Awful movie starring a good portion of the cast from Footloose. Begins with two scumbags leaving their hometown and heading across America in order to acquire some hag surfer in California. Along the way, they participate in car theft, bank robbery and scalping from remaining Navajo tribes-people.

A kids' fantasy movie so busy & so ridiculous it would be a "gift from God" like Werewolf was ;)

This could be just another kung fu movie, but it's really asking for it. It has a phoned-in soundtrack ripped off from other films, most notably the original Star Wars.

Denis Rodman, Dane Cook and a Cook Vendor walk into a bar.

It is pretentious wannabe-art-house insanity. Things are upside-down for no reason. Characters talk to their reflections. Roses appear suddenly in people's hands because they are metaphors, but it is unclear what they are metaphors for. A woman howls like a cat. There is a sexy Nazi lady with swastika lingerie.

I don't believe you guys have ever riffed a Troma movie, and this one is enough of a mess to make riffing easy.

It's this movie about a Russian guy who is given, by a space cow, the power of being really good at advertising. Along the way he thinks "Well maybe advertising is bad" and also realizes that brands are killing people and fast food companies are evil jagholes. Featuring Leelee Sobieski and Jeffrey Tambor. It is astonishing that this movie was not only made but that I saw commercials for it on TV.

All time classic

Terrible environmental disaster movie from 1997. It has a secret service agent getting lassoed by a park ranger; need I say more.

A friend of mine directed back in the day.

A real stinker of a disney live-action movie. Actors like Christopher Lloyd in a film way below their normal quality standards? A children's' movie based on a property too old and obscure for any of them to know about? A sarcastic, annoying sidekick character? Jokes too dumb for adults but too crude for children? Two NASA employees are brutally murdered by the protagonists in the last act and this has no repercussions? This movie has it all!

Short from the Prelinger archive. Features janitoring and despair.