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1. Messiah of evil

   1973 Public domain starting Royal Dano, Elisha Cook jr., a bit part by Walter Hill and unknown actress Joy Bang.

   The first scene, fat kid murders sweaty man, seems to have nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

   The main movie: hot woman searches for her missing father in a weird town. There are hippies, a creepy albino African American, and the obligatory creepy gas station attendant to warn people away from the creepy town.

   Favorite scene is when she goes to the grocery store, and the other customers behave so strangely. Reminds me of shopping at a Walmart.

   1973 Public domain starting Royal Dano, Elisha Cook jr., a bit part by Walter Hill and unknown actress Joy Bang.

   The first scene, fat kid murders sweaty man, seems to have nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

   The main movie: hot woman searches for her missing father in a weird town. There are hippies, a creepy albino African American, and the obligatory creepy gas station attendant to warn people away from the creepy town.

   Favorite scene is when she goes to the grocery store, and the other customers behave so strangely. Reminds me of shopping at a… more

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2. Pax Masculina (2016)

   (I'm just going to share the press release for this movie. I can't explain why this movie deserves a Bridget & Mary Jo riff better than it does.)

   Fellow ROK fans, tired of every new film having a militant feminist theme? Want to see a universe on video in which men create a paradise on earth with their wise rule, and insolent women causing trouble are given their just reward? My short film (18 minutes) is called Pax Masculina (Latin for Peace of Men) and is an alternate history science fiction movie.

   It all started when I posed the question “What would the United States be like today if women had never received the right to vote?” Check out the two minute trailer below. I think you will love the PAX universe.

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   In Pax Masculina, a theocratic totalitarian regime takes over the United States in 1910. Under this government, women have few rights like in Old Testament or Victorian England culture. The suffragettes were defeated and women never got the vote.

   Uninhibited by the influence of women, what follows is a century of peace and prosperity, known as the Pax Masculina. Out of disgruntled suffragettes evolved the Women’s Resistance Movement (WRM) which violently opposes the regime. The movie takes place in 2016 when the WRM has increased aggression in its opposition to the governing patriarchy in their fight for equality of the sexes.

   The Women’s Resistance Movement uses assassinations and bombings to create terror and kill without mercy. Seduction and murder of policemen and government officials are common tactics. The government induces its own terror with televised torture and execution of captured women soldiers. The movie’s Facebook site gives more details and many behind-the-scenes photos from the film.

   The following photos represent the philosophy of the regime:

   (photos attached below)

   The conflict between the regime and WRM is really a battle for the hearts and minds of young women who might join the WRM. When a girl turns 16, she is eligible to be married. Husbands pay the father a dowry and there is a transfer of property. There is an all-girls high school where harsh teachers use ruler and paddle freely to discipline unruly females.

   Girls are forced to watch public hangings of captured WRM soldiers on classroom televisions. In the photographed scene below, one girl jokes around about the threat of hanging beside a victim she has just had to watch.

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   A symbol on the wall of all classrooms remind them of the consequences of having a bad attitude. Gentlemen, how many times have you wanted to tell a woman to “lose the attitude”? In this universe, it is official policy!

   (photo attached below)

   The beautiful women of the WRM wear steampunk inspired uniforms designed for combat and seduction as they engage in hand-to-hand combat with police. Authorities have better weapons but hesitate to use them since they want to capture these arrogant women alive for public display.

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   Captured WRM soldiers are hanged publicly with a worldwide TV broadcast of the event as if it was the World Cup or Superbowl. There is no drop and a large diameter rope is used to haul them up into the air so they slowly strangle, preventing permanent damage to necks or windpipes. There is a good possibility that they will be half hanged (let down before dead) to be made a sex-slave to a deserving man. This discourages young women from joining the WRM while entertaining the populace.

   As for the status of the film, the cut is finished and being submitted to film festivals. To stay up to date about its release, follow the Facebook page. The world premier of Pax Masculina will be at Comicpalooza in Houston May 12-14. The exact screening time and date will be posted on the aforementioned Facebook page.

