The plot of this movie is chock full O' nutty reasons, as to why this could be the best worst movie ever...demon zombie children, mutant poodles, and Phyllis Diller in the role of a lifetime as... Mrs Poopinplatz. Her stunt double did some impressive work in this movie..and yes I did say stunt double..thankfully not a body double. Can't even imagine the casting call for that one...anyways the plot follows below. Bring some tissues..youre gonna need them.

The Plot:

The film plunges into the nightmarish experiences of a portly, depressed psychic (Deborah Rose), whose involvement in a grisly child-murder case leads her and her detective partner (Ed Nelson) to an imposing, fortress-like mortuary. Chen (Robert Yun Ju Ahn), the owner of the funeral home and prime suspect in the case, claims the three mummified corpses in question are not children but ancient demons known as "kyoshi". It seems the little monsters have been around for centuries as a result of an age-old curse and can only be placated with offerings of human flesh — with which the mortician has been supplying them his entire life. When Chen is jailed on murder charges, the under-fed ghouls awaken in search of dinner, trapping the staff inside the mortuary walls and devouring them. The survivors, including Rose and Nelson, use every means at their disposal to combat the demons, which have possessed the bodies of morgue attendant Mrs. Poopinplatz (Phyllis Diller) and her poodle, mutating them into hideous monsters.

Told ya....wonderfully terrible. I still laugh to tears on it..and for a final bit of fun.
Phyllis Diller with out a wig!!!