why go trough three movies when one is enough, the rankin bass version of The Hobbit gives the story in just 1h 30m,and is plenty riffabel.

The Melonheads is a horrible piece of ****. It’s a 53 minute short film on YouTube that drew inspiration from the Beast of Yucca Flats, seemingly un-ironically. Somehow, it had a small following and was even featured on cracked.com when that was still a thing.

Because it’s 2021.

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"Let's Make a Meal in 20 Minutes" AND "Let's Make a Sandwich" from our friends at Simmel-Meservey, makers of the MST3K favorite "A Date with Your Family." Speaking of which, both shorts star "Daughter" from that timeless classic (and the sandwich short also features "Mother"). Both show the viewer the fun that can go into the preparation of food, no matter how unappetizing the final result is. Each short is only about 4 minutes long, so pairing them would be a good idea. And they're both public domain, to boot! Let's Make a Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

This job training video describes how meat carvers can make conversation with guests at Old Country Buffet.

This 1988 documentary starring Tiny Tim pretty much speaks for itself and is definitely worthy of the Rifftrax treatment

https://youtu.be/rxev9_y3fNo

A biology teacher and his wife take their two children to an island summer house to enable him to write an important thesis while getting over the death of their son. While they are there, large flocks of birds appear and begin to attack individual humans for no apparent reason. The town mayor (who is also the local doctor) refuses to believe that birds are responsible for the spate of injuries that are occurring but, before long, he has no option but to believe as the birds begin attacking larger groups of people. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109275/?ref=tttrtr_tt

Guys. I've been watching the Lynda Carter WONDER WOMAN show and stumbled across this gem. John Carradine stars as a brain in a jar with one eye ball connected to it. Plus, the brain inflates and deflates like it's also lungs? It is wild. Luckily, WONDER WOMAN is on HBO Max, same as other things you've riffed like GAME OF THRONES. I think this one would be well worth it (even if you only release it as a Just the Jokes) and a ton of fun.

You guys MUST do Grizzly 2. It’s been a lost film since 1983. It was only finally completed last year w hilariously new footage shot by drones and high def cameras spliced w 1983 action. It stars George Clooney, Charlie Sheen, Laura Dern, Louise Fletcher and Deborah Foreman. It has potential to be an all-timer for you guys. TRUST ME.

A lot of moderately-famous names (Pearlman and Rollins definitely reach cult icon status) and not a lot of coherent plot. Just modern enough to draw people in for the show, but bad enough to require Rifftrax to save it (they'll come for the modernity and stay for the cheeze).

According to Wikipedia, this is the first feature-length 3D computer animated film created exclusively using motion capture, but you wouldn't know it due to its terrible quality. Marvel at the models as they clip through other objects as they are displayed in front of textureless backgrounds. But most importantly, this "film" has a surprising all star cast including Mark Hamil, Brendan Fraiser, Leonard Nemoy, John Rhys-Davies. How did a movie with a 30 million dollar budget only make 30 thousand back? Watch and find out!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinbad:BeyondtheVeilof_Mists
https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2106065177

This short presented by the philco ford corporation gives a decidedly dark vision of a futuristic house in the year 1999ad where the computer is in charge of the entire household. It features mandatory exercise and body scans, and the home teaching program telling 8 yr old billy he flunked. It features a young Wink Martindale and is pure nightmare fuel.

1940s movie about Cartography by Chevrolet. A "Jam Handy" production. I kid you not. That's the last slide.

8 and one half minutes of too-fast animation, terrible road conditions, watching people drive around in 1940s Batman's car all to make maps that only have a passing connection to reality.

Also, you can find it in its entirety here: https://www.planetizen.com/node/57278

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Well because it's the 2nd one! Just as bad as the first, it brings back Rod, still bad graphics just a little smoother looking. It's just perfect for riffing

There's like a dozen of those old "Sons of Hercules" titles in the series, or even just more old sword and sandal movies from Italy. Please do more of them, as they're incredibly cheesy but also highly entertaining in their own right. Coupled with a good riffing, they're the best entertainment!