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1. Curly Sue
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2. It's Everybody's Business

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=220XsrVZ1rk

   An educational cartoon from 1954 that lets the viewer know that capitalism was always the basis for all of our freedoms.

   There's also the message that the government provides vital services but that means taxes, so be sure to protest the government taxes.

   And there are also women in bikini's standing in front of open fridges. Because of course.

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3. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000)

   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131704/reference

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4. Inferno

   Visually gorgeous and short on logic and sense.When a woman is killed after getting hold of a book about witches (the 3 mother's) her brother wants to find out why. Dario Argento's follow up to Suspiria that walks the line between creepy and confusing

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5. The Battle Wizard (Tian long ba bu) (1977)

   Not your standard martial arts movie.

   A man looses both his legs, to a man who shoot lasers from his fingertips, and replaces them with expandable bird like legs. And vows revenge on the man's son.
   The son goes out on the world to learn martial arts. Befriends a woman who can control snakes and falls in love with a woman who shoots daggers from a bone.
   This movie involves 'nail biting' fights against a giant snake puppet and a man in a gorilla suit.

   Quickly came to the top of my list of favorite cheesy movies. Give it a look, you will not be disappointed.

   Not your standard martial arts movie.

   A man looses both his legs, to a man who shoot lasers from his fingertips, and replaces them with expandable bird like legs. And vows revenge on the man's son.
   The son goes out on the world to learn martial arts. Befriends a woman who can control snakes and falls in love with a woman who shoots daggers from a bone.
   This movie involves 'nail biting' fights against a giant snake puppet and a man in a gorilla suit.

   Quickly came to the top of my list of favorite cheesy movies. Give it a… more

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6. The ButterCream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain (1993)

   Sequel to Mormonxplotation propaganda flick The ButterCream Gang (1992).

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ3n4rKP8mY
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268624/reference

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7. Bloody Mallory

   A French ripoff of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, with Power Ranger style colour palettes and monster costumes.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhM6H9zjrDw

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8. A Christmas Story 2 (2012)

   The 1983 classic A Christmas Story wasn't the first adaptation of Jean Shepherd's writings--PBS did some adaptations in the late seventies/early eighties. (In fact, if you do a YouTube search for "Phantom of the Open Hearth" you'll see the very first version of the leg lamp!) Nor was it the last--PBS did another adaptation in 1988 (Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss) and in 1994, there was a (very limited) theatrical release of It Runs In The Family (renamed My Summer Story for video), which was actually billed as the sequel to ACS. Whatever you may think of these two follow-ups/sequels (and many do enjoy them), they're worthy to be called sequels because they both come directly from Jean Shepherd's writings and feature his narration.

   Not so with the so-called "official" sequel--2012's direct-to-DVD A Christmas Story 2. This has nothing to do with anything Shepherd wrote and is merely an exploitative cash grab that fans saw through in a heartbeat.

   The movie takes place in 1946, with Ralphie now fifteen years old and his brother Randy around eleven. In a blatant re-tread of the original movie's plot, Ralphie's heart's desire this Christmas is his first car (that, and the love of the prettiest girl in school). What's more, the movie re-hashes story beats and jokes from the first one--some of them lifted clean! (For example: Flick sticking his tongue into a mail tube for no apparent reason than to call back to the flagpole, a re-tread of "Oh, fudge!", Ralphie dropping hints about his gift at the breakfast table...sometimes it seems this movie is jumping up and down, waving its arms, and yelling, "Look! Look! We're calling back to the first movie! See?! SEE?!?!?!")

   The acting talent among most of the cast is all right but nothing to shout about. Daniel Stern and Beverly D'Angelo play Ralphie's folks, which could have been good, but Stern especially simply tries to copy Darren McGavin's performance without putting his own stamp on it. (And does it WAY too exaggeratedly.)

   That's one of the main failings of ACS2--it just TRIES too hard. Instead of the wry, gentle humor that characterizes Jean Shepherd's work, it goes for cartoony, slapstick, and farcical. (And the slapstick sequences seem more along the lines of The Three Stooges on steroids rather than the subtler humor of the first movie.) Even when ACS touched on the cartoony and over-the-top, the characters were grounded in reality--they just seemed real and relatable. This movie seems like nothing more than a live-action Hanna-Barbera cartoon (to the point where they actually dub in Hanna-Barbera-ish cartoon sound effects over certain slapstick sequences!).

   There's still narration by adult Ralphie...but since Shepherd had passed away long ago (and I can't see him giving his stamp of approval to this if he HAD been alive), there's a different voice actor. He's trying desperately to sound like Shep, but sounds more like Adam West after too much coffee.

   In short, this would be a Rifftrax field day for the holidays...perhaps for a Rifftrax Live. (Ironically, the same year, another adaptation of ACS came out...the stage musical. But with wit, genuineness and a great score, it served the source material much better.)

   The 1983 classic A Christmas Story wasn't the first adaptation of Jean Shepherd's writings--PBS did some adaptations in the late seventies/early eighties. (In fact, if you do a YouTube search for "Phantom of the Open Hearth" you'll see the very first version of the leg lamp!) Nor was it the last--PBS did another adaptation in 1988 (Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss) and in 1994, there was a (very limited) theatrical release of It Runs In The Family (renamed My Summer Story for video), which was actually billed as the sequel to ACS. Whatever you may think of these two follow-ups/sequels… more

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9. Frogmen (1994)

   O.J. Simpson's final project before his legendary double-murder trial was this series-pilot about a squad of retired Navy SEALs who now run a diving equipment-shop in Malibu. Needless to say, they also hire themselves out as crusaders for justice. Ripe for rediscovery? We couldn't agree more!

