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1. Joshua and the Promised Land (2004)

   This hour-long low-budget CGI film based on the account of Joshua in the Old Testament tells how a creepy-looking lion kid named Joshua with no tail and jaws that never close gets taken back in time by a guardian angel and possesses some random lion man who happens to be named Joshua (what are the odds?).

   I happen to be a Christian, but I still think this is a shoddy movie with a shoddy approach, a shoddy execution, shoddy computer animation, shoddy writing, shoddy acting and a shoddy payoff -- all done mostly by one man (leading me to think this may be a vanity project, much like Tommy Wiseau's "The Room").

   Click this link below if you dare:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8wnSbCg_vo

   This hour-long low-budget CGI film based on the account of Joshua in the Old Testament tells how a creepy-looking lion kid named Joshua with no tail and jaws that never close gets taken back in time by a guardian angel and possesses some random lion man who happens to be named Joshua (what are the odds?).

   I happen to be a Christian, but I still think this is a shoddy movie with a shoddy approach, a shoddy execution, shoddy computer animation, shoddy writing, shoddy acting and a shoddy payoff -- all done mostly by one man (leading me to think… more

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2. Makeup tutorial

   https://youtu.be/jYUcCsgD80E

   A makeup tutorial from the 40s

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3. Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze

   Three good reasons:

   1. Ron Ely calisthenics
   2. John Philip Sousa
   3. Man-sized Baby Crib

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072886/

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4. Adventure in Babysitting (2016)

   Not the 1987 movie, but the 100th DCOM! About two rival babysitters who go on their wildest night in the big city. I love Sabrina Carpenter (Girl Meets World) & Sofia Carson (Descendants) they are my stars in the reboot my favorite movie! Mike, Kevin, and Bill will bring the babysitting adventures the funnest riffs!

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5. Tom & Jerry: The Movie (1993)

   I love the world's famous cat & mouse fighting all the time, but they finally being friends and they talk in this movie. They team up with a girl named Robyn to find her Dad and be heroes. This movie wants me to LOL.

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6. Filmation's Journey Back to OZ (c 1980)

   Originally this was Filmation's tribute to celebrate the Wizard of Oz's 40th Anniversary in 1979, but it came out a bit later for the Holidays. The original broadcast had live segments with Bill Cosby playing as the Wizard to help connect scenes in the film.

   As the name suggests, Dorothy and Toto get caught once more by a cyclone in Kansas (okay, tornado for you purists) and winds up in OZ once again.

   Attempting to make her way to the Emerald City, she takes a wrong turn and comes across a menacing looking cottage, where a crow (voiced by Mel Blanc) entices Dorothy to look into a cauldron (because THAT'S always an exceptional idea), and discovers (believe it or not) green elephants cooking.

   Before she can leave, she is confronted by Mombi, who apparently was kin to the former Wicked Witch of the West. Apparently Mombi wants her revenge by unleashing her green elephant horde upon the Emerald City and overthrow the Scarecrow.

   Fortunately Dorothy escapes with the help of Pumpkinhead (and NO, not the monster), who was brought to life by Mombi herself as a slave. Though they attempt to warn the Scarecrow in Emerald City, Mombi takes over and imprisons him and Toto, with Dorothy and Pumpkinhead nearly escaping with the help of the Wooden Horse from a carousel.

   Naturally, Dorothy seeks help from Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion, but their fears of what these elephants could do to them make them bow out, but they suggest to see Glinda, the Good Witch of the North.

   Naturally, Glinda has learned about the situation from her 'Lookie' Bird and does provide Dorothy some help in the form of a small white box. They store the box in the Wooden Horse's compartment and set out, but as typical fashion.. thanks to her crystal ball, Mombi attempts to stop them with a wicked forest. Unable to open the horse's compartment, Dorothy and Pumpkinhead are at the mercy of the trees.. until Glinda sends a golden axe to help them out.

