The name says it all - a pastor who can turn into a velociraptor. Wait, no, a priest who can turn into a velociraptor. Huh. I guess the name doesn’t say it all!

1. Low budget fantasy, shot in Connecticut


2. Overly serious, full of pauses, hastily edited, kinda unfinished. Modern day B movie. 3/10 on imdb.


3. Early appearances of notable TV actors (Orange is the New Black, Star Trek)
   Watch the trailer here: https://www.amazon.com/Tower-Silence-Jenny-Sterlin/dp/B07Z8H17NQ
   Or the full thing here: https://tubitv.com/movies/495710/tower-of-silence
   

So this little Gem totally got past me and stars none other than David Hasselhoff as the eye-patch adorned macho leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. This has to peak your interest.

Watch as the guys tackle the low budget original 1981 classic horror movie, with possible Guest Riffer Bruce Campbell (If he's available, and up for it.)

A poor attempt at a poor attempt! This script was just made for riffing! The child lead, the obnoxious alien spacecraft, and evil NASA scientists? All set in 1980's south Florida? This is the penultimate rigging feature!

Maybe the music licensing alone is beyond extravagant to release a movie/riff combo but I recall this atrocity from the 70s as being infinitely terrible and terribly weird at the same time. Perfect Riff material!

Because it’s 2021.

"Let's Make a Meal in 20 Minutes" AND "Let's Make a Sandwich" from our friends at Simmel-Meservey, makers of the MST3K favorite "A Date with Your Family." Speaking of which, both shorts star "Daughter" from that timeless classic (and the sandwich short also features "Mother"). Both show the viewer the fun that can go into the preparation of food, no matter how unappetizing the final result is. Each short is only about 4 minutes long, so pairing them would be a good idea. And they're both public domain, to boot! Let's Make a Sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

One of your "all star cast" movies-of-the-week. It's a stab at doing an Airport movie with a few murders thrown in... in the final half hour.

The Original

Very Cheesy
Bad Special; Effects
From the 1970s
Series https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076975/reference
(Compilation Movie edit) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078308/reference/

This is an ego-trip on a Tommy Wiseau level. Craig Denney directed and starred in this, while the script is by a Dorothy June Pidgeon. Dorothy has this movie as her only credit, so I suspect this is actually Craig Denney's nom de plume.
It is a self-regarding tale of an astrologer who becomes so successful rich and famous, he decides to make a movie about himself. The editing's appalling, the acting worse. The plot includes pointless detours to Africa and the South Pacific, which add nothing very much to the whole sorry tale.

Why does Hollywood hate Nicholes Cage 😂😂😂😂

Its a story about space aliens and yetis!

Tetsuro Hoshino, orphaned by the Cyborgs, lives in a slum in the shadow of their megapolis. He steals a pass for Galaxy Express 999, and is saved by a mysterious woman called Maitre, a living image of his mother who had been killed by the Cyborgs. Wearing a special pendant, he sets out for Andromeda where he can obtain eternal life and avenge his parents' death. On his odyssey, he meets a gallery of fantastic characters that help him exterminate the evil Star of Andromeda which had been giving mechanical bodies to rich human beings.

I won't watch this movie unless there's a Rifftrax for it. It is certainly deserving!

The dark hallows and dense forests of Appalachia harbor strange mysteries. Local residents will recount their encounters with the terrifying Sheepsquatch, the dark winged-creature, Mothman, and aliens from space.

ep is here
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyh3hwmonsters-and-mysteries-in-america-s01e01-appalachiashortfilms

Guys. I've been watching the Lynda Carter WONDER WOMAN show and stumbled across this gem. John Carradine stars as a brain in a jar with one eye ball connected to it. Plus, the brain inflates and deflates like it's also lungs? It is wild. Luckily, WONDER WOMAN is on HBO Max, same as other things you've riffed like GAME OF THRONES. I think this one would be well worth it (even if you only release it as a Just the Jokes) and a ton of fun.

A young boy stumbles into a mysterious girl who floats down from the sky. The girl, Sheeta, was chased by pirates, army and government secret agents. In saving her life, they begin a high flying adventure that goes through all sorts of flying machines, eventually searching for Sheeta's identity in a floating castle of a lost civilization.