When a movie opens with multiple titles (is the movie The Barbarian Brothers, The Barbarians or Richard Lynch?) you know you're in for a ride!

There's finger biting, exploding crystal balls and pecs, lots of monstrous pecs. As another commented, it makes you long for the quiet dignity of Conan or even Gor. A little lost gem of Sword and Sorcery worth a riff.

It is a shame that one of the Paul brothers, David, passed on in 2020. RIP

This is a movie that needs mocking. The Paul brothers play the two dumbest slabs of greased meat in mullets ever to emerge from the age of sword'n'sorcery flicks. If you ever wondered why the dark ages lasted so long, it was because oafs like these were doing so much to hold back the Renaissance. It makes you run screaming to a screening of "Red Sonja", just for some more intellectually rigorous storytelling. And better dialogue.

They actually thought that doing seal impressions was so funny, they repeated it at different times in the plot. Yes, apparently, that was their input into the movie, which they came up with when combining both their brain cells.