   Now before you think Dorothy's going to go all Jason Voorhees on those trees, the golden axe doesn't kill them (remember this was still the age of HEAVILY CENSORED entertainment). Instead when it strikes a tree, it transforms them into giggly-golden trees. No seriously..

   Anyway, to sum up, Dorothy and the crew head back to the Emerald City, open the box, which releases White Mice .. because Elephants fear them.. and Mombi's plan folds faster than a house of cards.

   In a desperate attempt to escape, she transforms herself into a rose for some reason.. not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.. only to meet her demise by the rampaging elephants.. yes, Mombi gets destroyed by her own creation, like Victor Franken-what's-his-name...

   So as a result, the elephant's fade and Emerald City is restored, but the celebration is short-lived as Pumpkinhead gets reverted back into a lifeless pumpkin. Sad, Dorothy is visited by Glinda, who claims she cannot save Pumpkinhead because he was an enchantment of Mombi's (sort of a Bewitched rule, huh? She can make a mind-blowing golden axe, mice from a box, but not reanimate a pumpkin.. strange). So they revert to the tear thing, as Dorothy's tear magically revives Pumpkinhead.

   The story ends when Glinda creates a tornado to send Dorothy and Toto back to Kansas.. and afterwards, you'll be whispering like Bill, 'seriously, what the hell what that?'

   So why should RiffTrax dare animate this odd sequel of sorts?

   1) The odd cast of thousands: Because this was supposed to be sort of an anniversary special, Filmation had actually obtained many famous actors to play the characters. Most notable was Liza Minnelli, who was Judy Garland's daughter, to play Dorothy. As well as Paul Lynde as Pumpkinhead, and Ethel Merman as Mombi.. speaking of 'witch..'

   2) Ethel Merman's hilarious, 'Be a Witch' song. Though the movie is fraught with many songs at the drop of a hat. The most memorable tune is Merman belting out this odd tune on how she became a witch, and how her ancestor had poisoned a town by slipping them a mickey in their punch.

   3) The odd mashup of OZ character, and non-canon. If you thought the Dr. Who films were completely non-cannon, Journey Back to OZ has nothing on this, since Mombi and Jack Pumpkinhead were originally character from the second OZ book, but here it's like Filmation just threw away the book itself and went with there own thing. Though the original characters make an appearance, only the Scarecrow has more screen time than them since he's the leader of the Emerald City for some reason.

   BONUS REASON: If you can find an original masters, the Bill Cosby segments were hilarious for the fact they sort of tie and interact with the film, though a bit odd at times. Otherwise, you'll probably get the one where Milton Berle is viewing it from a monitor and does his own rendition of MST3K and RiffTrax before their time.

   Overall, this one is a classic for the fact it was a strange attempt by Filmation to produce a direct-to-tv film honoring the Wizard of OZ, but it really ends up making about as much sense as Fun in Balloonland. Though I couldn't find the whole film on YouTube, I've submitted the playlist for it.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwQCfCSjOns&list=PLrYnZQqREIHH_RhkhVx-uYuWrZE2ycpaO

   Hope you enjoy it.

   Originally this was Filmation's tribute to celebrate the Wizard of Oz's 40th Anniversary in 1979, but it came out a bit later for the Holidays. The original broadcast had live segments with Bill Cosby playing as the Wizard to help connect scenes in the film.

   As the name suggests, Dorothy and Toto get caught once more by a cyclone in Kansas (okay, tornado for you purists) and winds up in OZ once again.

   Attempting to make her way to the Emerald City, she takes a wrong turn and comes across a menacing looking cottage, where a crow (voiced by Mel… more

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7. murder by death

   Murder by Death is a 1976 mystery-comedy, featuring Eileen Brennan, Truman Capote, James Coco, Peter Falk, Alec Guinness, Elsa Lanchester, David Niven, Peter Sellers, Maggie Smith, Nancy Walker, and Estelle Winwood. It is hokey and has all the inappropriate racist and sexist humour you expect out of a 1976 film.

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8. Star Trek: The Cage

   Mike, Kevin and Bill riffing the original Star Trek pilot.

