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1. Goliath & The Vampires

   Goliath must save the kidnapped women of his village from an evil zombie leader who needs their blood to feed his soldiers.

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2. Gang Boy

   Gang Boy is a Sid Davis film (about 27 minutes long) made in the 1950's, set in Pomona California about two rival gangs (one Anglo and one Mexican/Hispanic). It includes all of the stilted scenes, bad acting, bad plots that we love in Sid Davis films. I caught it the other night on one of the old movie channels and was transfixed and horrified all at the same time!

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3. Lost TV Pilot: America 2100 (1978)

   Once again I bring another lost bizarre pilot from the late 70s. A year before Starstruck, ABC apparently greenlighted this disturbing concept reminiscent of Woody Allen's Sleeper, and later Futurama.

   But not in a really good way.

   Basically the premise goes something to this effect: two standup comedians down on their luck attempt to keep warm within their freezing hotel room. One decides to boil milk for some reason, while the other has them take some sleeping pills.

   Mysteriously as a result, the gas from the oven kills them, but the cold air somehow freezes them cryogenically, where they end up in suspended animation for 120 years. They are found by scientists who use cell rejuvenation to revive them into a bizarre world ran by a supercomputer called Max.

   The funny part is when they Dr. Karen Harland, played by Karen Valentine, who informs them what has happened why the guys ponder whether or not this whole thing is nothing more than a bad dream.

   Max (voiced by Sid Caesar) runs the world by appointing jobs to people when they are six. When the guys begin protesting the way of life here, Max consigns them both to the local zoo as specimens from the 'ancient 20th Century.' Meanwhile they plead their case to Karen by saying it's better to do things you want to do than being assigned, and she has always wanted to dance, leading to a brief montage of her dancing. Enjoying it, she pleads the guys' case to Max.

   Reluctantly Max decides to leave the guys in her care, where she can educate them on life in the 22nd Century, whereas they can teach them how life was in the 20th Century.

   So why should this bizarre pilot be riffed?

   1) Absurd pilot right off the bat: In Sleeper, Woody Allen's character Miles accidentally gets preserved due to a mishap at his hospital; In Futurama, Philip J. Fry accidentally falls into a cryo-chamber and is frozen for 1000 years. But here, you kind of wonder how exactly did these guys get saved from gas inhalation? Though Dr. Karen explains that allegedly in a split-second the cold air mixed with the gas freezes them into suspended animation, one wonders how did they remain in the hotel without anyone finding them. As Mike might ponder: what? Did Earth undergo a global disaster back in 1978 which caused these guys to be buried and well-preserved for 120 years?

   Then comes the odd fact when the guys are revived, they first think they are dreaming, then just accept the fact they've 'slept' for 120 years. Though you want to follow the MST3K mantra, and just relax, but you actually can't for the fact you're still wrapping your head around the fact of how these two guys somehow survived this long.

   2) The lack of futuristic things: One thing I learned about 'futuristic shows' of the 70s was that unless you had a really decent budget, you basically just had a show about people in jumpsuits and videophones with robots and that was about it. In America 2100, for the most part you see Dr. Karen in her futuristic outfit, the scientific looking room. Then Max as a robot, though he's a supercomputer. Sadly, the Jetsons this ain't. Even the House of the Future (aka 1999 AD) at least did a better job, and they were genuinely predicting the future.

   3) Max the supercomputer robot. Not since Crow, Tom and Gypsy have we seen a more hilarious mechanical character. Voiced by Sid Caesar, Max comes off more like a fussy old man than a omnipotent supercomputer. And strangely enough, he's pretty much what makes the show itself. I recall only enduring this long enough to see Max make more appearances.

   Overall America 2100 was also a bit of a trainwreck, though at least it was good there were no apes involved in this one.

   I originally attempted to find some clip to add to this to help you out, but apparently YouTube and Dailymotion have nothing to show. If any of you can find a clip or even the full video to this one, it would be appreciated.

   So whaddya think, sirs?

   Once again I bring another lost bizarre pilot from the late 70s. A year before Starstruck, ABC apparently greenlighted this disturbing concept reminiscent of Woody Allen's Sleeper, and later Futurama.

   But not in a really good way.

   Basically the premise goes something to this effect: two standup comedians down on their luck attempt to keep warm within their freezing hotel room. One decides to boil milk for some reason, while the other has them take some sleeping pills.

   Mysteriously as a result, the gas from the oven kills them, but the cold air somehow freezes them cryogenically, where they end… more

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4. Christmas List (2016)

   This is a beyond ridiculous Hallmark TV movie starring Alicia Witt. It's script is so bad and includes many lines that do not make sense. One of the more funny ones comes from the main character when asked what she does for a living responds, "I design fashion." And at one point she walks past a sign in a store window that says in big, bold letters, "Popular Prices!"

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5. Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

   It's kinda cheesy, has Barbara Eden and Frankie Avalon, lots of quiet music segments to fill, frogmen, burning radiation belt, and at one point a news anchor who sounds fine until certain words showcase his Boston accent.

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6. Electric Eel

   The Moody Institute, who did the Carnivorous Plants short, put out a similar short about the electric eel, featuring the same weird guy poking an eel and shocking people

   https://archive.org/details/electric_eel

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7. The Slap (TV, 2015)

   The 2015 NBC miniseries that was so unintentionally hilarious I'm still not sure if it was meant to be that bad.

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8. Adventure in Babysitting (2016)

   Not the 1987 movie, but the 100th DCOM! About two rival babysitters who go on their wildest night in the big city. I love Sabrina Carpenter (Girl Meets World) & Sofia Carson (Descendants) they are my stars in the reboot my favorite movie! Mike, Kevin, and Bill will bring the babysitting adventures the funnest riffs!

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9. The monster maker

   It doesn't get much better... Creepy scientist, gorilla costume, good sound with lots of pauses AND it's public domain!

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10. Children shouldn't play with dead things
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11. THE GIANTCLAW

    This movie has the reputation of having the most pathetic giant monster of all time.

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12. Drugs and Stuff with Harv and Marv

    A Harv and Marv short about drugs!

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13. Brave Little Toaster

    I think you guys should riff the movie, Brave Little Toaster about 86'-88'. It seems like such a great cartoon you guys would love to riff! Freaky clown is included in the movie. I don't know why; it's a kids movie lol.

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14. Winter's tale

    A Horse that's a Dog!
    Will Smith as the Devil!
    Colin Farrel's accent!
    What's not to love about this movie?

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15. Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park

    Here is a taste of this 70s pile of poo:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoN1-Jjysk4

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16. Makeup tutorial

    https://youtu.be/jYUcCsgD80E

    A makeup tutorial from the 40s

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17. Grave of the Vampire

    1) it's got J.C. From Side Hackers as a vampire!
    2) the main character, a half human half vampire looks like Tommy Wiseau and Fabio had a love child.
    3) The big, bad immortal vampire cannot even mesmerize a librarian into lending him a book after hours. He's that lame!

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18. Darkness Falls (2003)

    A film about an evil tooth fairy, that comes to children when they lose their last tooth. If anyone sees her she kills them. Also she only lives in the dark. When one boy survives a night with her, at the cost of losing his mother, he grows up having to live with the trauma. He comes back to the town, when his crush from when he was twelve starts having the same issues he does, and he comes back to rescue her, her son, and combat the evil tooth fairy.

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19. Michael Jackson's Thriller (Music Video)

    This is a pretty long music video and seems riffable.

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20. First Man Into Space

    "The first pilot to leave Earth's atmosphere lands, then vanishes; but something with a craving for blood prowls the countryside...."

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052805/combined

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