In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
An absolutely delightful, awful fantasy movie. Uwe Boll, Burt Reynolds (complete with royal rug), sylvan defenders on loan from Cirque du Soleil, and a 4% from RT. Yes, this movie has it all. Boll's cinematographic vision seems to have been providing a very yellow aura to the early scenes of the film; after that, he clearly lost interest.
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STAR WARS STINKS
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How did famous/talented Jason Statham get in this?
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Anonymous
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I also feel Uwe Boll needs a Rifftrax presence. Also, some of the non-Boll sequels to his movies are equally deserving, if not more so.
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STAR WARS STINKS
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This movie has one of the worst mistakes that a film could have: casting modern speaking Americans for medieval fantasy roles. That's a huge movie fopaux.
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IronCurtain
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Considering that Uwe Boll has successfully beaten up his critics in boxing matches, I think the reason why Rifftrax never riffed any Uwe Boll movie is because they fear for their safety.
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STAR WARS STINKS
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Somebody else posted the entire trilogy, so I voted, but I voted for this, too. In the words of RJ, "A must RIFF!"
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STAR WARS STINKS
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YIPPEE! I requested this a while back, but it didn't get any votes. Thanks for posting this! It is seriously corny. Burt Reynolds.. as a king??? Also, I hate it when modern American actors try to portray old medieval people. And, (to add to my rant) in the first film, there's a clip where an actor's eyes move with the music! Such good cheese. :)
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tsarstepan commented
It's freaking Uwe Boll. Is there more reasons needed to Riff these monstrosities?
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/combinedIn the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/combinedIn the Name of the King: The Last Job (2014)
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sailortweek
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The most linear story telling since the Aplhabet Song was sung by a child who forgot the entire middle section.
The lead character's name is FARMER because he is a...farmer...even his WIFE calls him Farmer because he's not good at anything else. Ray Leota looks like Donny Osmond's evil twin from The Matrix, and Matthew Lillard does an uncomfortably fantastic job acting. That's not a riff, I actually really like him in this. He out acted Ron Pearlman AND Burt Reynolds. We need more Uwe Boll movies in the Rifftrax collection. -
Cpt. Sqweky
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This movie has the greatest battle scenes since Hawk the Slayer.
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RJ commented
A must RIFF
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Evie
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I concur!! The perfect film to riffTrax!!