   Riffing frequencies are open, Captain.

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9. Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

   Jonathan Frakes and bad acting! Enough said!

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10. Greenwich Village

    15 min short shown on TCM Sept 11 at 5:45am EDT. Early 70s in all its fashion glory, extolling the charms of quaint Greenwich Village, a suburban oasis in the big city (not the way I remember it in the 70s). It takes some doing but I THINK I finally identified it as promoting cotton as a fabric. I'm not making that up.

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11. Fellini Satyricon

    Based on Petronius' work "Satyricon," this utterly batshit hallucination of Roman ultra-decadence with a bizarre, meandering plot that follows two young men trying to win/regain the affections of a particularly creepy pale teenage boy. There's lots of Fellini trademarks - grotesques, nonsensical actions and frantic dialogue, creepy actors staring into the camera for no reason, bad wigs, etc. Add to that orgies, a minotaur, a woman that apparently spouts fire from her nethers, and you've got a sprawling mess of surreal craziness that I'd LOVE to hear Mike, Kevin and Bill weigh in on - if they can stand the perversity!

    Then again I saw this when I was 16, so I'm sure three grown men can stomach it!

    Just check out the trailer and see for yourself:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrBUdUYL71s

    Based on Petronius' work "Satyricon," this utterly batshit hallucination of Roman ultra-decadence with a bizarre, meandering plot that follows two young men trying to win/regain the affections of a particularly creepy pale teenage boy. There's lots of Fellini trademarks - grotesques, nonsensical actions and frantic dialogue, creepy actors staring into the camera for no reason, bad wigs, etc. Add to that orgies, a minotaur, a woman that apparently spouts fire from her nethers, and you've got a sprawling mess of surreal craziness that I'd LOVE to hear Mike, Kevin and Bill weigh in on - if they can stand the… more

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12. Captain Kornos Vampire Hunter...it so deserves it...

    Caroline Munroe, moody guys with swords...vampires...what? I gotta draw ya a picture?

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13. Electric Eel

    The Moody Institute, who did the Carnivorous Plants short, put out a similar short about the electric eel, featuring the same weird guy poking an eel and shocking people

    https://archive.org/details/electric_eel

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14. Star Wars: The Clone Wars-The Dissapeared, Parts 1 and 2

    In this episode of Star Wars, we have one of the most shocking reveals in the history of Star Wars: we learn that Jar Jar Binks has a girlfriend!

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15. Sausage Party

    The first R-rated CGI film. It is good, but is is offensive and weird. As Twink, a character from the film, would say, "Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life!"

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16. Delgo

    Up until "The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure," this was the worst opening film (and one of the biggest flops) of all time, opening at $511,920 in over 2000 theaters. The makers wanted to be a pioneer in independent animation. It was made in 2000 but couldn't get released until 2008. As a computer animated film it is awful. The voice actors are random (Freddie Prinze Jr., Louis Gossett Jr, Sally Kellerman, etc), and the plot is complicated to the point of incomprehension. It's a real treat.

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17. Man In The Iron Mask

    Hammiest of the Hams Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich. Gérard Depardieu's ass, I mean nose. Also his ass makes an apperance. Peter Sarsgaard's unintentionally hilarious charge unto his death. And Leonardo Di Crapio playing both the hero and villain are all total riff worthy aspects of this good bad movie.

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18. Terminator: Genisys

    Please do Terminator: Genisys, because:
    1. The plot makes no sense whatsoever, even for a reboot.
    2. 4 Terminators are in the movie, including Arnold Schwarzenegger and an asian T-1000.
    3. They spelled Genesis wrong! (Also, plot twist that was spoiled in the trailer)

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19. Northville cemetery massacre

    This is a horrible movie from the 70s signaling (or perhaps causing) the end of the outlaw biker genre for that era. Not one big name in the movie yet the music was written by Michael Nesmith. Who may wonder how he was convinced to allow his name to be used.

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20. Pod People

    Trumpy Likes Potatoes.

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