RiffTrax, please riff 'Alien Predator', labeled 'Alien Predators' on the art, also advertised as 'The Falling' (1986/7).

1) Has a pair of ominous vehicles crashing into things and people as recurring villains. One literally sneaks up behind a woman running from it like a cartoon character (see photo).

2) One of the characters magically survives a 60-second self-destruct sequence deep inside a research center... through the power of editing.

3) Three friends explore a village in Spain and interact with all kinds of objects being thrown at them (bottles, dolls). This is all happening as the actual plot is playing out with a NASA analyst trying to stop an alien contagion from the moon.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092530/

https://imgur.com/h9fJWyw

https://imgur.com/D76ZSum

https://imgur.com/lrjb3i5

Donald Sutherland is a chaotic neutral assassin
John Lithgow is a human scowl
Thomas Ian Griffith is that guy from the X-Files
and Tia Carrere is understandably upset

Hollow Point is an adorably bad movie. It's like, if three highschool boys stole adult bodies, then hired the hottest girl they could think of, in order to make a movie. It's full of "brave acting choices". It's funny, action packed, and yet somehow boring. Every shot has at least two seconds of establishing silence, and every actor is dragging out each line like it's the only one they have. It really is a fun movie, and it has some money behind it's big explosions and stunts, but it's just too silly to be taken seriously. It was a direct to HBO movie, and the last release was on vhs in 2004, and the the full movie has been up on youtube for two years without getting claimed, so it might be available for VOD rights.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113313/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSC5fBOfvk4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET3P3UJXl00

This short film tries to sell westerners on visiting Sibera. A place with an inland beach, villiages with museums, a college, the siberian tiger, Donald Duck intellectual property theft, and so much more.

The short tries its hardest, but Siberia doesn't come across all that much more interesting than Milwaukee. Milwaukee if it were stretched to cover 5,000 miles, at that. The short even ends with a woman dancing to a generic lounge act while a bartender pours a giant bottle of booze.

Siberia invites you: a magical land where the sea air is pungent, the summers are hot and the winter is not too cold.

A dark reimagining of Peter Pan. From the Wiki:

"The award-winning film, loosely based on Barrie's work, presents the characters with a twist. It features Peter Pan as an older, androgynous teen, whereas the fairy Tinker Bell is a drugged and burnt out girl, the Lost Boys are hot guys and pot heads, the Darling children are adopted, Wendy Darling is black, Captain Hook is a gay leather man and Tiger Lily is a transvestite. The events take place in Neverland which is an amusement park in the film, rather than the imaginary island."

It stars Wil Wheaton and is kind of fun, in a campy way. Perfect Riff material.