My god, this is one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies of our lifetime. I don't know how it isn't a camp classic like Hackers.

Best-selling author and Ubisoft shill Tom Clancy was executive producer of this 1999 made-for-TV turd, set in the "not to distant future" of 2005, where the FBI has established a special division called, not surprisingly, "Netforce", to police the Internet and protect America from those most dangerous of criminals who know how to hotlink to somebody else's JPG like some sort of monster.

Special agents Scott Bakula and Kris Kristofferson are put on the case when software genius and noted "friend of the president" Judge Reinhold designs a nefarious new web browser that allows him to hack into Netforce's own computer system, blow up car and buildings remotely, kidnap the first lady, and hold the entire Internet hostage!

To get answers, Bakula must seek advice from a Sims character of his murdered boss, visit some VR brothels, and scowl at lots of command prompts and IRC chat windows written in giant glowing size 50 green font. Oh, and because it's Tom Clancy, you can bet your bump stock that there are a crapload of scenes of soldiers in full combat gear Move! Move! Move!-ing, where everybody (and I do mean EVERYBODY) is require to maintain no less than two active laser sights on their person at any given time.

And just in case you were wondering if this movie somehow managed to surpass both 'Hackers' and 'The Net' in terms of idiotic computer-illiterate hacking jargon written on a word processor by a guy who need to consult a 300 page manual in order to log on to AOL, the first words you hear in the trailer are literally "we're in!", followed by Scott Bakula deeply distressed that "somebody's been hijacking the net bigtime!"

Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ay-ar-gVY

And if your PC has "triple the bus speed" to handle it, here's the full length movie itself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvORfHfDxnU

Just when you think Rifftrax has reached the bottom of the barrel in terrible movies, I have to go and dig up "Teenage Monster" from the abandoned cesspool of forgotten films.
In the old movie days, people felt cheated if they weren't shown a double feature when they went to the movies. It really didn't have to be a good double feature, it was quantity over quality. AIP films is a good example of this. This cheaply made movie was produced to meet the double bill requirement to accompany "The Brain from Planet Arous" (which I love.). Cashing in on the teenage monster films at the time, "I was a Teenage Werewolf," and I was a Teenage Frankenstein," and other teenage exploitation films. The filmmakers changed the original movie title to "Teenage Monster," later, the movie was shown on early television, many times with local "Horror Hosts," as "Meteor Monster." This was one of the last films that famous monster master makeup artist Jack Pierce worked on.
Billed as a horror western, this film never really succeeds in either genre. Actually, it doesn't even succeed as a movie. But in the hands of experienced Riffers, I'm sure that this film will succeed in being hilarious.

Teenage Monster trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rDdpwCZnbA

Teenage Monster (Full movie with Spanish subtitles that can't be turned off, but you can learn a little Spanish if you watch the whole film. Good luck!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bVZlZUmjHM

Set in the lush, rainy world of Ireland, Rawhead Rex shows us a glimpse into the mad genius of Clive Barker. Or would, if the film was any good. Even the author himself has disowned this film, which he wrote himself, as the acting is awful and the monster's design is even worse. He reportedly wanted the monster to resemble a part of the male genitalia, so not sure if that would be better.

The film features an American family that has traveled to Ireland so the father can traipse around old churches. During one jaunt some locals release an ancient evil deity - don't you just hate when something happens to ruin your trip? Now it's up to the Americans to save themselves and defeat the evil Rawhead Rex.

This film is so bad it's fantastic.

Adam West and Burt Ward reprise their roles as Batman and Robin to lead a team of DC superheroes that aren't Superman and Wonder Woman (who both had better things to do), with Frank Gorshin in a Legion of Doom that has Charlie Callas as Sinestro, with Malla from the Star Wars Holiday Special as Solomon Grundy. Includes a disco soundtrack, cheap costumes, an even cheaper set, bad comedy, Batman stuck without his Bat-credit card, and most of episode 2 is taped in a public park. While watching it, I imagined Cesar Romero and Burgess Meredith being extremely grateful to their agents.