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1. 3 headed shark attack

   okay so ive never watched it but it has a 2.5 rating on IMDB and it looks terrible. only reason id even watch it is because danny trejo is in it.

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2. Castle Rock (2000)

   Starring Ernest Borgnine. The trailer almost riffs itself

   https://youtu.be/44NqAZ4GJIs

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3. Bay Coven (1987)

   A woman and her husband move to a little island, but the wife suspects the townspeople are immortal. Though it's not really bad, it has plenty of laughable elements that beg for a riff: Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) plays an evil witch, there's a smoky lounge singer, and not to mention weird witch kids. With all that being said, it could use some jokes

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4. Little Ghost (1997)

   "While on location in a spooky Romanian villa with his Hollywood big-shot mom and her dorky boyfriend, twelve-year-old Kevin befriends a Renaissance-era girl ghost who helps him cause unrest on the set."

   Also, the movie currently has an 8.1/10 rating on IMDB, with just over 1800 votes.

   And according to Amazon (where you can watch the whole movie free with Prime), it is distributed by Multicom Entertainment Group.

   Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfFvpS4KK8

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5. Taking Earth (2017)

   Reasons:
   1- Would be awesome just for all the Rowsdower 2.0 jokes you could make about the character Garabon/Graeme!
   2- Has a slight M. Night Shylamalan feel to it. Nuff said.
   3- Has great special effects for an indie movie but still really drags and is slow in other parts --felt like the ending went on forever and in several different directions. I'm sure you could make viewing the end of it much more enjoyable. http://www.imdb.com/videoplayer/vi1989982489

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6. Mr No Legs (1979)

   The title character is a wheelchair-bound enforcer for a gang of drug smugglers. His chair is fitted with shotguns.

   Being the late Seventies, everyone knows kung fu (a bit).

   The plot is fairly baffling.

   What's not to like?

   Directed by Ricou Browning (who played the Creature from the Black Lagoon) and starring Richard Jaeckel (from 'The Green Slime').

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7. Stickfighter

   Reasons this movies should be considered:

   -It's a vanity project where the writer also plays the main character
   -It has an extremely nonsensical plot
   -None of the above matters because everyone is just here to see Stickfighter beat up as many people as possible in under 90 minutes.

   Stickfighter is one of those movies that's very difficult to explain, since most of the "plot" appears to be only a thinly veiled excuse to have beefy dudes in warehouses kick and punch each other while being accompanied by Looney Tunes sfx. Nevertheless, the movie is a masterpiece and I will attempt to summarized to the uninitiated.

   Kely McClung stars as the titular Stickfighter, aka Officer John Lambert in a movie he wrote himself. He and his (non-stickfighting) partner spring a trap on some drug-dealing evil dudes and lots of (non-stick) fighting ensues. Lambert's partner somehow gets killed while also killing the son of an important crime boss of some kind (it's never really explained what crimes he does). Lambert quits the police because they don't approve of his radical methods and flies off to...somewhere to team up with his dead partners not-dead sister for some reason that's not very well explained. They drive around beating up lots of people while we learn that the crime boss has also put a hit out on Lambert, although this doesn't actually seem to have anything to do with the people constantly attacking him. This all happens in the first 10 minutes of the movie. After that there's lots more driving around while Lambert kills approximately 200 people (none of them with sticks) while occasionally stopping at his old mentor figure's Chinese strip club. We know the club is Chinese because we get the most stereotypical "Oriental" riff imaginable when first shown the building. The Mentor is not Chinese and neither are any of the strippers he employs, but he does have one Chinese guy working for him who gives Lambert ("the International Stickfighting Champion") some sticks when he decides to "fight back" against the gangsters we've barely seen. Some evil guy called alternately Mr and Dr Taco kills Mentor and Chinese Guy and also some random strippers, so Lambert decides to kill all the bad guys in dinky garage (some of them several times). At the end he hooks up with the sister while his former (current?) boss congratulates him on being a good cop (?) because apparently he has actually BEEN a cop all this time despite quitting at the beginning of the movie and murdering several people in cold blood.

