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1. Shadow Man

   Straight to DVD Steven Seagal whose body double spends more time on the screen than the Razzie winning director/actor. Wow! Steven Seagal really really let himself go to pot.

   Plus one of the ugliest car chases of all time.

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448114/combined
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nb2dIXPNaw

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2. The Assignment

   Found here: A movie about an assassin forcibly receiving gender reassignment surgery and blazing a trail of vengeance. The execution is just as bad as the idea. Perfect fodder.

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3. The Devil Has Seven Faces

   A disjointed movie where no one knows what side they're on and a man can't recognize his own ex-wife. Also the catchy theme song which plays over and over again. Plus tons of bad wigs and don't forget about Tony!

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLbUZvqQwCA

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4. My Pet Dinosaur 2017

   It is just right off the bat rifftrax material. Watch just 20min. lines are very pore and obvious nothing terribly creative but tolerable, iphones are the king again in this movies; misdirection. funny play is done on some of the cheezy SGI quality. All the boys are justin B. talking to Justin B. Blue is definitely the color scheme for sure. Worth riffing on please. I can not quote the amount of cheesy quotes.

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5. Ali Baba & the Gold Raiders

   So far, I don't believe it has an actual IMDb page. A rarity indeed. I'm in the process of creating it, once I get a few bare necessities worth of trivia/film details.

   Not on Joseph Lai, the producer's own IMDb page:
   http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0481699/reference

   The Phelous, Cinema Snob & Obscurus Lupa w/ Harry Partridge review:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4jIhsA_U9A
   More context which shows a great need for this film to be riffed:
   http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Animation/AliBabaAndTheGoldRaiders

   "• Anachronism Stew:◦ One of the thieves is wearing a Batman shirt, for starters.
   ◦ The treasure shown consists of various modern day gold-coloured awards (like an emmy, grammy, and gold medal) and a gold credit card.

   • Conspicuous CG: Pretty much all of the backgrounds.
   • Freeze-Frame Bonus: Likely an unintended one; a giant hammer can be seen for one frame well before it's brandished.
   • Limited Animation
   • No Ending: After the leader of the gold raiders gets tied up and cries out for help, the title appears and the credits roll.
   • Off Model: Among its other transgressions, a giant hammer can be seen for one frame well before it's brandished.
   • Plagiarism: They ripped off the song "Prince Ali" from Aladdin, albeit in MIDI form.
   • Plot Hole: It's not explained how the gold raiders found Ali Baba's house. In the original story, the tailor who sewed Cassim's body back together for burial was the one who told them where Ali Baba lives. The movie just skips from the first search (with the wife painting crosses on all the doors) to the thieves somehow having found Ali Baba's house."

   So far, I don't believe it has an actual IMDb page. A rarity indeed. I'm in the process of creating it, once I get a few bare necessities worth of trivia/film details.

   Not on Joseph Lai, the producer's own IMDb page:
   http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0481699/reference

   The Phelous, Cinema Snob & Obscurus Lupa w/ Harry Partridge review:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4jIhsA_U9A
   More context which shows a great need for this film to be riffed:
   http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Animation/AliBabaAndTheGoldRaiders

   "• Anachronism Stew:◦ One of the thieves is wearing a Batman shirt, for starters.
   ◦ The treasure shown consists of various modern day gold-coloured awards (like an emmy, grammy, and gold medal)… more

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6. And Then It Happened

   70's bus safety short, wherein all the kids are dicking around on the bus to varying degrees. Features live animals, a switchblade, and kids flying around like socks in the dryer. I didn't even ride the bus and I think it traumatized me. (https://youtu.be/dmyizLWUxtM) I remember it differently, but still.

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7. Creature from the Black Lake (1976)

   Two college students trek into the Louisiana bayou to investigate reports of a huge hairy beast.
   Why does this sound so much like a typical college pledge week?

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8. Mr No Legs (1979)

   The title character is a wheelchair-bound enforcer for a gang of drug smugglers. His chair is fitted with shotguns.

   Being the late Seventies, everyone knows kung fu (a bit).

   The plot is fairly baffling.

   What's not to like?

   Directed by Ricou Browning (who played the Creature from the Black Lagoon) and starring Richard Jaeckel (from 'The Green Slime').

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9. The FIfth Element with Three Riffers

   Please consider doing a three-riffer version of The Fifth Element, for the following reasons:

   1) Bruce Willlis*
   2) Chris Tucker
   3) Gary Oldman
   and honorable mention:
   4) Aziz Light, the best in name-brand light direct from the sun to you via a shiny silver platter.