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10. SHOCKWAVES

    Visitors to a remote island discover that a reclusive Nazi commandant has been breeding a group of Zombie soldiers.. this would be hilarious ...please , please riff this movie.

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11. The Words

    This 2012 movie is allegedly a Drama, Mystery, and Romance, but it's really a turgid and lugubrious melodrama. It claims it will keep you guessing until the end, but I wouldn't count on it. Offers great scope for riffing. It is proud of delivering lines like "Another part of being a man, no matter how painful it might be, is accepting your own limitations." and "He loved her. He loved New York. But at night, when the city was finally quiet, he wrote."

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12. Parting Shots (1998)

    Worst smaltzy scoring of a film ever. Trashy Brit comedy from the bloke who directed Charles Bronsons' uberviolent Death Wish.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123215/combined
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWqF5w7gY8c

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13. Baywatch Nights Season 2

    Baywatch (the original series, not the new film with the star of High School Musical) had a spin-off called Baywatch Nights. The first season was about the characters solving crime, but the second season took a more X Files theme... they fought monsters! But, the monsters are rarely shown to the audience and the acting is terrible. So there.

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14. The Amityville Theater

    Do you long for extended James Nguyen-ian high school teacher minivan driving and parking scenes? Then The Amityville Theater is for YOU! This straight to video release features monotone lines delivered with all the enthusiasm of ordering Chinese food plus the added benefit of nonsensical flashbacks. Oh this one should be riffed and deserves to be!

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15. The Keeper of Time

    Filmed in beautiful Lithuania, The Keeper of Time stars Michael O'Hearn, Adam T. Dawson, and Parker Alexander. Like any good movie, The Keeper of Time begins with children being killed by a demon. A good looking female shape-shifting demon, but still a demon. After two children bit the dust, we join the last child on the demon's hit list- little Timmy, the week from 12 year old farm boy. Timmy and his mother return to his home, only to find that a sinister looking women dressed in black has given their father/husband apples to eat. When Timmy states that he is not hungry, his mother replies with, "Timmy, that's not grateful! Say thank you to the good lady," and promptly dies from apple poisoning. Timmy is quickly rescued from the demon by Bullrock, the bad-with-words sword wielding wizard want-to-be shirtless barbarian (played by Micheal O'Hearn, four-times Mr. "Natural" Universe, and gladiator on American Gladiator), and Udo, the magic-less old kung fu instructor who knows the arcane secret of gunpowder. Watch for the sword-fight between Bullrock and a storm.

    "This place is as good as any other place," says Udo, as he sets camp in the middle of a haunted swamp. We find that he may have been mistaken, when swamp zombies rise from the slime to attack Timmy and Friends. Having learned his lesson, the next night Udo has the party camp in the woods, surrounded by mutilated skeletons hanging from the trees. And he did all this AFTER a frantic woman had warned him, "Whatever you do- Don't sleep on the ground!"

    IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398150/

    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8I8yUZXOM
    Mike O'hearn playing the Hulk in Epic Rap Battles of History: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810FWtKnH-o

    Filmed in beautiful Lithuania, The Keeper of Time stars Michael O'Hearn, Adam T. Dawson, and Parker Alexander. Like any good movie, The Keeper of Time begins with children being killed by a demon. A good looking female shape-shifting demon, but still a demon. After two children bit the dust, we join the last child on the demon's hit list- little Timmy, the week from 12 year old farm boy. Timmy and his mother return to his home, only to find that a sinister looking women dressed in black has given their father/husband apples to eat. When Timmy states that he… more

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16. The Other Side of the Door

    Cliche riddled alleged horror flick.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh6U1jSIaFk
    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_other_side_of_the_door/

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17. Paradise Alley

    Good Lord, what a forgotten mess this 1978 film is. Sylvester Stallone stars as Cosmo Carboni (I swear I'm not making that name up), who tries to fight his way to the top of the supposedly popular world of underground wrestling in 1946.

    1. Stallone wrote, directed, and stars in this turkey.
    2. He also sings the films theme song
    3. His wrestling name id "Kid Salami," and he wears a neckless of salami sticks around his neck (God help me, it's true).
       

    ..and for the most bizarre of reasons, Tom Waits appears in this film!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgnfM9WtM9s

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18. The Woman Eater aka The Womaneater(1958)

    A mad scientist captures women and feeds them to a flesh-eating tree, which in turn gives him a serum that helps bring the dead back to life.
    This movie explains in detail why Obamacare really needs to be reworked ASAP.

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19. angry video game nerd

    Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiz95K1ngiI

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20. More DVDs

    As much as I like being able to pull up your movies on my laptop, I'd really like to have a few more on my shelf. Titles like Sons of Hercules, Revenge of Dr X, City of the Dead, any of their public domain titles; I'd love to see any of them on disc. I already own several, but if they were put on disc, I might go ahead and buy then again.

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