   Final tally:

   People choked to death: 2
   People stabbed to death: 1
   People thrown to their death from a building: Quite a lot
   People kicked and punched to death: Too many to count
   People defeated with stickfighting: 0

   Suggested scene for review: the entrance of Mr Taco

   https://youtu.be/m0BfmKm_pmo?t=886

   Reasons this movies should be considered:

   -It's a vanity project where the writer also plays the main character
   -It has an extremely nonsensical plot
   -None of the above matters because everyone is just here to see Stickfighter beat up as many people as possible in under 90 minutes.

   Stickfighter is one of those movies that's very difficult to explain, since most of the "plot" appears to be only a thinly veiled excuse to have beefy dudes in warehouses kick and punch each other while being accompanied by Looney Tunes sfx. Nevertheless, the movie is a masterpiece and I will attempt… more

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8. Let's make a sandwich

   An intensely detailed view of the preparation of tuna rarebit. While not a sandwich all, it promises to be enjoyed by the truly parsley passionate...

   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gjmANi13WA0

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9. The Beasts Are on the Streets (1978)

   A truck crashes into the fence of a wildlife preservation place and all the animals are "on the streets." I'm surprised this hasn't already been riffed! It's sheer riffing gold!

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10. Transformers: The Last Knight

    Optimus Prime follows a movie cliche this year: a good guy turning bad, then going back to good. A little girl didn't take acting lessons. Micheal Bay edits. Wow.

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11. Attack of the Eye Creatures (1965)

    Eye Creatures land on earth. The U.S. Air Force spies on some teens making out in the woods, then tries to prevent word of the Eye Creatures landing from leaking out. A couple of teens figure everything out and prevent the Eye Creatures from taking over by shining their headlights on them... Written by Dan Bleskan
    I really liked this Larry Buchanan movie, which is a remake of 'Invasion of the Saucer Men.'

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12. The Unearthly (1957)

    Professor Charles Conway is a mad scientist attempting to develop the proverbial fountain of youth by creating "the 17th gland". Ignoring all aspects of scientific ethics, his research subjects are people who have no family and are under the impression that the doctor can cure their depression. However, his research hasn't been successful and his subjects are turned into grotesque zombies. Some of Conway's patients begin to catch on to his scheme and intend to stop him. Written by Brian D. Switzer
    Stars John Carradine,,,enough said.

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13. Skeeter (1993)

    As the result of a corrupt businessman's illegal toxic waste dumping, a small desert town is beset by a deadly swarm of huge bloodthirsty mutant mosquitoes! This movie also has Tracy Griffith, Melanie Griffith's sister. I have posted a bunch of riffing candidates, but I feel that this movie in particular, is destined for riffing greatness.

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14. Millions

    Edited from an IMDB review

    Here's the basic plot: A pack of money-grabbing, extremely rich and attractive relatives (the Ferretti's) are trying to take over their ailing uncle's industrial empire.

    The pack is led by Maurizio Ferretti (Billy Zane), a rich, very savy and attractive million dollar playboy. His main goal is to take over the family's million dollar business while his Uncle Leo is dying in a hospital somewhere. And how does he plan on doing this? Black-mailing his father, sleeping w/ numerous women and being an all around money hungry, scheming jerk!

    Lauren Hutton plays Cristina, Uncle Leo's estranged wife who seems to be the only one staying at his bedside. Carol Alt plays the beautiful (censored)/wild child/bad seed niece who can't seem to keep her clothes on or get her life on track. Alexandra Paul plays the promiscuous, (censored), seductive, cold-hearted sister in-law.

    The plot is okay, but aside from the characters listed above, the acting is bad, real bad. And even though this movie was released in 1991, the bad hair, music and fashion looks like something out of a mid 80's TV prime-time soap (think Falcon Crest).

    Even with talent like Hutton, Zane & Alt, nothing can save us from the cheap quality, cheesy soundtrack, blah acting, and bad ending. If you have a hour or so to kill and don't mind seeing Billy Zane sleep with a bunch of women, including his cousin, his sister in law, and his dad's mistress or watching a bunch of rich spoiled people plot, whine, and (censored) each other - then go for it. I'm sure the pain will go away... the memory is another story.

    Edited from an IMDB review

    Here's the basic plot: A pack of money-grabbing, extremely rich and attractive relatives (the Ferretti's) are trying to take over their ailing uncle's industrial empire.

