Two aliens, Nukie and Miko, crash-land on different parts of Earth. Miko is quickly captured by an American space agency, while Nukie, who has landed in the middle of the African savanna, wanders about until he befriends two young children. Will Miko survive the scientists' experiments? Will Nukie ever be reunited with his space-travelling companion? (1987)
This one absolutely needs riffs.

Yes, this one needs to be done!

I wish this had more votes. This would definitely be a funny riff.

Nukie is a giant pile of dingus. I'm the roomate referenced by Hewoah 6.75 years ago. I have imminent death syndrome. Give a dying man his final wish of a riffed Nukie!

You have to add that this is South African made ET rip off.

This is a sci-fi movie made in the same year and nation as SPACE MUTINY, y'all.

Make this happen!

This is one of the best bad movies I've ever seen!

The world needs this one to be riffed already!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFqkxLt7a2U

One of the more notoriously bad movies, and not in a fun way. The first 25 minutes is basically just random crap.

Please please please riff Nukie. Years ago, my college roommate and I went to the video store looking for the worst movie we could find-- I guess we have a good eye because holy smokes this is a terrible movie (in the most hilarious of ways). Further evidence of how terrible it is: we never returned the movie but the store didn't say a word or charge any fee whatsoever.