They could probably pull it off, but I bet there would be a lot of complaining about Robert Downey Jr. riffing his own movie, like in The Avengers.
Some more jokes I could see Mike, Kevin, and Bill making:
(When Batman ambushes a guard in Bane's underground lair)
Mike (as Tommy Wiseau): Oh hai, Batman!
(When Batman starts punching Bane ineffectually during their first fight)
Bill (as Batman): I don't think I'm ready for this yet. Could I maybe warm up with the Penguin first?
(Bane punches Batman)
Bill (as Batman, in pain): I'll take that as a no . . .
(When Bane breaks Batman's back)
Kevin: Oh, good for you, you broke my back - and how was it?
(When Catwoman betrays Batman and locks him in with Bane)
Batman: You've made a serious mistake.
Bane: Not as serious as yours, I fear.
Mike: Starring in "Reign of Fire."
(When we see Bane shirtless in his hideout)
Mike: Oh no, Bane is really Matthew McConaughey!
(When Bruce wakes up in The Pit)
Mike: Waking up in a hole in the ground, pained all over, unable to move, a stranger standing over you . . . typical Nick Nolte Tuesday morning.
Here are some jokes I could imagine them making:
(In the prologue, when the CIA agent is interrogating Banes men aboard the plane)
Kevin: He's still nicer than the flight attendants aboard Delta.
(Later in the scene, when Bane detaches the CIA plane from his plane)
Mike: Get your plane off me!
(While John Daggett is yelling at Bane)
Mike or Kevin: As a general rule, I don't yell at a anyone whom I have to crane my neck to look at.
(While Bane beats up Batman during their first fight)
Bill: Batman is getting the guano beaten out of him!
Is this the Laurel and Hardy version or the Disney version? The Laurel and Hardy version was pretty good, and it's a comedy, although that wouldn't stop Mike, Kevin, and Bill from making it funnier. I've never seen the Disney version, but from what I've heard, it deserves a good riffing.
They should riff the 1951 version with Alistair Sim. It's the best and they deserve a break from all the horrible Christmas stuff they have to suffer through.
With all the horrible Christmas features they've sat through, Mike, Kevin, and Bill should give themselves a break and riff a good one. They've proven that riffing a good movie is as funny as riffing a bad one.
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It's much better than any of the Showa Gamera films they riffed, but they could still make it funny.
You're right, silly me. I had it confused with the original Gamera movie. As a kaiju fan, I really should have known better.
To be honest, I'm not especially eager to see them riff a movie that was already riffed on MST3K. Mike, Kevin, and Bill should spend their time on new stuff. So many movies, so little time.