, you immediately realize Corman just took this original plot from Bucket of Blood and simply applied it to Little Shop.

    Bucket: Walter's a clueless schmuck who ends up accidentally finding fame by killing innocent people for his art by submerging his victims in plaster/cement, which all started when Walter inadvertently murdered the landlady's cat, attempted to hide the body in plaster and show it as a statue, where some art critic considered it to be one of Walter's finest work.

    Shop of Horrors: Seymour acquires fame for his boss' flower shop by creating a hybrid plant that lives off human blood. Seymour accidentally starts killing people off as plant flood when he inadvertently causes the death of a drunk hobo, then has to get rid of the body by feeding it to the plant. Which leads to Seymour becoming a reluctant serial killer (well, more or less, since the first two turn out to be accidental, and I'm still not certain how Seymour killed a dentist with a drill, but that's Corman for you.).

    Bucket: Walter gets exposed when the truth accidentally occurs at a big gallery showing (some of the plaster starts falling off under the hot lights).

    Shop: Seymour gets exposed at his big moment of being giving a major award (Audrey Junior's buds reveal the faces of the victims Seymour has fed to the plant).

    Bucket/Shop: Both involve a 'Benny Hill' like chase scene after the main characters' true intentions are revealed (apparently back then, nobody heard of police simply arresting a person, nor pursuing a suspect with their vehicle instead of on foot).

    Bucket/Shop: Both receive their demise ironically, Seymour becomes Audrey Junior's last victim in an attempt to destroy the plant. Whereas Walter ends up become his final work of art as an attempt seeking refuge from his pursuers.

    After watching Bucket of Blood you'll wonder if Corman just decided to rehash the plot with Shop but just substitute Walter and plastering people with Seymour feeding people to a killer plant.

    Which leads to the next reason itself...

    2) Bucket of Blood comes off as a clumsy modernization of House of Wax.

    Though Walter is no Prof. Henry Jarrod (Vincent Price), what makes Bucket hilarious is the fact Walter achieves fame rather quickly simply by dunking the landlady's deceased cat in plaster as a means to keep her from finding out, and having some art critic find the 'statue' to be an exquisite work of art. Which sends Walter on his murderous spree just to become famous in the art world, and maintain his status in the art world.

    Whereas Price's character gets fame for his wax's statues pretty much the same way, except rather than it being accidental, like Walter's, he does it as a lurid way to get revenge on an unscrupulous former partner (doncha hate when that happens?).

    And as Mike indicated in Little Shop of Horrors, the background music in Bucket don't exactly match up on cue. The acting is also hilarious for the fact nobody has a clue about Walter's so-called genius, despite the disturbing reality whenever Walter 'creates' a new work of art, someone sudden goes missing. Even the landlady never figures out his first sculpture is actually her cat, as Walter somehow convinces her that it 'ran off somewhere.' Strangely he uses this excuse whenever someone ends up missing, and people in the Corman universe apparently accept this unquestionably... well, except for the detectives, who know something is up, but they don't know what.

    Only when Walter's art starts 'crumbling' at his art show, does everyone suddenly figure it out as if it's an earth-shattering revelation.

    At least in the House of Wax, they figured it out a lot sooner and had a better conflict scene with Price than just endless pursuing his character throughout London.

    3) Ridiculous plot resolution: For some reason during the Fifties, directors and writers thought it was always 'artistic' if they had the villainous lead meet their demise the same way they did to their victims. Not sure why, but this was a popular device with Corman films apparently, and Bucket of Blood doesn't disappoint.

    It would be like if the Blob ended up getting destroyed not by being exposed to subthermal temperatures, but instead by consuming rancid Jello.. though funny-in a bizarre way--it ends up being rather inexplicable by many means.

    Overall I believe Mike, Bill and Kevin should take a stab at this Corman Classic for the fact the similarities between it and Shop are uncanny and it's difficult to figure out which one comes off being more unintentionally hilarious.

    After watching the Three-Riffer version of Corman's Little Shop of Horrors, I definitely had to request this 'other version' of the tale. And what do I mean by that, RiffTrax? Well, read on and I'll tell you through the three excellent reasons provided.

    1) Strangely similar plot, despite the fact Corman based one of them on a musical: It's true, when you watch both films back-to-back, you immediately realize Corman just took this original plot from Bucket of Blood and simply applied it to Little Shop.

    Bucket: Walter's a clueless schmuck who ends up accidentally finding fame by killing innocent… more

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16. The Scorpion King

    Cheesy Action
    Lousy Acting
    Has none of the qualities — epic sweep, relative originality and heartfelt bloodthirstiness — that made Conan so entertaining

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17. I Know Who Killed Me

    This Razzie prey stars Lindsay Lohan and was lazily plotted, distasteful, and a career nadir for a majority of the cast.

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18. The Omega Man (1971)

    Before Will Smith battled CGI zombies, Charlton Heston battled real hippy looking zombies as the last man on earth.

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19. Death Machine

    This movie just begs to be made fun of. It stars Brad Dourif (the voice of Chucky from "Child's Play", Wormtongue from the "Lord of the Rings" series...Billy from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"...) as a sort of evil genius inventor at some giant corporation that everyone hates (though it's never really made clear exactly what they do except for make some sort of military technology).
    
    It pays tribute to several good directors (who would have been justified in suing over use of their names) by naming characters Scott Ridley, and even more blatantly, John Carpenter, amongst others.
    
    The whole movie is just an amazing confusing mess. You'll never be fully aware of what's supposed to be going on for more than a few minutes.
    I think the line "I showed him my thing.....and it killed him" speaks for itself.
    Oh, and Rachel Weisz is in it for like 30 seconds.

    This movie just begs to be made fun of. It stars Brad Dourif (the voice of Chucky from "Child's Play", Wormtongue from the "Lord of the Rings" series...Billy from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"...) as a sort of evil genius inventor at some giant corporation that everyone hates (though it's never really made clear exactly what they do except for make some sort of military technology).
    
    It pays tribute to several good directors (who would have been justified in suing over use of their names) by naming characters Scott Ridley, and even more blatantly, John Carpenter, amongst others.
    
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20. 476 A.D. Chapter One: The Age of Aquarius

    This insane take on classic cinema is an indie from Colorado and perfect for a riffing - a story about the fall of Rome shot mostly shot on green screen in one man's apartment complete with sequences that are suggestive of an acid trip and hilarious by themselves but are perfect set ups for riffing such as this instantly classic scene: https://youtu.be/bNh9hcmHD_0

    Just now released on Amazon VOD, it is ripe for for riffing!! And this is coming from the actor who played Ceasar.

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