1991 animated christmas movie. An all around bad movie- bad animation, bad voice characters, etc. Orphans, mean caretaker, and the Orphans best friend is a tree. YES a tree. Some how the children seem to live really close to santa claus. Its been called the Room version of Christmas Special bad.

Schoolhouse Rock was a big part of my public school education. Basically every time it rained during recess, or a teacher just didn't want to deal with us, we'd be treated to an hour or so these educational animated shorts. These shorts felt outdated at the time and they definitely haven't aged gracefully. I'd love to watch you guys rip history, and my childhood education, a new one by taking on Schoolhouse Rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFroMQlKiag

4 good reasons (because I'm an overachiever) to riff this short from the 1960's about using ZIP codes, found at https://youtu.be/QIChoMEQ4Cs:

1.This is an actual US government short. If you don't riff it, the terrorists win.

1. Cavemen. Not sure what it has to do with the postal service, but cavemen. Occasionally in very short skirts (yes, still the men).

2. To find out why not using ZIP codes will make your true love desert you.

3. They rhyme 'question' and 'indigestion' in a song. Oh, did I mention it's a musical?

• A girl who talks to TVs
• The giant Videolog
• Buster Sales, aka Not Mario Lopez or Dustin Diamond

"Let's Make a Meal in 20 Minutes" AND "Let's Make a Sandwich" from our friends at Simmel-Meservey, makers of the MST3K favorite "A Date with Your Family." Speaking of which, both shorts star "Daughter" from that timeless classic (and the sandwich short also features "Mother"). Both show the viewer the fun that can go into the preparation of food, no matter how unappetizing the final result is. Each short is only about 4 minutes long, so pairing them would be a good idea. And they're both public domain, to boot! Let's Make a Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

Co-produced by the infamous Coronet Films, this Disney live-action short teaches kids (and one negligent adult) the importance of wearing a seat belt. This short also makes liberal use of the following: the same Mickey Mouse costume you'd find at Disneyland; a little girl with the apparent power to absorb other people into her daydreams; a cameo by the protagonist of the classic short "Courtesy: A Good Egg-sample;" and, even some zoom-ins on our beloved mouse's crotch. This short just begs for a good riffing!

This is a seriously F***ed up British PSA about children playing on railroad tracks. This kid daydreams about holding his own Olympics on a train crossing. Dozens of children get killed. It's both horrifying and surreal.

Saw this in FB comments, not my idea but a really good one. The TV series How It's Made ran for years, full of short vinettes of how everyday items are constructed. The narration and pacing make it super riffable.

Walt Disney and the story of Menstruation. This is 70 years old now. Might be a good one to riff. Thanks
Found this a while ago. http://listverse.com/2014/05/18/10-bizarre-things-you-never-knew-about-disne/

This job training video describes how meat carvers can make conversation with guests at Old Country Buffet.

This is a weird film from the late 1970s about a boy who is growing up . He asks questions of any and all people about going through puberty . It is rife for riffing !!

I saw this potential short on YouTube, you have to see it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3qPnpwkWe4&list=WL&index=218

An alternate title for this short could be "Go to Hell French Press"

At first, this 12 minute short celebrates the diverse styles of coffee and the many ways to enjoy it.

But then it insists that there's only the one Coffee Brewing Institute approved method to make a cup of coffee using one of three types of coffee pots. Anything else doesn't count as coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phFqsRd6Sxo

The monsters and villains are just sooooo bad.

I heard about this years ago and just remembered it. From the link below:

"Santo Gold is without a doubt the most bizarre infomercial I’ve seen. This infomercial tries to do two very different tasks at the same time: sell a gold jewelry business opportunity and promote a “science-fiction space wrestling movie” called Blood Circus. Either one of these would be laughable enough on its own, but the combination of the two is downright unnerving."

http://www.infomercial-****.com/santo-gold/

There's a lot of great cheesy 80s fast-food training videos out there, like for Wendy's and McDonald's. It's a riff goldmine.

Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose
The Magic Land of Mother Goose (1967)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfxB00ikzk
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061936/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_17

I had this nightmare of a children's movie as a kid. It is definitely a trip. I think it, along with your guy's humor, would make a great Rifftrax short. Please consider.