    The pack is led by Maurizio Ferretti (Billy Zane), a rich, very savy and attractive million dollar playboy. His main goal is to take over the family's million dollar business while his Uncle Leo is dying in a hospital somewhere. And how does he plan on doing this? Black-mailing his father, sleeping w/ numerous women and being an all around money hungry, scheming jerk!

    Lauren Hutton plays Cristina, Uncle Leo's… more

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15. Revenant

    I found it funny as it is...but not having the riffing by you guys is like eating homemade halupkis and not having fresh bread to go along with them.

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16. Star Command 1996

    A CGI filled sci-fi movie starring Chad Everett, Morgan Fairchild's impossibly big hair, and a cast of overly pretty youngsters. And a robot!!
    Bad movie, fun to watch

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17. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

    Everyone knows that James Bond is most famous for his thick American accent and that he drives a 1969 Mercury Cougar XR-7. The most memorable Bond actor of all time George Lazenby out-does even the most courageous of Jamaican bob bobsleding teams in the final scenes of this action packed marvel.

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18. Queen Kong

    So. It's a 1970s rip off of King Kong, but the cast is entirely women including (except for Fay Ray, who is now Ray Fay)the titular giant ape. The soundtrack is ridiculous and there's a singing nun! Not only am I confused as to why this exists, I ALSO wonder who greenlit this project.

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19. Coffee Break (1958 )

    A great short about managing the office Coffee Break....styles may have changed but the problem hasn't.

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20. Avia Vampire Hunter

    What do i even say about this 2005 indie "horror thriller" film but i give it a try as someone who was fooled into watched it by a DVD cover that showed promise, ok 6 things about this film,

    (1) the first 3 to 5 minutes of the film is just trailers for Avia Vampire Hunter and then get the intro that goes on for almost minute.

    (2) the sound balance of... everything is so off, i swear they hired 80 year old stroke victim as there sound editor and even that might be to much of a complement and on a side note, they stole music from the London Philharmonic Orchestra, made it sound bad and even credit them to hide the fact its stolen.

    (3) it may look like student project but its not, the film just vary ugly to look at and makes birdemic look professionally made, at the very least, bird had more filming locations and better props (yes, the coat hangers are better props then the bladed weapons in this movie).

    (4) speaking of birdemic, the acting is on-par if not worse in this, Allison Valentino (Avia) performance is somewhere between a wood plank and incoherent mumbling, Rodney Jackson who plays her love interest Raymond, seem to be from a 70s blacksploitation movie and the rest of the cast, well some are just bad and others like Antonio Tomahawk, are just chewing the scenery.

    (5) it has one of the kisses of death, Leon Hunter not only directed it but also written, produced, cinematographed, the chief editor and used his own production company, Hunter Productions, it almost never a good sign when most of work was by one person.

    (6) the film feels like it Leon had two different scrips that he decided to stitch together to make this 83 minute film and thanks to this decision, there's a lot of WTF moments like:

    The worst sex scene ever where there both fully clothed under a UV light with miss Valentino looking vary uncomfortable,
    The montages and 98% of fight scenes that happen and accomplish nothing,
    How the plot moves forwards even though the audience has no clue how that's happening and if did say how, you didn't hear it because the ambient music is to loud.

    the movie has a 2.2 on IMDB based on 51 reviews and for a good reason, the movie almost unwatchable without friends who can riff it with you, its baffling that the film was not only released on DVD (possibly in local theatre's as well) in 2005 but was reissued on DVD by Echo Bridge in 2014, the movie is list of how not to make film, from the acting to special effects so bad, they not only use day for night but also use the technique of "sword under the arm pit stabbing effect", this is getting a bit long, so i'm going to end with this, its the type movie that RiffTrax is known for, bad ,obscure and ripe for a good riff:

    IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457285/
    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIxJN3iq498

    What do i even say about this 2005 indie "horror thriller" film but i give it a try as someone who was fooled into watched it by a DVD cover that showed promise, ok 6 things about this film,

    (1) the first 3 to 5 minutes of the film is just trailers for Avia Vampire Hunter and then get the intro that goes on for almost minute.

    (2) the sound balance of... everything is so off, i swear they hired 80 year old stroke victim as there sound editor and even that might be to much of a complement and… more

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