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1. The Hill and the Hole

   The Hill and the Hole (2019) has everything: an incomprehensible plot that veers wildly from boring to bizarre, terrible effects, terrible acting, inconsistent (or nonexistent) character development, and a deep desire to be SiGnIfIcAnT, at which it completely fails. It's not scary and it's not funny. It tries to be both? I guess?

   It's about a surveyor/archaeologist who is trying to figure out why a big mound in the southwest reads as a deep hole on his surveying equipment instead. That premise is really cool! Unfortunately, what follows is so random and meaningless that I don't think "confusing" describes it accurately. There are murderous ranchers, a chain-smoking, fried-dough-maker-turned-cultist, and a massive red laser pointer that keeps trying to blind viewers. A lot of people also eat dirt, and I mean that literally, not that they faceplant into the ground.

   I've never seen a movie in such desperate need of a professional riffing.

   The Hill and the Hole (2019) has everything: an incomprehensible plot that veers wildly from boring to bizarre, terrible effects, terrible acting, inconsistent (or nonexistent) character development, and a deep desire to be SiGnIfIcAnT, at which it completely fails. It's not scary and it's not funny. It tries to be both? I guess?

   It's about a surveyor/archaeologist who is trying to figure out why a big mound in the southwest reads as a deep hole on his surveying equipment instead. That premise is really cool! Unfortunately, what follows is so random and meaningless that I don't think "confusing" describes it… more

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2. Drifting School

   Drake Bell's first movie, Bubba Smith as a basketball coach and Billy Drago as a baby guy. It's the worst movie I have ever seen!
   https://youtu.be/ImLwtlDSb7U

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3. Child's Play (1988)

   Child's Play has special meaning to me. It's the first Riff I remember ever doing. I was about 10 years old. For those of you who have seen the movie, here's my amateur riff:

   On his birthday, all Andy wanted was a Good Guy doll, but his mom got him clothes instead. The next day, his Mom brought home a Good Guy doll wrapped in paper bags, saying "these aren't groceries."

   Then I riffed, "More Clothes!" It got laughs.

   Not the best of riffs, but it's special to me.

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4. Child's Play (2019)

   Just finished watching the Child's Play remake. So awful! Bad acting, lousy FX, dialogue that makes you giggle...it's begging to be riffed!

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5. Hollow Man (2000)

   Kevin Bacon stars as an invisible man who kills people.

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6. The Outing (1987)

   He's a genie in a bottle, you'd better rub him the right way or he'll kill you!!! Yes, this film features a genie whose master is killed and so latches on to a girl and promptly goes on a kill spree with every intention of killing the girl's father because, oops, she wished him dead...and to think, she could of had a pony.
   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091707/

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7. Dagon (2001)

   This movie has good effects as it is done by Stuart Gordon; however, along with those special effects we also get a whiny hero, failure all around by the good guys and an icky reveal revolving around the 'hero' and the strange girl with the fish bottom half! Totally not a terrible movie, but one that would make for an awesome Rifftrax!
   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264508/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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8. 1313 Movies

   Oh, PLEASE riff any of David DeCoteau's 1313 movies (I'm sure they'd have to be edited, but, maybe something for Bridget and Mary Jo?)

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9. ultraviolet

   The film follows Violet Song Jat Shariff (Jovovich), a woman infected with hemoglophagia, a fictional vampire-like disease, in a future dystopia where anyone infected with the contagious disease is immediately sentenced to death. With her advanced martial arts, a group of rebel hemophages, and a boy named Six (Bright), whose blood may contain a cure for the disease, Violet goes on a mission to overthrow the futuristic government and defeat Ferdinand Daxus (Chinlund).

   This is a great movie because

   1) Infinite Pockets
   2) Flaming Swords
   3) Milla Jovovich
   4) Gunkata

   https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Ultraviolet_poster.jpg

   Ultraviolet takes place in 2078, in the years following a global epidemic that causes vampire-like symptoms, including super-human physical abilities, a healing factor and elongated canines. The infected "hemophages" die within twelve years after being infected. The "Archministry", a militant medical group headed by Vice-Cardinal Ferdinand Daxus, has taken control of the government and begun rounding up infected citizens and exterminating them in order to contain the virus.

   Having been infected a decade earlier, Violet Song Jat Shariff has become a member of an underground resistance movement fighting to protect the hemophages from the government. Working with the resistance, Violet steals a weapon that was supposedly designed to exterminate all hemophages, only to discover that it is a young boy named "Six". Rather than kill the child, Violet flees with him, believing that a cure for the disease can be reverse-engineered from the antigens before he dies from them.

