This film is an absolute mess in all the greatest ways. Directed by one "Michael J. Paradise" and starring such names as John Huston, Shelley Winters, and Sam Peckinpah, The Visitor is at a confluence of genres, taking 'inspiration' from beloved late 70's sci-fi and horror films in ways that are as shameless as they are baffling.

Witness an intergalactic struggle between good and evil as an eight year old girl tries to coerce her mother into getting pregnant.

Thrill in amazement at John Huston's theme music, which plays literally every time he comes on screen, no matter what his character is (or isn't) doing.

Scratch your head in confusion at the apparent lack of consequence for any particular scene or character.

And laugh - laugh heartily at the poor editing, the nonsensical plot, the mashed up psychedelic imagery, and the ever alarming displays of misogyny.

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Because nobody ever gets tired of AT-AT action and Stormtroopers, Lucas has come through with another film! Finn has apparently gotten a promotion, given his snazzy black coat (hey, at least it's not the jacket) and fights with Phasma. Rey trains with Luke so she can do... stuff. Kylo Ren throws another tantrum. Chewbacca and BB-8 co-pilot along with another creature that's sure to give us cheesy, predictable humor. Poe is just as Han Solo-ish as ever (well, not really). Leia observes. And Snoke? That Gollum/Voldemort twin has the most hilarious predicament at the soft serve ice cream machine!- just kidding. He probably just sits around and coughs.

Two terrified Earthlings are mistakenly transported to the eerie world of Vonya where they must find the hidden Dimensional Door, or perish in the attempt.
A scientist's teleportation device rips a hole in space that leads to another dimension! A bizarre series of accidents sends inventor Dr. Hartmann, beautiful TV reporter Carrie Madison, and martial arts champ Dan through time and into a violent world of swords, warlords and blood-sucking subterranean monsters. Dan's fighting skill's won't be much help after Dr. Hartmann, posing as a wizard, strikes an alliance with Malachi, the barbarian chief, buying his own safety with gifts of powerful "magic" never before seen in this primitive realm - gunpowder and nitroglycerin!
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"I'd rather be doing Shakespeare instead of this crap, but I have a house payment due next week."
-Richard Hatch (Star of: Prisoners of the Lost Universe)

Where to begin -
1. Star Power! John Carradine! Lon Chaney Jr! Merle Haggard! Basil Rathbone! And so many more, you'll have to Google them to find out who they are!
2. Music! There are at least half a dozen songs, in the first half hour of this film, and it doesn't let up after that. Hear the spectrum of music from country to western!
3. Action! Did I mention, besides ghosts, there are spies! Spy ghosts! Why isn't THAT on SyFy? Horror and intrigue!
4. Gorilla! There's at least one in the film! Why? For that valuable 60's primate dollar! Why do you think Planet of the Apes made all that green? Because of Heston?
5. If you guys don't, I will, by God!

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Megaforce (or MegaForce), is an action film made in 1982 directed by former stuntman Hal Needham. The film starred Barry Bostwick, Persis Khambatta, Michael Beck, Edward Mulhare, Evan C. Kim, Ralph Wilcox, and Henry Silva.

Everyone is wearing spandex jumpsuits, have wild hair, ride motorcycles and cars that look like they were rejected by Battlestar Galactica. The acting is way over the top, and the heros look like they just finished filming the "Let's Get Physical" video for Olivia Newton John.

It starts Barry Bostwick and Persis Khambatta. This is enough right there to push it to the top of the list. But adding Henry Silva as the heavy? Pure Riffing Gold.