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1. Danny Ikka Lipsanen Music Video

   Scandinavian hellfire for the ears and soul.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

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2. Automaton Transfusion (2006)

   Birdemic but with zombies?
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_P1QNqGNA
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469683/combined

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3. Nightlife (1989)

   An obscure and quirky vampire movie that tried too hard to be too many things with strange characters and a terrible gag referencing beer ads of the time. Despite not being a very good film, it does manage to have some sort of charm (due mostly to specific characters/moments such as the maid).

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097980/
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkoZ3SewuJc

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4. Jack and the Beanstalk (1974)

   Animated monstrosity that will give its viewers confusing nightmares.

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074705/combined
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbS-pUOb15Q

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5. Pax Masculina (2016)

   (I'm just going to share the press release for this movie. I can't explain why this movie deserves a Bridget & Mary Jo riff better than it does.)

   Fellow ROK fans, tired of every new film having a militant feminist theme? Want to see a universe on video in which men create a paradise on earth with their wise rule, and insolent women causing trouble are given their just reward? My short film (18 minutes) is called Pax Masculina (Latin for Peace of Men) and is an alternate history science fiction movie.

   It all started when I posed the question “What would the United States be like today if women had never received the right to vote?” Check out the two minute trailer below. I think you will love the PAX universe.

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   In Pax Masculina, a theocratic totalitarian regime takes over the United States in 1910. Under this government, women have few rights like in Old Testament or Victorian England culture. The suffragettes were defeated and women never got the vote.

   Uninhibited by the influence of women, what follows is a century of peace and prosperity, known as the Pax Masculina. Out of disgruntled suffragettes evolved the Women’s Resistance Movement (WRM) which violently opposes the regime. The movie takes place in 2016 when the WRM has increased aggression in its opposition to the governing patriarchy in their fight for equality of the sexes.

   The Women’s Resistance Movement uses assassinations and bombings to create terror and kill without mercy. Seduction and murder of policemen and government officials are common tactics. The government induces its own terror with televised torture and execution of captured women soldiers. The movie’s Facebook site gives more details and many behind-the-scenes photos from the film.

   The following photos represent the philosophy of the regime:

   (photos attached below)

   The conflict between the regime and WRM is really a battle for the hearts and minds of young women who might join the WRM. When a girl turns 16, she is eligible to be married. Husbands pay the father a dowry and there is a transfer of property. There is an all-girls high school where harsh teachers use ruler and paddle freely to discipline unruly females.

   Girls are forced to watch public hangings of captured WRM soldiers on classroom televisions. In the photographed scene below, one girl jokes around about the threat of hanging beside a victim she has just had to watch.

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   A symbol on the wall of all classrooms remind them of the consequences of having a bad attitude. Gentlemen, how many times have you wanted to tell a woman to “lose the attitude”? In this universe, it is official policy!

   (photo attached below)

   The beautiful women of the WRM wear steampunk inspired uniforms designed for combat and seduction as they engage in hand-to-hand combat with police. Authorities have better weapons but hesitate to use them since they want to capture these arrogant women alive for public display.

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   Captured WRM soldiers are hanged publicly with a worldwide TV broadcast of the event as if it was the World Cup or Superbowl. There is no drop and a large diameter rope is used to haul them up into the air so they slowly strangle, preventing permanent damage to necks or windpipes. There is a good possibility that they will be half hanged (let down before dead) to be made a sex-slave to a deserving man. This discourages young women from joining the WRM while entertaining the populace.

   As for the status of the film, the cut is finished and being submitted to film festivals. To stay up to date about its release, follow the Facebook page. The world premier of Pax Masculina will be at Comicpalooza in Houston May 12-14. The exact screening time and date will be posted on the aforementioned Facebook page.

   I made this film to express my view and to share my artistic vision, not to make money. Eventually it will just be posted on YouTube or Vimeo to be viewed for free. But for now, festival rules prevent that to retain eligibility. My goal is to make a full length feature film which expands the story line of the PAX universe. But that is a year or two away. Now, I just want to share the vision with like-minded individuals such as ROK readers. I hope the trailer whets your appetite andI would love to hear feedback. My best estimate for release of the short film for public viewing is six months.

   I admire Roosh more than I can say after having experienced similar harassment by the social justice warriors against me. Maybe he will agree to be a consultant on the feature film? I made this movie with a balanced perspective instead of the expected female empowerment manifesto. But the mere hint that a government which excludes women might be successful has led to an effort to silence my creative voice.

   Instead of reasoned debate, some think I shouldn’t be permitted to express my artistic opinion. In addition, I have openly promoted the men’s right movement (posted links to ROK articles for example), and I have dared to say some positive things about President rich asshole. I have been vilified and my reputation decimated with lies.

   Having practiced engineering for over 40 years, I am used to dealing with truth and facts. I have learned that the artistic community is in general close-minded and truth means nothing to them. I am astonished at their ability to lie without hesitation, without guilt, without apology. Some “artists” show a total lack of character and honor. Any deviation from political correctness is not tolerated. That will be the focus of a future post. For now, I plan to continue to make movies that tell the truth and present an alternative viewpoint.

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   Official trailer here.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UygsvO5M8k4

   (I'm just going to share the press release for this movie. I can't explain why this movie deserves a Bridget & Mary Jo riff better than it does.)

   Fellow ROK fans, tired of every new film having a militant feminist theme? Want to see a universe on video in which men create a paradise on earth with their wise rule, and insolent women causing trouble are given their just reward? My short film (18 minutes) is called Pax Masculina (Latin for Peace of Men) and is an alternate history science fiction movie.

   It all started when I posed the question… more

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6. Pulse

   Failed 53 minute BBC series pilot.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egUG6OXwrN8

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7. Glengarry Glen Ross

   A 3 riffer version would make me laugh so much I'd have to put my coffee down!

