80’s schlock sci-fi fest, complete with a sub-literate plot, crappy special effects, no continuity, many actors you will remember (but not fondly), jammed in product placement galore (want a Coke?), and some of the worst acting this side of the space time continuum. An instant Rifftrax classic.

In time for Thanksgiving Do it in somewhere Philadelphia . Glenside (Keswick) of Phinixville (Colonial) would all be good venues for this.

So it's a movie mostly starring people who competed on So You Think You Can Dance? and Dancing With the Stars, trying to be a non-violent dumb version of Romeo and Juliet.

Oh, and it's directed by and starring David Winters. You know. The director of SPACE MUTINY?? Yyyyeah, this is a thing that happened, and it's easily one of the most insane things you will ever see in your life!

ok, this one is basically a Jurassic Park ripoff. It might be Asylum, not sure. Stars treat Williams (that's enough to riff right there) and the guy who plated the baddie in the original Robocop. TBH, the effects aren't half bad, but the plot is SO thin and predictable, it could only benefit from riffing.

This horrible American take on Godzilla starring Matthew Broderick was neither funny nor suspenseful and I ended up watching it on fast-forward from about forty minutes in and on. It was one of those shallow, nauseating 1990's flicks that you makes you realize why this was one of the worst decades that you'd ever lived through.

Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose
The Magic Land of Mother Goose (1967)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfxB00ikzk
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061936/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_17

Be very embarrassed! We have a TV werewolf movie from 1972 that needs a good riffing.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068967/reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvImnIryQE4

Lorenzo Lammas as a breakdancing dude from the "streets." His name? Chilly. ...And I'll just leave the IMDB synopsis right here: A disco owner (Ray Sharkey) lures a New York break dancer (Lorenzo Lamas) away from his rapping and dancing friends. Yes, Lammas actually released one of the songs as a radio-played single.

There were numerous references on MST3K, so it'd be great to see the whole thing given the riff treatment!

After becoming a symbol to Russians in part 4 Rocky, is now back to being poor and stupid.

He trains a young kid (not his) to be the new Rocky.

A mean boxing promoter who just wants to make money. (Doesn't sound familiar to Don King)

Stallone's real life son tries to "act". (doesn't work)

Stallone admited he would give this movie zero stars.

No boxing match in the ring. Just two school children duking it out on the streets with no cops to break them up.

A lovely heartfelt ending. (Not!)

Old but a good one from 1958. Alien supposedly ripped off the story line. Has bad science, ****** character melodrama, and a terrible monster. Also, has smoking in space with an ample supply of cigarettes. Not to mention the black eye makeup for Gino. Capt of ship is a horrible unlikely character.

A TV movie about a group of people who are trapped in the mall when a Dam breaks and the mall starts to flood. One of the People is a escaped murder.
Bad Special Effects, Bad Acting and poor dialog mean that this would be perfect to be riffed.

Fun monster movie about creatures from a mine attacking people through the basement of a house, LOT's a joke opportunities!

I'm sure you get suggestions all the time (I'm still waiting for Flash Gordon), but I stumbled on to this movie on Amazon Prime and realized I hadn't seen it since it was out originally. The John Boy references alone should be hilarious. Or not. Mole jokes? Even if you remove those two avenues, having a spaceship with breasts can't be ignored.

And...go.

Thanks,

Jason

Just the "GARBAGE DAY!" scene alone would make it worthwhile

Can't belive this hasn't been done yet. Perfect movie for Rifftrax. Would buy in a heart bet.