   Seriously, this movie has everything including a riff track, except a riff track with THREE riffers, which would triple the fun. The interaction between multiple riffers is the surest way to make a classic RiffTrax even better. It may take five elements to make the perfect being, but add three riffers and you may have one of the best RiffTrax of all time :)

   *Sorry, I meant Bruce Willis, not the Bruce Willlis in another part of the galaxy where a guy riffs GOOD sci fi movies.

   Please consider doing a three-riffer version of The Fifth Element, for the following reasons:

   1) Bruce Willlis*
   2) Chris Tucker
   3) Gary Oldman
   and honorable mention:
   4) Aziz Light, the best in name-brand light direct from the sun to you via a shiny silver platter.

   Seriously, this movie has everything including a riff track, except a riff track with THREE riffers, which would triple the fun. The interaction between multiple riffers is the surest way to make a classic RiffTrax even better. It may take five elements to make the perfect being, but add three riffers and you may have… more

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10. Assault on Dome 4

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115579/

    From IMDB: "Low-budget Die Hard clone in which mad terrorist Alex Windham takes over a small scientific community on another planet and forces Dome 4's inhabitants to build him some bombs. Windham is unaware, however, that futuristic "peacekeeper" Chase Morran is on Dome 4 and plans to foil Alex's evil plot.
    - Written by Marty McKee mmckee@wkio.com "

    The Facts:

    Stars Bruce Campbell at his Bruciest - as the bad guy he steals the show, no kidding - even the DVD featured him on the front of the cover ahead of the "Hero".

    The most ineffective prison in a sci-fi setting ever seen (as the riffers say, it makes Andy Dufresne look like a chump). Don't blink or you'll miss the prison breakout scene.

    Amazing dialogue such as the villain saying "I've got news for you. I'm not in the life saving business," "My father died dancing... at the end of a rope," and so many other witty quips (presumably in lieu of a budget for special effects or set design).

    Has action scenes that combine elements of classic low budget action - stabbing guns, pointless slow motion, interrupting fights to make quips or exchange dialogue.

    For your viewing pleasure, the action has interspersed with scenes of a court martial wherein the hero gets chewed out by a character who has probably never seen action and Brion James looking perpetually perplexed, a role he plays all too well.

    While a RiffTrax could only make this movie better, I do encourage anyone who like Bruce Campbell or B action movies to check this one out. It's really something.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115579/

    From IMDB: "Low-budget Die Hard clone in which mad terrorist Alex Windham takes over a small scientific community on another planet and forces Dome 4's inhabitants to build him some bombs. Windham is unaware, however, that futuristic "peacekeeper" Chase Morran is on Dome 4 and plans to foil Alex's evil plot.
    - Written by Marty McKee mmckee@wkio.com "

    The Facts:

    Stars Bruce Campbell at his Bruciest - as the bad guy he steals the show, no kidding - even the DVD featured him on the front of the cover ahead of the "Hero".

    The most ineffective prison in a… more

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11. Dolly Dearest

    Reasons this needs a good Riff:

    1) It's like Child's Play or Annabelle, with less of a budget & worse effects.
    2) Stars Rip Torn
    3) Annoying children

    Link to film on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-2Tv6csAzY&t=2445s

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12. Rock Odyssey: A Rocks & Minerals Revue

    Two very stupid children called Chrystal and Sandy find a mysterious map that directs them into a dark, dank cave containing their worst nightmare: a punk-rock geologist bandleader called Micah who starts them on a magical musical journey to learn more about rocks and minerals. This journey includes many terrifying rock creatures in terrible costumes, more caves, more musical numbers and many interesting(?) facts about rocks!

    https://youtu.be/s8BUc4zEUyw

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13. Ouija (2014)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204977/combined
    Great critical review:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AbIoc9SmJU

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14. Hot Dog... The Movie (1984)

    This 80's ski movie is ripe for riffing. It has everything: bad acting, an alcoholic skiier who never gets drunk, cheesy plot, cheesier guitar singing (think Arch Hall Jr. in "Eegah"), ski ballet (yes that was a thing), and an evil German ski team just to name a few things. This movie is the quintessential 80's ski movie with almost all scenes accompanied by synthesizer music. The plot is just amazingly predictable and characters are ridiculous. It all boils down to the "chinese downhill" - an anything goes 'king of the mountain' ski contest, to determine the "true champion". It is the only way!

