an amoji with multiple emotions in the emoji world... it got a zero on rotten tomatoes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger dropping epic one-liners like "cool off" while giving a bad guy a urinal swirly.

Stereotypical, one dimensional terrorists, the Crimson Jihad.

Jamie Lee Curtis' transition from boring suburban housewife to awkward **** badass

A nuclear blast off the Florida Keys that no one seems to mind.

This movie has it all! Except the riffs it so obviously deserves.

Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Horror - nuff said

Remember seeing this as a kid and how creepy it was for me...would loe to see it riffed.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365083/. The Images of the children stuck in their house flooring down the river are still stuck in my mind after all these years. Please Riff this!

There's a lot of great cheesy 80s fast-food training videos out there, like for Wendy's and McDonald's. It's a riff goldmine.

28 minute short I had to watch in elementary school.
A boy carves a canoe out of wood and sends it on it's greatly improbable way to the ocean.
Along the way, the canoe meets people and has adventures.
The canoe does.
Yes.
Really

There were numerous references on MST3K, so it'd be great to see the whole thing given the riff treatment!

Mel Gibson starred in this horrible film which mangled the American Revolution and made the British out to be genocidal maniacs. And that stupid ax! Rifftrax, please drag this bomb into the mud where it belongs!

A TV movie about a group of people who are trapped in the mall when a Dam breaks and the mall starts to flood. One of the People is a escaped murder.
Bad Special Effects, Bad Acting and poor dialog mean that this would be perfect to be riffed.

Elliott Gould's Max Devlin sells is soul to make a deal Bill Cosby's Devil all costarring Eight is Enough's Adam Rich is this cheesy movie fro Disney pre Eisner dark period.

Fun monster movie about creatures from a mine attacking people through the basement of a house, LOT's a joke opportunities!

Freaked is a 1993 movie by Alex Winter (the same guy in Bill & Ted), who also stars in the movie. His character is hired by the Everything Except Shoes company to go to Santa Flan to promote Zygrot 24, which is supposed to be a horrible chemical.
Things go very badly for him, and his friend. The movie also stars Mr T as the bearded lady, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Randy Quaid. The film had a budget of $13 million , but only made $30000 at the box office.

Not a bad film, but I would love to hear Mike , Kevin, and Bill apply their own brand of Upper Midwestern wit to this.

In time for Thanksgiving Do it in somewhere Philadelphia . Glenside (Keswick) of Phinixville (Colonial) would all be good venues for this.

Short-lived Steven Spielberg produced big budget 90's NBC underwater Sci-Fi series staring Roy Scheider and Jonathan Brandis and later Michael Ironside during the final 2032 era.

ok, this one is basically a Jurassic Park ripoff. It might be Asylum, not sure. Stars treat Williams (that's enough to riff right there) and the guy who plated the baddie in the original Robocop. TBH, the effects aren't half bad, but the plot is SO thin and predictable, it could only benefit from riffing.

I only mention this because I noticed you recently did The Walking Dead and Daredevil.
But still, Bob Ross and his accidental double entendres?
I mean, come ON!!!!!

This horrible American take on Godzilla starring Matthew Broderick was neither funny nor suspenseful and I ended up watching it on fast-forward from about forty minutes in and on. It was one of those shallow, nauseating 1990's flicks that you makes you realize why this was one of the worst decades that you'd ever lived through.