   I made this film to express my view and to share my artistic vision, not to make money. Eventually it will just be posted on YouTube or Vimeo to be viewed for free. But for now, festival rules prevent that to retain eligibility. My goal is to make a full length feature film which expands the story line of the PAX universe. But that is a year or two away. Now, I just want to share the vision with like-minded individuals such as ROK readers. I hope the trailer whets your appetite andI would love to hear feedback. My best estimate for release of the short film for public viewing is six months.

   I admire Roosh more than I can say after having experienced similar harassment by the social justice warriors against me. Maybe he will agree to be a consultant on the feature film? I made this movie with a balanced perspective instead of the expected female empowerment manifesto. But the mere hint that a government which excludes women might be successful has led to an effort to silence my creative voice.

   Instead of reasoned debate, some think I shouldn’t be permitted to express my artistic opinion. In addition, I have openly promoted the men’s right movement (posted links to ROK articles for example), and I have dared to say some positive things about President rich asshole. I have been vilified and my reputation decimated with lies.

   Having practiced engineering for over 40 years, I am used to dealing with truth and facts. I have learned that the artistic community is in general close-minded and truth means nothing to them. I am astonished at their ability to lie without hesitation, without guilt, without apology. Some “artists” show a total lack of character and honor. Any deviation from political correctness is not tolerated. That will be the focus of a future post. For now, I plan to continue to make movies that tell the truth and present an alternative viewpoint.

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   Official trailer here.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UygsvO5M8k4

   (I'm just going to share the press release for this movie. I can't explain why this movie deserves a Bridget & Mary Jo riff better than it does.)

   Fellow ROK fans, tired of every new film having a militant feminist theme? Want to see a universe on video in which men create a paradise on earth with their wise rule, and insolent women causing trouble are given their just reward? My short film (18 minutes) is called Pax Masculina (Latin for Peace of Men) and is an alternate history science fiction movie.

   It all started when I posed the question… more

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3. Pulse (1988)

   Woah! It's Joey Lawrence!

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095924/combined
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpC-rFZrYz4&list=PL3XCSTT5utpsistns3EFgC9YRPHUMBiT4&index=41

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4. The Stray (2017)

   Mormon movie where the titular dog dies in the middle of the freaking film. Oh. Belated spoiler warning?
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5342904/reference
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELlwOBMLos0&t

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5. The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn in Telugu

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6. The Ambulance (1990)

   "You'll be in perfect health before you die."

   Evil ambulances. James Earl Jones. And Eric Roberts. Come on already!

   Stan Lee isn't just cameoing. He plays himself as part of the movie is set at Marvel Comics.

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099026/combined
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViIBngND6lw

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7. Tampopo (Criterian Collection)

   Two foodie truck drivers break down in front of a run down ramen shop. While their truck is being fixed they find they like the place and the owner. They then engage in a plot to make the poor widow understand what makes good food. It's almost sexual at times on how people love the food. A great movie with heart, err...noodles, made better by riffing.

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8. Lost (1983)

   "Little girl wanders around - lost 1/10
   Author: architect_2k from United States
   6 October 2005
   A young girl is lost in the desert with her dog. It's hot. It's sandy. Nobody's within a hundred miles. They are lost. The girl's character is so one-dimensional you have to wonder if anyone's noticed she's gone. Her dog is the second most important person in the movie. The dog follows her around but otherwise doesn't add much entertainment value. There's plenty of walking around "lost" and just the right amount of monologue between her and the dog discussing the whole "lost" thing. It's miserably hot. It's sandy. This might be the longest 90 minute movie ever. If your curiosity is piqued and you are determined to rent it, I'd recommend you pick a cold dark winter day so at least you'll enjoy the desert landscape."

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085869/

   "Little girl wanders around - lost 1/10
   Author: architect_2k from United States
   6 October 2005
   A young girl is lost in the desert with her dog. It's hot. It's sandy. Nobody's within a hundred miles. They are lost. The girl's character is so one-dimensional you have to wonder if anyone's noticed she's gone. Her dog is the second most important person in the movie. The dog follows her around but otherwise doesn't add much entertainment value. There's plenty of walking around "lost" and just the right amount of monologue between her and the dog discussing the whole "lost" thing. It's… more

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9. Godspell
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10. The Magic Christian

    Starring Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr With the McCartney pend Badfinger song “Come and Get It”

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11. dirty harry make my day

    make my day dirty harry Clint Eastwood

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12. Teen titans: Trouble in Tokyo

    Teen Titans fight ink and paper in Japan.

