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    Anonymous commented  · 

    This is a movie that needs mocking. The Paul brothers play the two dumbest slabs of greased meat in mullets ever to emerge from the age of sword'n'sorcery flicks. If you ever wondered why the dark ages lasted so long, it was because oafs like these were doing so much to hold back the Renaissance. It makes you run screaming to a screening of "Red Sonja", just for some more intellectually rigorous storytelling. And better dialogue.

    They actually thought that doing seal impressions was so funny, they repeated it at different times in the plot. Yes, apparently, that was their input into the movie, which they came up with when combining both their brain cells.

  2. 55 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs', without the food.

  3. 9 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    This is like a prototype 'Samurai Cop', only even more clunky.

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    Anonymous commented  · 

    Post-apocalyptic Winnebago Warriors vs stock footage!

    This has a high enough crap quotient to be worth riffing, and plenty of space in between the dialogue to fit some good lines from Mike, Bill & Kevin.

    The presence of Jan-Michael Vincent and George Peppard adds plenty of ammunition.

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  9. 33 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    I have seen their 'Animal Soccer World' effort all the way through. After 10 seconds, I felt the need to quote Tom Servo by sobbing "END! END! END! END! END!" for the remainder of this abomin-animation.

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    Anonymous commented  · 

    The best one to riff would probably be 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii'. it's just a bit more mental than the rest. The skateboard/shotgun/sexdoll/rocket-launcher scene ("heavy doobies!") would be worth it alone. Then there's Death By Frisbee, and the giant snake, and the incomprehensible bit about vitamins, and the repeated mis-use on nunchucks and the...

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  12. 59 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    The only movie I've seen in 3D to date, and it is a lot of fun. Molly Ringwald does things to the English language that amount to war crimes, and a lot of enjoyable whizz-bang-pow stuff happens, mainly at the viewer.

    Peter Strauss and Michael Ironside seem to be enjoying themselves in what really is a B-movie in all but name. Score by Elmer Bernstein, too.

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    Anonymous commented  · 

    Yes, it was in 3D, and I remember watching it in the cinema when it originally came out. Even the opening title comes at you!

    Not Molly's first movie, though; she had a bit part in a film called 'Tempest' the year before.

    I recently re-watched this, and there's plenty to love. Yes, it is goofy and utterly Eighties, but it is also enthusiastic and Peter Strauss is pretty good as the lead character. I really enjoyed seeing it again after all those years, and it is very riffable.

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  14. 43 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    This is crying out for a rough, energetic riffing from behind!

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  15. 9 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    'Apaches' is emotionally-scarring British public information filming at its peak. Well, that and 'The Spirit of dark and lonely Water', narrated by Donald Pleasance. But the latter is a bit short.

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  16. 34 votes
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    4 comments  ·  RiffTrax Movie Requests  ·  Flag idea as inappropriate…  ·  Admin →
    Anonymous commented  · 

    This is so far up RiffTrax's street, it's parked in their front room! Like Neil Breen doing a Zap Rowsdower cosplay, John de Hart directs (badly), writes (ineptly), acts (barely) and sings (indescribably).

    Wings Hauser, judging by his performance, may not even remember making this movie; just waking up in a dumpster the morning after with a colossal hangover.

    The only thing that might be a bit of a hitch for Mike, Kevin & Bill is the boobs. John de Hart cast a Playboy model as his girlfriend and by God, he makes sure he gets his money's worth of gropes'n'ogles.

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    Anonymous commented  · 

    Not only is this eminently riffworthy, but the clunky humour leaves plenty of space for M,K'n'B to put the boot in with extreme prejudice.

    It is... magnificent! And there's not enough Pia Zadora on RiffTrax.

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  18. 494 votes
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    Anonymous commented  · 

    So bad, Whoopi Goldberg started legal proceedings to get out of starring in it. She lost, and you can feel the simmering resentment in every scene she plays.

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    Anonymous commented  · 

    I just watched 'Double Down' and, while getting the right might be tricky, it is an astonishingly inept movie. There's plenty of space between voiceovers and dialogue for the RiffTrax crew to express their utter bafflement.

    Neil Breen is a unique talent, like an alien Coleman Francis.

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