   Violet eventually converses with Daxus, who tells her that the boy is his son, but she does not believe him. Instead she takes him to her friend Garth, who tells her the boy has no antigens and he has no value to anyone. Garth also tells her that the boy has a tracking device embedded in him ("so hot he's nearly radioactive"), that they can track him easily and he has only 8 hours to live. In the meantime, Violet's resistance handler Nerva reveals to her that the antigens in Six's blood are actually deadly to humans.

   Furthermore, Daxus clarifies that the boy is his clone, his previous claim to her being a ruse to earn her sympathy. Since the hemophages are nearly exterminated, the Archministry intends to engineer a new plague to maintain its power. When Daxus refuses to give her the cure, Violet escapes with Six and lets him spend his last moments at a playground. Daxus arrives, shoots Violet, and takes Six's body for dissection.

   Violet is revived in the facility run by Garth, and she realizes that Six might not actually be dead. Violet storms the Archministry and reaches a laboratory just as Daxus is about to begin the dissection. In the ensuing fight, Daxus reveals that he uses enhancements he gained from an accidental exposure to the hemophage virus to aid in his rise to power. Violet kills Daxus and leaves with Six's body. Six later wakes up, having been immunized by the hemophage virus in Violet's tears. It is theorized that Six might, after all, be instrumental in formulating a cure for the hemophages, although it may be too late for Violet (who is nearing the end of her 12 years).

   The film follows Violet Song Jat Shariff (Jovovich), a woman infected with hemoglophagia, a fictional vampire-like disease, in a future dystopia where anyone infected with the contagious disease is immediately sentenced to death. With her advanced martial arts, a group of rebel hemophages, and a boy named Six (Bright), whose blood may contain a cure for the disease, Violet goes on a mission to overthrow the futuristic government and defeat Ferdinand Daxus (Chinlund).

   This is a great movie because

   1) Infinite Pockets
   2) Flaming Swords
   3) Milla Jovovich
   4) Gunkata

   https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Ultraviolet_poster.jpg

   Ultraviolet takes place in 2078, in the years following… more

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10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LirU1iCZ61I
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458241/reference

    Maybe this one is functionally at best a dishonorable mention? Remains to be seen.

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11. So shines a good deed in a weary world

    From MST3K to RiffTrax and everything in between, thank you all for being a safe harbor in a sea of madness.

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12. Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout

    After a nice shower, Linnea does some warm-up stretches and then goes for a run. She encounters some flabby zombies who follow her back to the house, where she leads them in some poolside aerobic routines. Later she unwinds by inviting some girlfriends over for a slumber party and some exercise. When something goes bump in the house, her friends begin experiencing an attrition problem.

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13. The Villian

    Just like a roadrunner cartoon, including Kirk Douglas painting a tunnel opening on a wall! All star cast, low budget movie. Includes Jane Fonda and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold plays a character called Handsome Stranger (he was named after his father). Love this hard to find movie!

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14. Blood of the chupacabras

    The plot is very convoluted and all over the place, it has something to do with vampires and vampire hunters and treasure hunters and an ancient volcano and stuff.

    The acting, filming and special effects are all laughable and terrible, pretty sure it was shot on vhs. Lighting is a strange and unusual concept to the director.

    The cast keeps expanding. At least ten people converge on the final encounter and none of them really need to be there. It’s a script that got completely out of control and they still bothered to shoot it. I love this movie.

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15. Videodrome
    15 votes

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16. Scream and Scream Again (1970)

    A 1970's horror film featuring many horror icons in a movie that at times just seems like random things happening, but it all comes together in the end, okay, not really...
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064949/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

    17 votes

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17. The Ambushers

    The Ambushers (1967)
    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0062657/
    A spy/comedy/probably-***** movie starting Dean Martin

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18. Wheels of Fire (1985)

    A 1985 ripoff of Mad Max where the hero actually moons the bad guys at one point...seriously! So completely bizarre it could make a memorable riff like Space Mutiny!

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19. Firestarter

    I think this drew Barrymore movie would be perfect for rifftrax, my hubby was cracking jokes throughout

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20. Repo! The Genetic Opera

    This film is the could have been Rocky Horror. It's a movie perfect for riffing but also a film that needs your exposure. I know this email won't do much, but I'm literally asking you to make fun of my favorite movie of all time, a key part of my identity. Please consider it.

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