    TITANS, RIFF!!!

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13. The Boneyard

    The plot of this movie is chock full O' nutty reasons, as to why this could be the best worst movie ever...demon zombie children, mutant poodles, and Phyllis Diller in the role of a lifetime as... Mrs Poopinplatz. Her stunt double did some impressive work in this movie..and yes I did say stunt double..thankfully not a body double. Can't even imagine the casting call for that one...anyways the plot follows below. Bring some tissues..youre gonna need them.

    The Plot:

    The film plunges into the nightmarish experiences of a portly, depressed psychic (Deborah Rose), whose involvement in a grisly child-murder case leads her and her detective partner (Ed Nelson) to an imposing, fortress-like mortuary. Chen (Robert Yun Ju Ahn), the owner of the funeral home and prime suspect in the case, claims the three mummified corpses in question are not children but ancient demons known as "kyoshi". It seems the little monsters have been around for centuries as a result of an age-old curse and can only be placated with offerings of human flesh — with which the mortician has been supplying them his entire life. When Chen is jailed on murder charges, the under-fed ghouls awaken in search of dinner, trapping the staff inside the mortuary walls and devouring them. The survivors, including Rose and Nelson, use every means at their disposal to combat the demons, which have possessed the bodies of morgue attendant Mrs. Poopinplatz (Phyllis Diller) and her poodle, mutating them into hideous monsters.

    Told ya....wonderfully terrible. I still laugh to tears on it..and for a final bit of fun.
    Phyllis Diller with out a wig!!!

    The plot of this movie is chock full O' nutty reasons, as to why this could be the best worst movie ever...demon zombie children, mutant poodles, and Phyllis Diller in the role of a lifetime as... Mrs Poopinplatz. Her stunt double did some impressive work in this movie..and yes I did say stunt double..thankfully not a body double. Can't even imagine the casting call for that one...anyways the plot follows below. Bring some tissues..youre gonna need them.

    The Plot:

    The film plunges into the nightmarish experiences of a portly, depressed psychic (Deborah Rose), whose involvement in a grisly child-murder case… more

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14. The Lost Platoon

    An attempt to cash in on Platoon involving vampire soldiers who have fought in every war since... well, the movie really doesn't seem to know.

    Reasons?
    1. It's a vampire rip-off of Platoon

    1. It's a vampire rip-off of Platoon

    2. Uh... it's a vampire rip-off of Platoon

    Trailer below:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBLKociv4B4

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15. This crazy Starfire presentation from Sun!

    Sun Computers imagines what 2004 computering would look like... in 1993. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSU3DT9Sp0k

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16. Bound for Freedom (1976)

    1- Never even released on VHS, A staple of history classrooms, it's hysterical "Davey Butcher You're Free!" Climax is an ancient meme among all who've seen it. It's like an educational short and movie in one!
    2- if it's not oublic domain, it's got to be super cheap by now.
    3- has lots of recognizeable stars like Fred Gwynn and Lorne Green.

    Also, the actual James Porter has just posted to your forum. Guest riffer! http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=26369.0
    You can watch it here. https://youtu.be/mfISCCAFXec

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17. The Diana Clone

    This has to be worth a riff...

    Redirecting a wrongly posted letter leads an ex-priest into the fantasist world of an ex scientist trying to clone Princess Diana, and her enemies hellbent on trying to stop her. Caught in the crossfire of justic and lust, he is forced o choose the right path - but does he know what horror awaits him...?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2222718/

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18. The Caretakers

    A vampire movie with JOE ESTEVEZ and the guy who played Leatherface in Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3522000/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

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19. Meteor Man

    Meteor Man is a super hero movie from the 90s starring Robert Townsend, James Earl Jones, Don Cheadle, and Bill Cosby. My favorite line of dialog from the movie is: "Baby Lords!" Enough said.

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20. the Jazz Singer (1927)

    Al Jolson's classic talkie

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