Ok angel is about a 15 year old ****** in Hollywood and also attends prep school with honors there’s a ****** killer out on the street and the whole movie no one really has a problem with a 15 YEAR OLD ******!!! Not the school or the police they treat it like it’s smoking “you need to quit but hey it’s your life “ the whole movie also the perv level is surprisingly minimal

https://archive.org/details/TheChildrensStory

Superbly uncomfortable attempt at humour that includes a "lighthearted" dressing room scene where Rodney Dangerfield sounds like he's assaulting a child. I know Rifftrax doesn't usually do comedies, but this is so powerfully unfunny that I feel it could lend well to Rifftrax treatment.

Kimball Kinnison, a young man from the agricultural planet Mquie and his Valerian companinon, Buscirk find a dying man with a legendary crystal lens embedded in his hand. As the man was dying, he mysteriously passed on the Lens to Kim. With more companions to come by, Kim must find out the purpose of the Lens before the Boskone dynasty does.

Squinty Marty Milner look alike tries to get to the bottom of a mystery involving a weird town, a weird family and Boris Karloff making monsters in his greenhouse. An H. P. Lovecraft story.

LadyHawke made in 1984 released in 1985 seems like a movie to riff. It's got dumb action and funny lines and Matthew Broadrick in it. I mean come on.

Hampton Yount describes this 1985 horror movie as an “uneven mess,” alternatingly “pitch black” or full of unintentional comedy, or intentionally comedy that doesn’t land. It stars an itty bitty Drew Barrymore, apparently.

why go trough three movies when one is enough, the rankin bass version of The Hobbit gives the story in just 1h 30m,and is plenty riffabel.

Starring Pierce Brosnan, the IMDB blurb goes thus: "An Irish tough-guy debt collector is asked by his local community to help rid the town of developers bent on building a chemical plant on the outskirts of town. The developers are ruthless and have sent their heavies into town to keep the locals quiet."

So far, so Steven Seagal, but the movie, and Brosnan's portrayal of Taffin, is perfectly ill-judged and thus perfectly riffable. Plus there's one particular line delivery that could even rival "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"

Iria is a newly-certified monster hunter who saves the life of a scientist working on the "Zeiram Project." Zeiram has been terrorizing local planets and kidnapping people to absorb their life force and clone them. When Iria meets up with a clone of her brother, her resolve is tested. Could her brother still be alive? Her friends help her track down the beast only to discover that it is calling for reinforcements. Iria must enter into a final showdown with Zeiram to save the planet and discover the truth about her missing brother.

A lot of moderately-famous names (Pearlman and Rollins definitely reach cult icon status) and not a lot of coherent plot. Just modern enough to draw people in for the show, but bad enough to require Rifftrax to save it (they'll come for the modernity and stay for the cheeze).

Bizarre little 60's film that seems good for Rifftrax. It's short (70 minutes), has crazy characters menaced by doll people controlled by Banga! Zombie Movies said the film "must have elicited more giggles than gasps on its release". K .Gordon Murray strikes again!

An Italian giallo film about a bunch of actors, and I use that word loosely, making a musical about a serial killer when a real serial killer shows up! So bizarre and riff-worthy. There's the original play itself which is the biggest bunch of hooey since "Cats", the scene of the nurse with her lionfish (which is shown often enough it should have been in the credits), the goofy director and his actors. Imagine if "Cats" was a murder mystery musical with serial killers. Just straight up weird on so many levels.

The first Drunken Master movie is a great comedy in its own right but still one for Rifftrax

A school bus safety film about the attitudes of bus drivers focuses most of its story on a driver named Barbara Blackstone. It begins with Barbara, a lady with a positive attitude, winning an award for "best all-around driver"; by the end, she is worn down by the mother of a special needs child who constantly complains she's late. Barbara's meltdown to misery is a spectacle to behold and great material for riffing. The short is on YouTube.

From 1996 comes the most annoying, disjointed pile of film about space miners ever. It opens with aliens putting something mean into a cube and shooting it into space. Then we have a rescue mission tasked with drilling holes into a rogue asteroid headed for earth so they can set off rockets to change the asteroid's course. The rescue mission is manned with the most annoying people they could find. And for a monster movie, you don't see anything until over halfway into the film! A riff worthy mess on many levels.

There's like a dozen of those old "Sons of Hercules" titles in the series, or even just more old sword and sandal movies from Italy. Please do more of them, as they're incredibly cheesy but also highly entertaining in their own right. Coupled with a good riffing, they're the best entertainment!

Son of the Mask (2005). Not so great Mask sequel.

It’s a half decent, mostly unknown movie that got swept under the rug in ‘92, during the live-action dinosaur craze that spawned such greats as theodore rex & the mario bros, this little gem follows a group of kids sucked into a vhs 📼 & transported to dinosaur city, trust me it’s way cooler than that hip crocodile flick

https://youtu.be/QmU6ZcuYzyY