    This 80's ski movie is ripe for riffing. It has everything: bad acting, an alcoholic skiier who never gets drunk, cheesy plot, cheesier guitar singing (think Arch Hall Jr. in "Eegah"), ski ballet (yes that was a thing), and an evil German ski team just to name a few things. This movie is the quintessential 80's ski movie with almost all scenes accompanied by synthesizer music. The plot is just amazingly predictable and characters are ridiculous. It all boils down to the "chinese downhill" - an anything goes 'king of the mountain' ski contest, to determine the "true champion". It… more

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15. Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
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16. The Words

    This 2012 movie is allegedly a Drama, Mystery, and Romance, but it's really a turgid and lugubrious melodrama. It claims it will keep you guessing until the end, but I wouldn't count on it. Offers great scope for riffing. It is proud of delivering lines like "Another part of being a man, no matter how painful it might be, is accepting your own limitations." and "He loved her. He loved New York. But at night, when the city was finally quiet, he wrote."

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17. Stickfighter

    Reasons this movies should be considered:

    -It's a vanity project where the writer also plays the main character
    -It has an extremely nonsensical plot
    -None of the above matters because everyone is just here to see Stickfighter beat up as many people as possible in under 90 minutes.

    Stickfighter is one of those movies that's very difficult to explain, since most of the "plot" appears to be only a thinly veiled excuse to have beefy dudes in warehouses kick and punch each other while being accompanied by Looney Tunes sfx. Nevertheless, the movie is a masterpiece and I will attempt to summarized to the uninitiated.

    Kely McClung stars as the titular Stickfighter, aka Officer John Lambert in a movie he wrote himself. He and his (non-stickfighting) partner spring a trap on some drug-dealing evil dudes and lots of (non-stick) fighting ensues. Lambert's partner somehow gets killed while also killing the son of an important crime boss of some kind (it's never really explained what crimes he does). Lambert quits the police because they don't approve of his radical methods and flies off to...somewhere to team up with his dead partners not-dead sister for some reason that's not very well explained. They drive around beating up lots of people while we learn that the crime boss has also put a hit out on Lambert, although this doesn't actually seem to have anything to do with the people constantly attacking him. This all happens in the first 10 minutes of the movie. After that there's lots more driving around while Lambert kills approximately 200 people (none of them with sticks) while occasionally stopping at his old mentor figure's Chinese strip club. We know the club is Chinese because we get the most stereotypical "Oriental" riff imaginable when first shown the building. The Mentor is not Chinese and neither are any of the strippers he employs, but he does have one Chinese guy working for him who gives Lambert ("the International Stickfighting Champion") some sticks when he decides to "fight back" against the gangsters we've barely seen. Some evil guy called alternately Mr and Dr Taco kills Mentor and Chinese Guy and also some random strippers, so Lambert decides to kill all the bad guys in dinky garage (some of them several times). At the end he hooks up with the sister while his former (current?) boss congratulates him on being a good cop (?) because apparently he has actually BEEN a cop all this time despite quitting at the beginning of the movie and murdering several people in cold blood.

    Final tally:

    People choked to death: 2
    People stabbed to death: 1
    People thrown to their death from a building: Quite a lot
    People kicked and punched to death: Too many to count
    People defeated with stickfighting: 0

    Suggested scene for review: the entrance of Mr Taco

    https://youtu.be/m0BfmKm_pmo?t=886

    Reasons this movies should be considered:

    -It's a vanity project where the writer also plays the main character
    -It has an extremely nonsensical plot
    -None of the above matters because everyone is just here to see Stickfighter beat up as many people as possible in under 90 minutes.

    Stickfighter is one of those movies that's very difficult to explain, since most of the "plot" appears to be only a thinly veiled excuse to have beefy dudes in warehouses kick and punch each other while being accompanied by Looney Tunes sfx. Nevertheless, the movie is a masterpiece and I will attempt… more

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18. The Creation of the Humanoids (1962)

    In a post holocaust society, robots take it on their own to help the dying human race by giving them android bodies.
    This really makes me question the whole "robot intelligence" concept.

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19. Interview with a Monster (2018, Post Production)

    This Bigfoot film is actually made near my town by local people (rarely a good sign). It's still being given the final touches, but the trailer alone REEKS of James Nguyen! I have no idea how to post the trailer, so please type in "Interview with a Monster 2018 trailer." It's on YouTube. But, I do have the posters - sorry if they are kinda small.

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20. The Tomb (1986)

    The Tomb is an archaeology-themed horror film that features 3 things that make it prime material for Rifftrax

    1. The least convincing depiction of Egypt in cinema history (it was shot in just under 2 weeks for under $200,000)
    2. A cheese-tastic 80s techno soundtrack
    3. MST3K and Rifftrax favorites, John Carradine AND the long-suffering Cameron Mitchell!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090183/?ref_=nv_sr_1
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqjcSQZ9kmc

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