"RiffTrax, please do a live riff of "'The 76 version of King Kong"

I know you guys did Lost and Heroes and they were GREAT but this show was a phenomena bigger than both put together!

Because its PG-13

When an elderly woman is bitten by the werewolf renting a room in her house, its up to her adult son to try and keep them out of trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laYYiG_IaVM

you used to have them, what happened

Just about the worst sequel I've seen since Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. It lacks the spirit, originality and genuine humor of the first one. Perfect for a riff!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the slopes!

This misguided attempt at an 80's camp slasher came 4 years late, and it still managed to land on a snow-day. The demon possessed camp for children of the corn had long been abandoned when a group of "totally believable" snowmobile riders are forced inside to weather a snowstorm, only to get killed one by one.

This instructional video, from Sid Davis Productions (the people responsible for "ABCs of Walking Wisely"), tells the account of a police officer who brings his little toy drumming bear. Children at a school in apparent California seem to hear the echoing of the little bear's tin drumming in their minds as they suddenly remember what they are told to do when dealing with strangers.

YouTube Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdQkn3CB21Y

To the best of my knowledge, this film is in the public domain and is posted in the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/Bill_and_Coo

Think of it as "The Terror of Tiny Town", but with an all avian cast. The feathered residents of Chirpendale are terrorized by an evil black crow by the name of "The Black Menace".

The film received an Honorary Award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (the "Oscars") "In which artistry and patience blended in a novel and entertaining use of the medium of motion pictures."

http://techchannel.att.com/play-video.cfm/2011/3/28/AT&T-Archives-The-Thinking-Machines

Need I say more?

Harrison Ford. Anne Heche. Isn't that enough? Seriously I'm watching it as I write this. This thing is so awful it's good! Ross from Friends. Even Jango Fett from Star Wars even makes a cameo as a pirate. This is perfect! Please God riff this movie! I could even write some jokes, so much wrong here!

It received a 1.7 on IMDb

It stars the great Bill Shatner along with Harry Hamlin (a former soap star). Need I say more?

Its a raunchy Canadian animated movie starring (believe it or not) Jenny McCarthy. Nuff said.

Whichever version you find to be most suitable.

This movie is a mess of unbelievable mullets, I mean characters, who spend most of their time insisting others did or didnt hear some howling, and acting like no human being has ever behaved before. Oh and werewolves can melt, did you know that? Its a hilarious mess with a rockin 80's soundtrack.