"When American soldiers inadvertently steal Attila the Hun's secret riches, the wrath of the barbarian is awakened; the mummified warrior will stop at nothing to kill the intruders."

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It's the most rifftacular Bigfoot-Slasher-Cabin in the Woods with a touch of Deliverence and Straw Dogs with a Vietnam vet movie I have ever seen. The riffs just fly naturally when watching this, especially where a certain someone's pants are concerned. A twist ending makes it an especially cool movie.

In Time

This misbegotten piece of muscle-fluff screams for the riff. It might have been a good movie, if... well, watch it and see.

This movie has it coming its bad.

A horror movie without the horror.

Drop a tab and spark a doob, it's Zachariah!!!

Another movie that makes absolutely zero sense and who's popularity is utter baffling to me.

After a night out in Hollywood we returned to our vehicle to find this gem of a DVD resting on our windshield. Direct marketing at its finest. This "film" is really too weird for words, represented by the fact that I watched it only once in 2002 and not since. In fact I am not sure it even exists in my collection anymore. I think I had to segregate it because it was weirding out the other DVDs(and I own Bad Taste).

God awful avalanche disaster film. Horrendous acting, atrocious acting, and a cheesy cliché storyline...if you can call it a storyline. Epically bad!

Awful movie starring a good portion of the cast from Footloose. Begins with two scumbags leaving their hometown and heading across America in order to acquire some hag surfer in California. Along the way, they participate in car theft, bank robbery and scalping from remaining Navajo tribes-people.

A kids' fantasy movie so busy & so ridiculous it would be a "gift from God" like Werewolf was ;)

This could be just another kung fu movie, but it's really asking for it. It has a phoned-in soundtrack ripped off from other films, most notably the original Star Wars.

Denis Rodman, Dane Cook and a Cook Vendor walk into a bar.

It is pretentious wannabe-art-house insanity. Things are upside-down for no reason. Characters talk to their reflections. Roses appear suddenly in people's hands because they are metaphors, but it is unclear what they are metaphors for. A woman howls like a cat. There is a sexy Nazi lady with swastika lingerie.

I don't believe you guys have ever riffed a Troma movie, and this one is enough of a mess to make riffing easy.

It's this movie about a Russian guy who is given, by a space cow, the power of being really good at advertising. Along the way he thinks "Well maybe advertising is bad" and also realizes that brands are killing people and fast food companies are evil jagholes. Featuring Leelee Sobieski and Jeffrey Tambor. It is astonishing that this movie was not only made but that I saw commercials for it on TV.