Treasure of the Four Crowns
The movie follows J.T. Striker, a Soldier of Fortune (Tony Anthony), who has been hired to assemble a group of professional thieves to retrieve the gems which are hidden inside two of the remaining four Mystical Crowns. Striker braves a mysterious magical cave in which skeletons and spears appear and jump out at him. He discovers a scroll in one of the crowns in the cave, which tells him that the fourth crown had disappeared long ago. He denies that the gems are magical or even valuable. He succumbs to the belief eventually and sets off to find the last two crowns, which are being held inside a heavily guarded compound that is the home of a cult led by the evil Brother Jonas. Striker's team suffers casualties from booby traps as it performs a dangerous acrobatic commando raid on the room where the crowns are kept. Striker retrieves the gems from the two magical crowns, and the magic makes his head literally spin. His face becomes half deformed, like that of Two-Face. Striker shoots fire from his fingers, melting the henchmen, their weapons, and Jonas. After, the film cuts to a shot of a boggy swamp, where a large pile of slimy brown sludge rises from the swampy water. A head like that of a moray eel with crystal blue eyes shoots towards the screen for a 3-D effect, setting up for a sequel that never happened.
plus for Music by Ennio Morricone
this guy would be great for the 4 of july
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOovqowURs
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Citizenbuck commented
This movie is nuts even for Cannon. Has to be seen to be believed. I give it 3 out of 3 votes.
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Anonymous commented
The original post says much about it, but there's two more things.
1. This is a Cannon movie, so assume everything so far described is dialled up to the max.
2. This was made in 3D, so there is a massive amount of pointy things being very very pointy towards the camera - even when someone is offered a pen. -
Aaron Gritsch commented
This film needs to be riffed, I am honestly surprised they have not done this one yet.