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8. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins

   The video prologue to the theatrically released cult action flick, the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie, we are treated with some of the worst 2D and 3D animation in the history of the medium.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKyEpXrJrgg

   This should be the first to be riffed as

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9. Pete's Dragon (2016)

   The original version of Pete's Dragon was pretty good - full of song, cheerfulness and hope. But... the 2016 remake STINKS! It's just weird. Please, rent this and try to write jokes. It should be easy.

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10. Marble countertop instructional video

    My wife and I bought a house from an old couple and as a courtesy they left us and instructional video tape for our marble countertop. Its made by DuPont. I also have one for a GE stove. These are great because they're from a time where companies thought people would take the time to watch this

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11. The rocky horror picture show.

    Don't do the audience participation lines but actually do riffs.

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12. Wraith (2017)

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13. Zombies on Broadway (1945)

    Press agents Jerry and Mike try to find a real life voodoo zombie for their new Broadway nightclub. Bela Lugosi also appears playing, you guessed it, a mad scientist.

    Actors Wally Brown and Alan Carney are considered nothing more than "Abbott and Costello" wannabes, but they would return for several comedic films.

    Directed by Gordon Douglas (THEM, STAGECOACH, VIVA KINEVEL, and THE DEVIL WITH HITLER).

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14. The Boogey Man Franchis

    The Boogey Man (1980), RT score of 17%
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DVV3vBlzk
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080464/combined;
    Revenge of the Boogeyman (1983)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085266/combined
    Return of the Boogeyman (1994)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162889/combined

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15. Hellmaster
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16. The Thing (1982)

    Considered a cult classic, this sci-fi horror film from John Carpenter is his best, but would fit right in to the Rifftrax catalog. It may have to be a "Just the Jokes," but I feel like all the blank spots in dialogue would make this a great riff.

    Stars Kurt Russell, WIlford Brimley, Keith David, and more...
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/

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17. miss peregrine's home for peculiar children

    A bizarre adaptation of a bizarre novel, this Tim Burton movie has plenty to riff. For instance:
    1. A police officer firmly claims that a corpse with its eyes near-surgically removed (with no other obvious injuries) was the victim of feral dogs.

    1. A sunken ship resurfaced and put to use after a brief montage.

    2. A bedtime ritual you wouldn't believe.

    3. A dock fight between giant invisible monsters and a skeleton army.

    4. Strange peculiarities including a back-mouth, bee control, pyrokinesis, invisibility, and time manipulation.

    Also, they changed the main character's love interest from Emma (the fire girl) to Olive (floating girl) who is 12 years old in the book. Do with that information what you will.

    A bizarre adaptation of a bizarre novel, this Tim Burton movie has plenty to riff. For instance:
    1. A police officer firmly claims that a corpse with its eyes near-surgically removed (with no other obvious injuries) was the victim of feral dogs.

    1. A sunken ship resurfaced and put to use after a brief montage.

    2. A bedtime ritual you wouldn't believe.

    3. A dock fight between giant invisible monsters and a skeleton army.

    4. Strange peculiarities including a back-mouth, bee control, pyrokinesis, invisibility, and time manipulation.

    Also, they changed the main character's love interest from Emma (the fire girl) to Olive (floating girl)… more

    21 votes

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18. Millions

    Edited from an IMDB review

    Here's the basic plot: A pack of money-grabbing, extremely rich and attractive relatives (the Ferretti's) are trying to take over their ailing uncle's industrial empire.

    The pack is led by Maurizio Ferretti (Billy Zane), a rich, very savy and attractive million dollar playboy. His main goal is to take over the family's million dollar business while his Uncle Leo is dying in a hospital somewhere. And how does he plan on doing this? Black-mailing his father, sleeping w/ numerous women and being an all around money hungry, scheming jerk!

    Lauren Hutton plays Cristina, Uncle Leo's estranged wife who seems to be the only one staying at his bedside. Carol Alt plays the beautiful (censored)/wild child/bad seed niece who can't seem to keep her clothes on or get her life on track. Alexandra Paul plays the promiscuous, (censored), seductive, cold-hearted sister in-law.

    The plot is okay, but aside from the characters listed above, the acting is bad, real bad. And even though this movie was released in 1991, the bad hair, music and fashion looks like something out of a mid 80's TV prime-time soap (think Falcon Crest).

    Even with talent like Hutton, Zane & Alt, nothing can save us from the cheap quality, cheesy soundtrack, blah acting, and bad ending. If you have a hour or so to kill and don't mind seeing Billy Zane sleep with a bunch of women, including his cousin, his sister in law, and his dad's mistress or watching a bunch of rich spoiled people plot, whine, and (censored) each other - then go for it. I'm sure the pain will go away... the memory is another story.

    Edited from an IMDB review

    Here's the basic plot: A pack of money-grabbing, extremely rich and attractive relatives (the Ferretti's) are trying to take over their ailing uncle's industrial empire.

    The pack is led by Maurizio Ferretti (Billy Zane), a rich, very savy and attractive million dollar playboy. His main goal is to take over the family's million dollar business while his Uncle Leo is dying in a hospital somewhere. And how does he plan on doing this? Black-mailing his father, sleeping w/ numerous women and being an all around money hungry, scheming jerk!

    Lauren Hutton plays Cristina, Uncle Leo's… more

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19. Beauty and the Beast (1992)

    British animated atrocity on the heels of the classic Oscar winning Disney flick Beauty and the Beast (1991), starring the legendary Christopher Lee.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045815/combined
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mdko57XOKA

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20. Officer Downe

    Just watch 15 minutes of this turd and you'll see why it needs to be riffed. It's ungodly bad.

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