Just wanted to share something I wrote: If you want use any or all of this, I would be honored! Or if it just gives anyone a smile and/or a chuckle that is great too.
Ahh, the loyal Trumpists, you can just imagine that in a time in a "not to distant future" a carnival barker trying
to persuade you to (COME CLOSER) and see, LIVE & UPCLOSE! A TRUUUEE LOYAAAL TRUMP SUPPORTER!
For only Five measly tickets, witness the lowest that evolution has to offer!
For ONLY FIVE measly tickets, witness the glazed stare, the ominous hat, the CAGE filled with only GOD himself knows
how many cheeseburger wrappers and diet Coke cans!
But I implore you good Ladies and Gentlemen, do not stare long into its eyes, for it is an abyss that can NEVER beee
(ESCAPED)!!!

This very weird animated feature from 1975 takes the following tack:

1. Take the most well-known operettas of Gilbert and Sullivan (along with a few of their lesser-known ones) and throw their plots and characters in a blender.
2. Turn what comes out into an animated musical.
3. Get British cartoonist Ronald Searle, who has a broadly caricaturist style, to design it and oversee the animation.
4. Re-write most of the lyrics and arrange them in an EXTREMELY 1970s pop style.
5. Somehow expect this to appeal to people.

It's not that the idea of a Gilbert-and-Sullivan-themed animated musical is BAD in and of itself...if it had focused on adapting a single work, and had a more appealing visual style. (Ronald Searle's style is very good for newspaper cartoons, illustrations, and the opening credits of the movie musical Scrooge, but in animation, it looks ugly and off-putting.) Plus, throwing Every. Single. Gilbert. And. Sullivan. Character. EVER. into the same plot, not to mention cobbling together said plot from all these different works, makes the whole thing look entirely too overstuffed. It's amazing that Bill Melendez, who directed the Peanuts specials which are known for being simple and straightforward, helmed THIS. And those 1970s orchestrations...ai-yi-yi!!! (Unfortunately, this wasn't the last time G & S would be warped onscreen...The Pirate Movie came along seven years later.)

This review from Musical H-E-L-L, a YouTube series that slams on awful filmed musicals, gives you an idea of what to expect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpl8uPECS8&t=321s&ab_channel=MusicalHell

(It seems that the filter won't print a certain nickname for Richard, so I had to edit the title.)

Someone is killing and cannibalizing people during the full moon! Which of the super suspious people could it be? The guy who wrote the book about eating people, the guy who totally ate his shipmate, the guy who is missing parts of his body, or the crazy doctor who thought it was a great idea to have these people work for him? Also there is a scene in which everyone allows themselves to be handcuffed to a seat with a murderer in the room. But you know what this film needs more of? Bumbling police guy who has the hots for Fay Way (but then again who doesn't?)

You want three reasons, I got one answer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV7h4-2ZUqE

A guy gets killed with a frisbee. The beginning of the movie introduces a "contaminated" snake that features prominently in the conclusion. It stars a former ******* centerfold, as quality films do. Does she take her top off? Son, everyone takes their tops off. There's gratuitous martial arts, gratuitous rocket launcher shooting, and gratuitous ugly 80s guys running around with guns. It's directed by Andy Sidaris, who made a sort-of career out of buxom lady action movies. Why yes it's part of a series. He also directed one episode of The Gemini Man starring Ben Murphy. Now that's a pedigree.

It's stupid, it's hilarious, and it's fun. DO IT.